我:「枝酒咁重,我幫妳攞吖。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmSbpeNwHXY
A:「好呀。」然後我喺佢手上接過紙袋。316Please respect copyright.PENANA7UoZc4NZhj
紙袋入面重有佢套藍妹制服,雖然話就話我而家經常性接觸到女性嘅衣物,但係成熟姐姐放工啱啱除出嚟熱辣辣嘅衫點都有啲吸引力嘅;不過我就唔會咁變態攞出嚟嗦喇,雖然姐姐知我係鹹濕仔可能都唔會覺得我奇怪。316Please respect copyright.PENANA9WTbzdmnSR
我:「但係我唔飲啤酒㗎喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAcX2G4eH1d6
A:「做乜呀,未夠秤唔飲喺度扮乖仔呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANABjN87Ak8qs
我:「唔係呀…啤酒唔好飲咋嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAqJkUT8dRoV
A:「呵,細路仔真係細路仔。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlHDzlDytah
我:「關乜事喎,酒樓個經理都話好難飲。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAe2CJ2jhQ4q
A:「咁佢係大細路囉,唔怪之得會請你幫手。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmbh56t9y4o
乜嘢道理嚟㗎,唔通大人就一定要鍾意飲啤酒㗎喇咩…雖然妳係藍妹姐姐,但我都要向妳聲明,味覺呢家嘢好主觀的,鍾意就鍾意,唔鍾意就唔鍾意;除非妳喂我飲啦,咁我就即刻擘大口。316Please respect copyright.PENANAK6TQxu6pOk
成十二點鐘九成食肆都已經關門大吉,驟眼望落去得返廿四M記,一間粉麪粥鋪,重有我哋身旁嘅一間串燒店;店入面得四張枱一早就坐爆晒,咁出面都有位嘅,但就有一大堆契弟喺度煲緊煙,加埋間鋪抽油煙機噴出嚟啲煙。316Please respect copyright.PENANAFZ9HQI2on9
A:「不如…我哋買完去附近公園食?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA07py2WOWvq
我:「妳話事啦,我無所謂嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAPvM3E4CBol
A:「好啦,咁等姐姐請你食啦,想食乜呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAF70xXU6ZHC
我:「我乜都食㗎,不過唔准妳請我,大家一齊返工做乜要妳請我喎,兩份分就得。」然後我就塞咗張拆利是得返嚟嘅五十蚊畀佢,都唔知係邊個善長人翁咁大手筆,睇怕係封錯咗原本畀親戚小朋友嘅利是畀我。316Please respect copyright.PENANAx0Fe992fQp
其實姐姐請我食嘢就好正常嘅,畢竟都大我三年,但我一諗到佢生活艱難就容忍唔到自己喺佢身上攞著數,雖然我現況都係好吃緊,不過純粹係自己攞嚟,無人要我養QQ嘅…但Angel實在係無得揀。316Please respect copyright.PENANA3l5GggbbQG
我:「嘩,妳做乜買咁多呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAvQvkfezDkh
諗住佢都係嗌五六串過下口癮,點知佢一嚟就點咗隻三十蚊嘅大雞髀,再加好多其他嘅。316Please respect copyright.PENANA4bYCAErQLw
A:「我唔係你呀,六點到而家都無食過嘢喇,成晚返工就睇住啲客食…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAQjNlvXlwrm
我:「妳咁樣我嗰五十蚊唔夠找數㗎喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAj0VitMg1qM
A:「我話夠就夠啦,呢幾晚我生意好,無所謂。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA6woofJpWGU
既然佢咁講到我都唔再堅持,成個新年佢應該賣咗過千枝酒,如果一枝兩蚊,又或者三蚊,或者更多…嗯,應該多過我啲利是嘅。316Please respect copyright.PENANArwCNczL4pE
A:「死仔包做乜攞zero呀!?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAutNjr1FhwW
我:「我係飲汽水嘅小朋友。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAW49saWG7WM
A:「係都唔陪我飲,頂你吖,唔請你飲汽水。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmHJaRXjWHu
我:「無人話要妳請。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAREoYLfFggN
跟手我揞咗七蚊出嚟畀個老細,其實有啲肉痛,呢個價夠喺佳寶買枝1.25L畀QQ飲喇,計埋微信啲爛鬼優惠券嘅話;正所謂傻仔健左手課金畀騰訊,我就右手喺嗰度攞返,多撚謝晒。316Please respect copyright.PENANAhdwltKRtOQ