本來以為係鞭屍，點知大家功力仲高、仲絕，姑姐同姑丈一唱一和，居然同我做起媒人！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid2tmP6LUB
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我見到佢地已經打開左wechat，然後將一個經過高p嘅女仔相拎左出黎俾大家欣賞。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rs9Z6XGe5
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「唔洗喇阿妹～有心囉～」媽子開懷大笑，對比起相中個位經過大執之後仲係未達到中上程度嘅女仔，佢心目中已經有一個更佳人選。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc36G4ss1mt
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「唔好客氣喇，大家一家人！」姑姐以為媽子死要面。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9grgh6BbB1
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「唔係呀，妹～明仔佢已經有女朋友喇！」媽子臉色有幾分傲然。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqr8slXr4z
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大家都露出驚訝嘅表情，連嬲緊嘅小慧都轉身望向我擺出個「居然」嘅表情。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsNk6e6spc
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「係呀～尋日先帶左去我個邊食團年飯咋嘛！」媽子笑到好似中左六合彩咁，或者本以為會孤獨終老嘅仔居然搵到個女朋友真係令到佢咁開心掛？752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiclcIFUvBI
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「咁樣有冇相睇下呀？」姑姐問道。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3eC9DyNlv
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轟！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47OnhKByHR
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我猶如遭受到五雷轟頂，突然間好似企都企唔穩咁樣，呢句無心之問極為致命！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidpcdCB82F
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀—752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVoD4Hhhas
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀——752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYueNilikbv
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀———752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFFqls7SoT
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSSKfFDotL
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呢句唔為意嘅說話令到我仲慌張過番工見老頂present未完成嘅工作。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76uF98TtC1
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屌！我手頭上根本就冇Tiffany嘅相，點算好！！！
聽到姑姐呢句話之後我個表情就好似硬食完席席bird極，但又唔死得，夾硬一血吊命咁款。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1JeDY3dzd
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係一瞬間體會左痛苦，接住係掙扎，到最後好似釋懷要放棄咁。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT6Eita4SP
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「係囉，看黎俾姑丈望望，睇下你眼光點樣先！」有得食花生時，姑丈就變到十分之踴躍，連係一邊嘅文青表姐都突然逼埋黎想觀摩一番。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgf6M1QhfR
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感覺唔到手機從褲袋傳黎任何震動，我就知道Tiffany一定仲係潛緊水，搵到佢黎打救我都已經世界末日喇，唔通我真係要就咁樣命喪黃泉？話俾大家知道其實尋日嘅事情只不過我自導自演嘅一場鬧劇？752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbw229CowT
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不！！！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVSEPn73A6
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我嘅腦袋不停咁樣運作，就好似Newtype咁樣每每係呢種最危險嘅關頭就一定可以搵到突破口，阿寶嘅身影係我腦海中閃過，鼓勵我唔好做柒頭，重複前人犯過同樣嘅錯誤。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMayaYzFJu
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「唉，有啲肚痛，去個洗手間先。一陣出黎再同大家好好地討論呢個問題！」我使出有別於五大查克拉忍術嘅第六遁，借尿遁。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNpUSFBdgq
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急急走入洗手間，我拎起左自己個部陪伴左自己一段好長時間嘅三叔機，用不捨嘅眼光望住佢。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDfE1pC8ok
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多謝你同我行左呢段咁長嘅路，好兄弟！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPweb8DmhXg
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不過如果三叔機係有靈魂識講野嘅話，一定會直接當面屌柒我，因為我之後要做個行為根本就唔會係稱兄道弟嘅人所會做嘅事情。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLE3iYIZCv
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三叔機遵從牛先生發現嘅地心吸力定律，順住呢個引力嘅牽動慢慢從我手中滑下，我見到佢就好似luke當初知道老豆係乜水時咁瘋狂呼喊住「NOOOO」。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfdgHu12bw
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可惜一切都係徒勞無功。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq9gVeHEng
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撲通一聲——752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2nIYYgMhv
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三叔機落入馬桶當中。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg2NVz6t8r
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我合上雙眼，為佢默哀左三秒鐘，然後拎住濕立立嘅手機出番廳，假裝一臉憂愁同傷心。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhif0WlOi8T
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「唉，岩先居然咁唔小心跌左手機入水，家陣壞左開唔到添！」我一臉抱歉地講道。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bSDULjqwO
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哼，為左過關，黑暗兵法我都用埋上場！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyMTe3ob9E
