街童又好,飛仔又好,MK仔又好,其實都係唔同地方唔同年代對呢類大概遊手好閒青少年嘅稱呼;關於呢一堆人,經常都會聽到一種不停重複嘅conversation:望撚夠未呀;你唔望我點知我望撚住你呀;你唔望住我望住你,點知我望住你望住我望住你呀…我都唔撚知自己噏緊乜喇,總之就係一個loop嚟永無止境講落去,極之無營養又唔會有結果,去到最後咪睇下邊個收皮先或者邊個拳頭硬啲。388Please respect copyright.PENANAJLSjP5EI9L
其實佢兩個都係差唔多,唔好話我無意插手,我直情聽多句都覺得浪費人生,睇下小新點樣揭姐姐裙底䚎底褲顏色實在有意義得多。388Please respect copyright.PENANAUV74FhioEK
蚊:「交叉仔,可唔可以帶我走呀?」388Please respect copyright.PENANAdJZrLGixdb
睇嚟細蚊終於頂唔順,由一點鐘食飯拖到而家三點幾,都算係耐力賽嚟㗎喇,絕對係毅力可嘉。388Please respect copyright.PENANApqjOlsI3sH
我:「再講落去都無結果,不如第日再謦過啦。」388Please respect copyright.PENANA1npiMuDmBx
「關你撚事呀!」388Please respect copyright.PENANABElDXLaUQK
我:「而家你條女開到聲,咁咪關我事囉,講咗咁耐大家都攰,不如抖下先啦。」388Please respect copyright.PENANAqCg1iVYn7f
「好串咁喎!我而家唔撚妥你,你同我收嗲!」388Please respect copyright.PENANAUFutIc35ia
我:「好好好,我唔出聲喇,不過我要送細蚊返屋企嘞,唔好意思。」388Please respect copyright.PENANANtrPARLP0E
「我屌你老母,你係咪唔畀面我呀!」388Please respect copyright.PENANAD2xvdqZRJT
呢個時候我哋兩條仔企咗起身,細蚊就匿咗喺我後面,佢好似有啲驚咁。388Please respect copyright.PENANAjFOBoyAPZ2
我:「咪畀咗面你囉,係咪想玩到今晚先安樂啫?唔好咁幼稚啦,大佬…」388Please respect copyright.PENANA0c4oAGDdbG
「好,你過嚟同我㧻盤棋,如果你贏咗就送細蚊返屋企,我贏咗你就即刻同我消失,夠公平啦?」388Please respect copyright.PENANARRaZk77AKr
我心諗,又會無端端有啲咁嘅筍盤嘅?乒乓波都話唔知邊個鹿死誰手吖,康樂棋就真係…天下低B仔實在太多,呢個都算夠晒勻洵。388Please respect copyright.PENANArT7GLKsGAD
我:「好呀,就咁話啦,陪你玩一鋪,願賭服輸。」388Please respect copyright.PENANApCaIyM14hg
呢個時候細蚊用擔心嘅眼神望住我。388Please respect copyright.PENANAR2JARr7UVP
我:「放心啦。」388Please respect copyright.PENANA2fnKTQWs9a
真係唔可以輸,輸咗我真係要走,細蚊分分鐘俾佢捉返屋企姦到…嗰度都爛埋咁滯。388Please respect copyright.PENANAvskv5r49qS
「喂!柒頭,猜邊個開先啦!」388Please respect copyright.PENANA1GKbq7KoQo
我:「你開先啦,費事俾人話勝之不武。」388Please respect copyright.PENANA9hluFvVEp3
「低能仔,我同你講你輸硬呀!」388Please respect copyright.PENANAoQF7U8ZMg5