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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.409Please respect copyright.PENANARxi15DRZwL
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Harrison Ford:409Please respect copyright.PENANAgZsu7iwVuB
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!409Please respect copyright.PENANANZ7rLm3lDN
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News Guy:409Please respect copyright.PENANAdbB2SGCjqP
In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!409Please respect copyright.PENANAIfNzUAdwgK
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M. Night Shyamalan:409Please respect copyright.PENANAfsGtr5kToU
Curses! You've caught me.409Please respect copyright.PENANALQtVGDXoDx
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J.J. Abrams:409Please respect copyright.PENANA7LIhneQjJb
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.409Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y3P2LfPDx
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M. Night Shyamalan:409Please respect copyright.PENANAnelodOS3iJ
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!409Please respect copyright.PENANAwYmDVZjcce
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J.J. Abrams:409Please respect copyright.PENANAAiVkjEu1hn
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.409Please respect copyright.PENANAMj236XShn5
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M. Night Shyamalan:409Please respect copyright.PENANA1tUJ3uEAZj
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?409Please respect copyright.PENANAhr3sZQ0znh
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J.J. Abrams:409Please respect copyright.PENANAyKY52LViYS
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.409Please respect copyright.PENANAneKgqPRCzk
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M. Night Shyamalan:409Please respect copyright.PENANAKD1S3ekMoX
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!409Please respect copyright.PENANATAmpxZ7iTD
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News Guy:409Please respect copyright.PENANA5BI4W3IEKm
M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-409Please respect copyright.PENANANqoHDzA7aB
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Bernie Sanders:409Please respect copyright.PENANAflDt56at0q
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!409Please respect copyright.PENANAU6KCPIZuJT
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Robot Hitler:409Please respect copyright.PENANANXunx2wAwH
NEIN!!!!409Please respect copyright.PENANA6FiAehGSXs
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Bernie Sanders:409Please respect copyright.PENANA4SK3oDZD8k
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!409Please respect copyright.PENANAkkfAuqs2bL
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Robot Hitler:409Please respect copyright.PENANAYLJXMGcax2
Yeah right!409Please respect copyright.PENANAxfsKh7SC93
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Bernie Sanders:409Please respect copyright.PENANArRX0r5MdKp
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).409Please respect copyright.PENANAhFYTMB6xT4
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.409Please respect copyright.PENANAxDWn1dfVh1
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Robot Hitler:409Please respect copyright.PENANAfSN0shdYF5
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!409Please respect copyright.PENANAy199AN0qjH
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Velociraptor:409Please respect copyright.PENANAReGgcpMnm5
(Keeps throwing bananas)409Please respect copyright.PENANArjaISDg4cA
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Robot Hitler:409Please respect copyright.PENANAj2SxnWstAD
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!409Please respect copyright.PENANAXHuEOhvZDu
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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