嘩,乜咁搞法呀,Miss Tang係咪明知我同QQ好friend所以惡攪我?唔好呀,我唔要同女神分開呀,我真係知錯㗎喇…674Please respect copyright.PENANAFGst5aVI4F
我:「我以後都唔會再兀凳㗎喇,唔使啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAyt7zGnElaD
QQ見到我成隻死狗咁就即刻喺度暗笑。674Please respect copyright.PENANAFj2jW0DPYV
鄧:「咁就專心聽書啦,唔好再魂遊喇。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAkpqGNKq7Ti
我:「呀,係喇,Miss,我想問下兀凳兩隻字點寫?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAzJHcQFMXcl
鄧:「兀凳係口語,寫出嚟即係搖椅子。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAchMan49mK3
我:「咁兀凳呢兩粒字有無得寫㗎?」674Please respect copyright.PENANApxsnLW5iHL
鄧:「你試下考試寫出嚟,我一定唔會畀分你,再問小心我要你罰抄兀凳呢兩粒字一千次。」班上面其他同學聽到即刻哄堂大笑。674Please respect copyright.PENANAuG95uWCE8l
唔問囉,鬼唔知係口語咩,都唔知係咪佢唔識寫出嚟所以先咁答我,不過就唔踢爆佢喇。674Please respect copyright.PENANAEAjxmNIwiA
點知呢個時候QQ佢遞咗張紙埋嚟畀我。674Please respect copyright.PENANAfs0Rw34hME
『扤/兀凳/櫈』674Please respect copyright.PENANAc0PkIqdd7j
Q:「嗱,畀你抄一千次。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAAJern2ioxE
我:「呀,係喇,我認得呢個係凳字,但呢邊呢隻係乜嘢字嚟㗎?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAepZ5yIiXYj
Q:「你話死唔死呀,一隻中文字得三劃你都唔識,不如返去再讀多次小學啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAiBYlLoV6M3
我:「係Pi?係几?係禿?」QQ一路擰頭。674Please respect copyright.PENANATISRVZoEnO
Q:「作死你呀?禿字上面有一大抽禾字架喎。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAwMRQCtplPH
我:「咁咪啱囉,禿鷹禿頭㗎嘛,抽光咗啲毛上面光脫脫咪得返個Pi囉,叫Pi鷹都幾襯吖。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAvDLZdp9PmH
Q:「食屎啦,呢個咪就係兀凳個兀嚟囉。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAe3qVUBgOlf
我:「個字咁簡單點解無教過嘅,真係唔寫得㗎?」674Please respect copyright.PENANADjqs57iZTA
Q:「梗係唔係啦,兀凳無人寫啫,突兀個兀咪呢個兀囉,重有岳飛死敵金兀朮,三國演義入面孟獲個老友兀突骨都係呢個兀,兀係指事字嚟,係一個人字上面畫一畫表示頭部,可以解做高聳,可能隻字望落有啲似座山上面有粒石頭,又可以解危石,再引伸做不穩同不安,就好似形容跛腳嘅人行路就會話佢哋兀下兀下。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAqd5UsRDfao
救命…QQ講中文字嘅催眠程度可以媲美Miss Tang講書,但我又對兀凳呢粒字好好奇。674Please respect copyright.PENANAyFIswI7bCl
我:「咁點解兩隻字都有兩個寫法嘅?」674Please respect copyright.PENANANdNEILmo0I
Q:「呢個用字慣性嚟啫,唔同組合都有人用,櫈係新造字嚟,因為啲人覺得凳用木造咪叫個木部畀佢囉,你可以視乎張凳用乜做而用邊粒字,例如石凳就無理由加個木字落去啦,至於兀,原本多數攞嚟做形容詞,加個剔手邊咪變動詞囉,即係郁動一樣嘢而令佢不穩,呢粒字喺詩經就已經有㗎喇,可以話你扤張凳,搞到張凳兀下兀下。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAls9oP9wcFC
我:「點解妳識咁多嘢…妳係咪中學生嚟㗎?」674Please respect copyright.PENANALc7EbnlEX0
Q:「唔關事,睇網絡小說學返嚟。」674Please respect copyright.PENANA4OXahNDbP8
救命,點解佢煮個米粉都搞唔掂,但就識埋咁多古靈精怪嘅中文字,唔得,我都要專心聽書先,正所謂桃花園有顏如玉,紅樓夢有林黛玉…674Please respect copyright.PENANAP1GFeM7I2y