今晚放工返到屋企發現QQ已經上咗床瞓覺,飯枱上面就有一本寫到密密麻麻嘅單行簿,我搧咗下見到已經寫咗十幾頁…女人真係黐鬼線嘅,平時要我寫一頁功課我已經想死咁滯,而佢短短兩日就寫咗咁鬼多字…唉,我真係要勤力啲至得。598Please respect copyright.PENANA5CO5Ftcko8
本來想睇下佢寫咗啲乜,但既然佢講過話怕醜唔想我睇,所以我就冚返埋算數嘞;當日我都唔想佢攪我本週記,將心比己,我而家都唔應該偷睇佢寫嘅嘢,我同佢嘅關係未至於可以隨便窺探對方嘅私隱…同埋私處。598Please respect copyright.PENANALZ059lObhX
到咗第二朝起身。598Please respect copyright.PENANA5IEPKwcLk8
我:「咦,Queenie早晨,妳重喺度嘅?」598Please respect copyright.PENANAjwLeP2coRA
Q:「重早晨?你望下個鐘而家幾點!」598Please respect copyright.PENANAH3MCv3E6Kg
無乜時間觀念嘅我,屋企當然唔會掛個圓型大鐘上牆啦,所謂嘅鐘只係一部藍牙喇叭鬧鐘上面幾粒好細嘅數目字;其實呢,平時都係睇電話多㗎喇,呢個年代鐘同錶已經係一種過時嘅物品,除咗Apple Watch之外。598Please respect copyright.PENANARLXL9pECOo
我:「哈哈…原來已經成點鐘,不過差唔多啦,我放工返嚟都十二點幾。」無講嘅就係我上床之後打傳說打到三點幾。598Please respect copyright.PENANA1AKvfTiiLW
Q:「你日日都咁樣,到返學嗰日你就知死。」598Please respect copyright.PENANAUOurXrRECQ
我:「到時先算啦,係呢,妳又話去拍拖嘅?」598Please respect copyright.PENANAXsUopTHFNJ
唔通鬧架,甩底?598Please respect copyright.PENANAavfR67x2Ix
Q:「約咗四點呀,人哋星期日而家家庭樂緊去咗飲茶,你估好似你咁日日無所事事咩。」598Please respect copyright.PENANA3RMEQ7WBOS
我:「都唔係好無所…呀,係嘞,咁妳食咗嘢未,會唔會餓死咗?」598Please respect copyright.PENANAyxJopHskTO
Q:「等得你嚟就梗係死咗啦,所以我已經蒸咗蝦餃食,同埋食咗個蘋果。」598Please respect copyright.PENANAwju0ElhI8Z
我:「夠唔夠,使唔使我再煮多餐?」598Please respect copyright.PENANAcYQwWcZULR
Q:「唔使喇,你食自己得喇,我留返個肚等今晚嗰餐食好啲,你話per head二百蚊到食乜好呢?」598Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ06cfA65H
係,我知,我要食自己,妳就去食條仔。598Please respect copyright.PENANAd0inmnqgcu
一分耕耘一分收穫呀!女神妳去含腸吧啦!598Please respect copyright.PENANAox5Kidz4ui
我好想咁樣同佢講,如果我唔怕死嘅話,不過我諗佢都唔介意嘅,含住心愛仔仔條腸應該都好幸福,正如我覺得做大卡車條走狗好爽一樣。598Please respect copyright.PENANAsK0warFsbP
(有無人想睇交叉仔外傳?超甜故:我被大卡車在床上輾過的故事。想嘅可以偷偷留言,不過我都係唔會寫。)598Please respect copyright.PENANA55zdrFbTxP
我:「唔好玩我啦,我幾可會食到二百蚊一餐呀,除咗任食打甂爐,放題燒肉,雞煲呢啲。」598Please respect copyright.PENANAhlNtmZeqce
呀右女神,妳其實有無諗過呢,如果晚晚食兩嚿水,一個月已經唔見咗六千喇!夠我呢間屋交三個月租有多,試問有邊個學生可以孭得起呢條數…598Please respect copyright.PENANA4xFqnz1CP7
Q:「咁新年佢有利是收㗎嘛,係咪先?所以咪要食好啲囉,一餐半餐啫,又唔係日日都係咁。」598Please respect copyright.PENANACE9Rgc5GBB
妳係咪唔記得情人節呀?呢度又要一餐好㗎啦,重要送禮物畀你,我都戥佢可憐,睇怕就算中產小朋友都會唔見咗一大截利是錢;所以…妳咪要日頭去肉償人哋囉,實質同互相傷害無乜分別,呢個世界其實都幾公平吖。598Please respect copyright.PENANADFCWm11Rkr