我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7KlAUmS2r
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsZ1zbTXxc
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6uDdOL4fW
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkWpSqgvJf
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我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnXGNYgjuE
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbutEOVIss6
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJiZSqKnwr
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06sxIKcS0T
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcPv1HZYFn
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eG33eP1ld
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我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r9pYAdwDF
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSCquyjYAt
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIil5zFnmKO
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWx65XlUV0
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAVnMUDrg9
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5JbFo3URL
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gt8lRnfvL
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LeAKqPs97
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5GHdcebpx
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWP21nLQbc
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