B E S T   C O M E B A C K    C O N T E S T #5

Write a comeback to one of the three insults:

    1) "You're as useless as the 'g' in Lasagna.”

    2) “I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed." 

    3)  “This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty”

I will pick one winner from each insult and then rank those three as 1st, 2nd or 3rd place. 

When you do enter a comeback make sure to put the number of the insult somewhere in the title so I will be able to tell which insult you are responding to.

***You may enter more than once.***

You have 4 weeks to complete this challenge.