健：『喂！死仔包又偷偷同Kuromi玩？！』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO2FWquFxg
我：「Ku…Queenie，阿健條友仔又偷睇我啲戰績，見到我同妳喺度玩緊傳說。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWtT7C3syl
Q：「咁又點，想玩咪一齊玩囉。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EAXH2cfpN
我：「但係，我唔知佢會點㗎喎。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdoYxqH7oh
Q：「佢會…我畀個銀行戶口號碼佢我咪有錢使囉！」QQ轆大隻眼E起棚牙胸有成竹咁講。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHm2Xs4zL4
我：「吓…妳講真㗎？」我真係無諗過佢會咁。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwPXjro0Pr
Q：「嗯…唔得，因為銀行轉賬佢會見到我個名嘅initial，到時就實知係我。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qr1eecgVM
我：「想問下乜嘢叫initial？」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2OgJ98bDO
Q：「哎，同你講都嘥氣，中二嗰陣英文堂咪教過乜嘢係initial囉，算啦，肯定你係啲連last name，first name，surname，family name，given name都唔識分嘅小朋友嚟。」佢一輪嘴咁講。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVaA0VerUj
我：「我…真係唔識呀…可唔可以教我？」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvfQVcG6VE
Q：「你上年無上堂關我鬼事咩！」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ8GPU8YpL
我：「咁我上年又唔係同妳一班，可能無教呢。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1plg62ut6w
Q：「本書有寫㗎！唔通你個先生專登唔教咩？」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbyio3fOjW
係…我心虛…重有啲驚…其實十二個月嘅英文我都好大機會唔可以串啱晒，今次真係唔知點算好。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBVzl5TPEM
我：「呀！佢邀我喇…」啱啱結算完上一局。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPaymY5pF2
Q：「咁咪開囉，我又唔驚佢嘅。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrLhNq7UTx
健：『喂，快啲拉Kuromi啦。』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUV67VW1PF
我：「咁我拉妳㗎喇。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq3x6Kbpe0
然後第三個格仔入面就多咗個Kuromi嘅頭像係度，點鬼知佢唔係即刻開三排，而係喺度打字。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGwyWLnQIc
健：『Hi，好耐無見喇，靚女。』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsIGDXPBgu
Q：『Hello，但我唔靚㗎，Sorry。>_<』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPSJI11bjx
健：『妳知唔知靚女最大嘅缺點係乜呀？』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjbRFWvPxa
Q：『真係唔知喎…@@』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8QBLfieOi
點解要我睇住佢哋兩個喺度chat喎。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW93acIlOJ
健：『就係靚女最鍾意講大話呀！』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mzO4nuHd0
頂佢重要喺度講爛gag，真係火都嚟，以為自己真係好風趣幽默咩，不過A0嘅佢估唔到都咁chat得，好彩我唔係要同佢爭住溝Kuromi啫。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8sT0rbqGM
Q：『多謝你讚我喎，開Game啦。^o^』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9TWKk6AGe
就喺咁，我哋終於開game揀角色。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xj2nJXGoi
Q：「你個好朋友同你真係夠晒friend喎，咁唔畀面你嘅？」QQ望住我竊笑。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj3ZlbBdOL
我：「唓，係佢呢啲不切實際嘅人先會對女網友咁多遐想。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBM3FSiOz6
Q：「咁又係，你日日對住我都一早厭咗啦。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwdqHFBNhx
我：「邊係喎，都唔同，係兩回事嚟。」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KF2w28KP0
Q：「到你揀人喇，唔好講啦！」499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgyMytIxsg
我望一望，QQ揀咗佢嘅萬年中路仙子，阿健個PK仔揀咗射手似乎係想show quali擦傷害值同人頭數威畀Kuromi睇，我又唔想做孤獨精上單，所以就揀咗輔助嘞。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasbgtWEB6L
一入到game，打野話佢玩暗殺流叫我唔好跟住佢，咪唯有跟住阿健囉，起碼做熟好過做生。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFnsh4xp4H
點知到咗第二波兵線阿健就：『咪食我兵線！』499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk1yh09ygA
頂！然後走咗去…佢意思即係叫我留喺度拖兵線同埋對面個上單，我真係屌咗出聲。499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY9UcTKkeD
然之後中路就發生衝突，Kuromi，阿健同打野激戰對面嘅中路加打野，好好彩地贏咗領先2比0，佢再迤迤然喺條河行返嚟下路食兵線，佢同打野都係一殺一輔，QQ就兩輔，我就乜都無兼且無晒血要返泉水…哼！家陣當我係乜！499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWscVEUaOH
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