係零呀,但我唔敢答你。141Please respect copyright.PENANAgHUclLkMdB
我:「咁急…唔係幾好喎,呢啲隨時即block㗎,你諗清楚先好博喎,衰咗唔好走嚟同我喊。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAZbad8U7CWd
健:「咁又係,之前都話上到傳說先表白。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAbuwUUXfnhw
呢條友睇嚟真係無乜溝女邏輯,你唔係以為上到傳說啲女就會鍾意你呀,打機叻同溝女叻係兩回事嚟㗎,不過睇嚟呢啲直男都阻唔到佢。141Please respect copyright.PENANAAROCBY81Ey
我:「不如你計過度過,到佢當你係朋友先再諗呢啲啦,你連佢幾大都唔知呀。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAkR9WM667Tj
健:「影得幅咁嘅比堅尼背影,唔會細得去邊啦。」佢好有信心咁講,呢句真係有sense嘅。141Please respect copyright.PENANATQKp3iHnJT
我:「係你唔知佢心口有幾大呀!」141Please respect copyright.PENANAUvnlsuaoC7
健:「頂你呀!侮辱我女神!但係…我點先知佢幾時開始當我係朋友呢?」141Please respect copyright.PENANAyUGTxX8F6Q
我:「到佢會主動搵你,謦下啲低B無聊嘢嗰陣時就係嘞。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAKSIuTn5TIm
健:「睇嚟都真係機會渺茫。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAxYzwN3Db8b
我:「其實你咁執著做乜喎,打機嘅女仔又唔係得佢一個,不如你多啲同匹到嘅女仔吹下水,去chatroom度招friend子,甚至乎去啲大團都識到女㗎,聽講佢哋會搞每月飯聚咁,雖然…女嘅話可能要爭崩頭。」141Please respect copyright.PENANABkAztleAc8
健:「我鍾意Kuromi,唔要其他。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAvPbQ0Wm5FN
我:「咁Kuromi到底有乜好先?」141Please respect copyright.PENANAXgWay0917t
健:「我鍾意佢個名叫Kuromi,鍾意佢鍾意Kuromi呢隻公仔。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAHRPl3z7DQG
死宅男…吹佢唔脹,呢個理由都幾有說服力。141Please respect copyright.PENANAT7WiRv1Ndj
我:「唔夠你講,你想點就點啦,又唔關我事。」141Please respect copyright.PENANA2wCpAPzXAW
健:「就算唔會成功,至少,我好想知道佢真人係乜樣,唔係約會都無問題,見到都心滿意足。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAbUm85OqmbM
我:「就算女神咁靚又點,坐我隔籬都有個啦。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAgJrmSb0tBv
健:「點同,嗰啲睇到個樣都覺得乞人憎。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5QXS0tznd
係咩?可能係嘅…但同一個人嚟㗎咋。141Please respect copyright.PENANAHoBDWjZMVa
健:「你溝過咁多次女,有無死橋諗到可以無厘挐更約佢出嚟㗎。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAucn5avQhbV
我:「要睇下有無hints喎,例如佢好鍾意某個偶像,你咁啱有佢哋啲周邊或者演唱會飛,又可能你咁啱…唔知點解…有隻好靚嘅Kuromi公仔。」141Please respect copyright.PENANA8Jo2nygVHw
正路就係咁嘅,但我知道係無解。141Please respect copyright.PENANAQT7ruM9h7W
健:「係喎,等我得閒去Sanrio睇下先。」141Please respect copyright.PENANAsv96MpXSPf
無眼睇,佢應該係連Sanrio同San-X都唔識分嘅傻仔嚟,睇住佢為女死為女亡實在得啖笑。141Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ8xkT3gyq