Q:「係咪想死呀!」350Please respect copyright.PENANAuFoEprjThz
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」350Please respect copyright.PENANA8blkk6K5TX
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。350Please respect copyright.PENANAxIHnDnVIPJ
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAu5ohxw6zrM
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAdy14HetAyX
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」350Please respect copyright.PENANABZuHFK7n3x
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。350Please respect copyright.PENANAS7u8R93OZ4
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAj5skqpexaW
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAb7ER2XJRgq
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」350Please respect copyright.PENANArBfLQgGSVt
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」350Please respect copyright.PENANA29HRZAuYxW
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAk6yEjYzXqn
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」350Please respect copyright.PENANACwgp39IhiJ
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。350Please respect copyright.PENANAgNH11oN3uM
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」350Please respect copyright.PENANA71e8EApAbo
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…350Please respect copyright.PENANA0zZZhMe9ci
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAyVVJ38TQZP
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」350Please respect copyright.PENANAnoCvT4XFhH
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAgiosOcnD5N
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」350Please respect copyright.PENANATzKCpDAEdH
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」350Please respect copyright.PENANABbml5oZo3o
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。350Please respect copyright.PENANAghYSSuGkFT
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。350Please respect copyright.PENANA17S3IWb3vD
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。350Please respect copyright.PENANAfPlWQ3HBfy
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAfYFcY1p4P9
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAhFKHP55qN8
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」350Please respect copyright.PENANAkdzqlTX5xK
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」350Please respect copyright.PENANA3JqB2XeT1H
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAY9asF9ODvo
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。350Please respect copyright.PENANArOuuWIfWqV
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAHQfdTXiYmc
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」350Please respect copyright.PENANA6zkG5Lrhat
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。350Please respect copyright.PENANAJg3bM6NdR1
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAeKXy8qXqsu
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」350Please respect copyright.PENANAU2l473jEVI
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」350Please respect copyright.PENANAMmH3vERpCa
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。350Please respect copyright.PENANAulvjVDcKpp