我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8yoDk2kSR
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX4PAG5YZM
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Q：「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩？快啲作！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOA5DQjxtX
喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qs2P9uooO
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y1ujaPPhX
我：「無呀，我正…人君子嚟。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDHsDxIcir
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOnWyQ2l6y
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Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZnXNXtwby
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uNFQnB8Ac
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHneyWdcjoF
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIhX7qRM8k
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Is1jqWo68
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXwWmnxwkc
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOq1T4ytWe
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNVCetHO6m
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOCCIGCzw0
Q：「BaNaNa！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ8JrvBEtd
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Q：「GanBei！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTMZAh3b5q
我：「Kevin！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPn2K7lQN9
Q：「Stuart！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMESeW3qTFg
我：「Bob！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCeU5Q8FO9
Q：「Minions！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fKqnkYoTO
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5yCbRcLsg
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvRlhE5xDt
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMSghSDDlb
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjPpbadJK4
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEas1h3OG3
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlpto2dTZ6
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxnpzy0B7X
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSP97QCxdf
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSShNCKPLe6
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP3ZAJAvzD
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