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公子獻頭，你點擋我！！！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gm9j8PPyu
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「冇野嘅，你開個電腦都有圖架喇，怕咩姐？」752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wO7HLTP9y
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清楚我用電子產品習性嘅媽子知道我每個星期都會將所有野放上電腦做backup，直接一招收我皮。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXpmvMbcGl
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「呃．．．」752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3KDVUq1U5
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我腦海中浮出壯烈犧牲嘅三叔機英魂同埋諗出公子獻頭嘅陳某，兩人都對我展現出失望嘅表情。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0m3uFaLWr
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點解會係咁．．．？752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJbWmizg9I
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「入去搵喇你，仲樹係到！」媽子一臉嫌棄，唔知係出於對我呢個仲係到拾下拾下嘅親生仔定係我手上有異味嘅個部手機有所不滿。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkT5o5KeRA
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媽子，你好耶！！！
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我神色凝重咁樣拎住部唔知為咩要落水嘅手機行番入房，拎出後備機更換後坐左係自己張枱前面發呆。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2lOobfqra
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對住部電腦，我真係唔知道自己應該點樣先可以變魔術咁樣變啲相出黎。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rjzV4IhCX
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同媽子講冇影過相？呢個實唔得，邊有可能相識六個月都冇張合照先得，咁樣只會更加引起疑心重嘅媽子嘅注意。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k0DNUaUZu
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要尋根究底嘅媽，媽子仲勁過男人心一字馬嘅讀心神探，到時我只會更加快暴露出自己嘅底子。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB0A4G2d9u
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「Tiffany張相，速速前！」我對住放左係前方嘅手機尻叫一聲，好可惜冇任何嘅效果，眼前冇好戲劇效果咁飛張相出黎，手機亦都冇任何嘅震動。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFUVcUXXQw
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明明已經成十二點幾喇，Tiffany點解仲唔應機嘅？752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja1LOzCKP3
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未起身架？冇理由呀，佢八點幾就同我拜左個早年架。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1KgW5xdEM
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陪屋企人？咁都應該抽到時間可以理下我架姐。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH3yooCIrD
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心入面好似閃過一個我唔多想去考慮嘅答案，越諗越混亂，算！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4n56mZPcu
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等得Tiffany應機俾相我，可能都已經日落喇。咁我到底應該點做好呀？752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu7dvsf52B
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明仔明仔，你得嘅，快啲諗下計點樣變幅相出黎呀！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1FUhg3cRr
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等等．．．變出黎？我望望我桌面上慣左嘅軟件，眼光集中左係被稱為新亞洲四大妖術之首嘅一個軟件上高。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRybnUPAkT
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我第一次為自己作為一個archi仔而感到咁高興。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8pLC6GiiS
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Photoshop752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cm7BuuK7x
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由偉大嘅adobe所研發出黎，拯救左無數青春少艾嘅軟件，有左佢真係豬西都可以扮上菜，小美麗都可以變做好美麗！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHJBDXqFfu
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平時我頂多用佢黎p下啲死人facade同埋其他尻野，估唔到今次佢可以幫到我手。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKwoWF35wv
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雖然以往除左上連登啲尻po改圖之外好少p真人圖，但係我相信自己係呢一年嘅工作訓練下，實力一定大大地上升。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjAcWUbPcU
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我係腦海中極速咁樣構想出一幅圖，一個似曾相識嘅畫面出現係腦海，半身照再加上風景作背景，最易上手。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EUadwL2RD
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我快快手係google嘅幫助下搵左張偏日常系嘅佐佐木希相，然後再search左啲比較常用嘅底圖，開始左自己嘅呢個偉大工程。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewyEyX6unv
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我一隻手敲打住鍵盤，另一隻手則係拎住隻滑鼠係枱面上疾行，側盡我畢生所學嘅p圖技巧去將佐佐木希改得更似Tiffany，同時都不忘要執好色調同光影。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpON6R7TNr
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快！還要更快！！！752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ21x5KnNNX
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我燃燒住自己大腦嘅每一個細胞，雙手嘅速度達到自己都唔相信嘅境界，一拉、一畫、一扯、一調，如果有人係我身邊旁觀，我相信我呢種純熟而又敏捷嘅手法一定令大家都嘆為觀止。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4VVcAOhu6
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好快，一幅曠世大作就咁出現左係我眼前。752Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKyaD9qKoC
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望住眼前嘅作品，我有時真係幾佩服自己作為deadline fighter嘅戰鬥力。
