Q:「係咪想死呀!」405Please respect copyright.PENANAVAKsy8s3F1
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」405Please respect copyright.PENANAvm9lGV7bg4
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。405Please respect copyright.PENANAm9n4zN7bRq
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAuYqy18Hfy4
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」405Please respect copyright.PENANADdoNpEdduq
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」405Please respect copyright.PENANA7kZgHSJNwP
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。405Please respect copyright.PENANAcG0WvlpKnQ
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAVcwGTRfYry
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」405Please respect copyright.PENANArNyK33nKz7
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」405Please respect copyright.PENANA7TH0FWUrhO
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAt8nOR1QBAZ
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」405Please respect copyright.PENANA6xyhOLNz1Q
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」405Please respect copyright.PENANALXkgDVLDM7
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。405Please respect copyright.PENANA4vdx6aPnZO
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」405Please respect copyright.PENANATs3vPv2ia6
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…405Please respect copyright.PENANA910SwMHX4N
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」405Please respect copyright.PENANA8F1PVNOjvo
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」405Please respect copyright.PENANA90o7amNcJs
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAH5C5aYlLvO
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAyzm3BAUUI5
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAMOyHM8dfj2
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。405Please respect copyright.PENANAPL0A8bup7L
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。405Please respect copyright.PENANAyoY3ROAz41
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。405Please respect copyright.PENANAKI6M63WuBG
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」405Please respect copyright.PENANARJxl2snTPD
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」405Please respect copyright.PENANASXjx3Fjeb8
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」405Please respect copyright.PENANAANhtHbUaGV
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」405Please respect copyright.PENANA8E7RwRBb7a
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAZHOCnMwZhq
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。405Please respect copyright.PENANA4yPEovqm2f
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」405Please respect copyright.PENANAUXWTFMtg5T
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」405Please respect copyright.PENANAGiZ9Te6BhD
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。405Please respect copyright.PENANAFNiOE6osFK
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」405Please respect copyright.PENANARtYCAgxo3l
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」405Please respect copyright.PENANAqh7jLQPhDZ
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」405Please respect copyright.PENANAHt6krlUreu
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。405Please respect copyright.PENANAjKXggtr7WI