我:「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」415Please respect copyright.PENANA6L9EvB79Rs
Q:「咪啲白癡打油詩囉,例如乜嘢阿妹今晚心慌慌,剝衫剝褲等天光呢啲。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAeIUvNBlN0P
我:「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同,實在令我拜服。415Please respect copyright.PENANAoM4AddLbg3
Q:「不如你試下作埋下兩句吖。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAhk22kbLUog
我:「唔好啦,我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」415Please respect copyright.PENANAAM8Lw7IRtC
Q:「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩?快啲作!」415Please respect copyright.PENANABfDRGGGQ09
喺佢嘅淫威之下,我只好班門弄斧…415Please respect copyright.PENANA4PKmiGDZ2i
我:「女神沖涼起勢䚎…門外係咁捹鎯鎯…」415Please respect copyright.PENANAXlGEbKe3hr
Q:「哈哈!都唔係接住嘅,重要…好奇怪!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAYhh0c8AHak
我:「都話唔識…咪笑我啦。」415Please respect copyright.PENANABkPpH8IAE4
Q:「唔係吖,我好開心喎,話時話,有無䚎我先?」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容,重淫淫哋…415Please respect copyright.PENANAkthtaAdED8
我:「無呀,我正…人君子嚟。」415Please respect copyright.PENANA8gFeERFPCw
Q:「因為唔使䚎都已經夠多嘢睇咋掛。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAou9YfAN2mv
我:「唉,唔講呢啲,妳做完功課,不如抖下過嚟一齊睇片吖。」415Please respect copyright.PENANApyzltu1Ogy
Q:「你…邀請我一齊睇AV?」415Please respect copyright.PENANArFq4UMqQbH
我:「係呀,超級黃色㗎,有無興趣先?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAcwum1oEXeu
Q:「睇咪睇,你估我怕你呀!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAOxbNK5vPFg
佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。415Please respect copyright.PENANA5cL7F9YCdB
我:「妳…真係唔介意?」415Please respect copyright.PENANA61yAtUXh1v
Q:「有乜好介意,你唔係以為我未睇過呀?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAzhJmZxvaS9
我:「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAoSfUWHgphL
Q:「有幾露?無打格四仔?真嘅我都見過啦…」415Please respect copyright.PENANA5mqf4jikro
我:「好多角色㗎喎,屁股扭扭下咁…」415Please respect copyright.PENANAzppYX2jSOw
Q:「嗱,我唔睇gay,唔要見虐待,唔要排泄…」415Please respect copyright.PENANAY7qMdxTPh0
原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…415Please respect copyright.PENANAOYHlvfeBXC
我:「放心啦,一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAGQisKLtNVe
Q:「咁快啲播啦,我等得好心急喇。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAFHfMj8WJAt
呢個右女神確實係神神化化,佢想睇我反應?415Please respect copyright.PENANARGklrMBhmL
於是我打開咗個download folder,click咗一個file,隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。415Please respect copyright.PENANAOWhJ9Pi50v
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒,亦即廿二除七秒咁上下,QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。415Please respect copyright.PENANAghFlO59d9x
Q:「BaNaNa!」415Please respect copyright.PENANA71H99uQArD
我:「Gelato!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAVtY8SHUQIH
Q:「GanBei!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAqPvRJcv5fB
我:「Kevin!」415Please respect copyright.PENANA4vDW6t6S3j
Q:「Stuart!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAyQIN4l9SoV
我:「Bob!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAht7DTfZWQL
Q:「Minions!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAw6EgR6oIYv
我:「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAEBwLBYxrHq
Q:「鍾意!好鍾意呀!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAWuG3QaTwDo
我:「咁妳睇過未㗎?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAtCdB6gKE1P
Q:「睇過一二集,呢個外傳未睇。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAuikW9y6CnX
我:「咁就好,我去斟杯zero畀妳。」415Please respect copyright.PENANA9R4366cpfK
唔止zero,重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片,我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。415Please respect copyright.PENANAxBvb63tTe6
我一坐低,Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手,自己右手就攞薯片食,重喂埋落我個口度。415Please respect copyright.PENANAsFOzRCMfN5
就係咁,我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘,一齊傻笑,一齊大嗌,一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢;其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛,好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。415Please respect copyright.PENANAKj91Xb5kL7
睇咁多AV做乜吖,成大個女神喺隔籬,不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。415Please respect copyright.PENANAWjHNJyXnF2
雖然無大銀幕,無環迴立體聲,無爆谷,無大班凳;但我有妳,Queenie,有妳真好。415Please respect copyright.PENANALE9yzGrQWu