我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXoC8yTiNY
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVd9pRi5a8
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6k0HjrD2Y
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Q：「哈哈！都唔係接住嘅，重要…好奇怪！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoG9BUECAU
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9uAcRXi4C
我：「無呀，我正…人君子嚟。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwGrdnsMBq
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我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm9UxSGaZh
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYQjgV2kXB
我：「妳…真係唔介意？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkitEI86KM
Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoT1NaOTdp
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRpzgtizM1
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpROj2VHPnT
我：「好多角色㗎喎，屁股扭扭下咁…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWXzTVL7cR
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrBdUteZoW
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjbHKBN41C
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJfjfz3rYF
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFx6s39SeH
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFnbfngrDf
Q：「BaNaNa！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOJL4eiQUU
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Q：「GanBei！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7claMTUeOu
我：「Kevin！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8JC815aLG
Q：「Stuart！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH28Y8BgxU
我：「Bob！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYca44z9sGX
Q：「Minions！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWqo4HZe0l
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1nzKVZLfN
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E17xcj2dJ
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hZDCOIICk
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI06QHsXq0
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuLhM2wL8v
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtofPh5AHq
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyJPdJel6f
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXBxYTjUjR
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxVsUEn2RF
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBFNI58XdO
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