街童又好，飛仔又好，MK仔又好，其實都係唔同地方唔同年代對呢類大概遊手好閒青少年嘅稱呼；關於呢一堆人，經常都會聽到一種不停重複嘅conversation：望撚夠未呀；你唔望我點知我望撚住你呀；你唔望住我望住你，點知我望住你望住我望住你呀…我都唔撚知自己噏緊乜喇，總之就係一個loop嚟永無止境講落去，極之無營養又唔會有結果，去到最後咪睇下邊個收皮先或者邊個拳頭硬啲。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6n6WkK1ei
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「好，你過嚟同我㧻盤棋，如果你贏咗就送細蚊返屋企，我贏咗你就即刻同我消失，夠公平啦？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKTIDsTyiW
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