真係無啲女人咁好氣,我都係避一避走去搵下啲兄弟先,行到去見到健康兩個又喺櫃桶入面拎咗部電話出嚟睇傳說英雄教學,服咗佢哋,如果讀書有咁神心應該好快名列前茅;其實我都好想咁㗎,只不過…QQ嚟咗之後我要照顧佢,買餸煮飯嘅時間用多咗,又要幫佢洗底衫褲校服,而我同佢住自己都唔敢太污糟所以換衫頻密咗,本來成個禮拜先洗一次衫,而家差唔多要兩日洗一次;而且,以後我星期五六日晚都要返工…315Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0clJvDCov
不過,同QQ一齊住係好開心嘅。315Please respect copyright.PENANAlZCsD1iHJa
我:「你使唔使呀,寫埋連招表添?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAV4zoKdGabX
健:「我用開隻打野改咗技吖嘛,冷卻縮短咗。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAZWeGuHurcH
我:「使唔使咁認真呀…」315Please respect copyright.PENANAu8sxsjy93D
健:「你知點解㗎,問嚟做乜。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAgXqRnSRC9g
我:「人哋同你玩下㗎咋,你知實有機會㗎嗱?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAANZ2fj0Ssw
健:「唓,唔試下點知,難得可以順便識到女。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAFkCXlokBtj
順便,呢兩隻字對溝女嚟講係一個好重要嘅概念,有人入校隊順便識到女,有人去補習順便識到女;去球場躝下可以順便識到Carmen,因為Carmen又可以順便識到Mandy,無端端調位又順便同Queenie同居。315Please respect copyright.PENANApEokxGrKFg
專登溝女好辛苦,順順便便,順其自然,一樂也。315Please respect copyright.PENANAIbWhRMdAyx
健:「我幫Kuromi上咗鑽石喇,越嚟越難打,唔做多啲功課唔得,輸都唔可以輸得太樣衰。」315Please respect copyright.PENANA80lP8s2hcv
我:「咁你而家乜嘢段呀?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAjlvKV5PRBm
健:「星耀二喇。」315Please respect copyright.PENANArFsM5WFJOq
嘩屌…又真係升得幾快喎,明明上個月先同我一齊喺鑽一爬極都爬唔到上星耀,而家竟然無端端多咗成廿粒星?!315Please respect copyright.PENANAF2lMsVBUCZ
唔得,我要追下,但我真係無咁得閒…315Please respect copyright.PENANAQnWd2BFmfw
我:「恭喜晒…」315Please respect copyright.PENANA5o39fWGW7y
健:「我諗住…如果我上到傳說,帶埋Kuromi上星耀我就同佢表白。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAckJuhjYpN7
救命…又會認真到咁,我日日喺佢隔籬就算試過瞓埋一齊都唔敢同佢表白;或者,無知都係一種幸福,健兄你好好加油吧,希望你呢世都唔會知道真相,因為事實往往係令人痛苦嘅,我都唔想睇到你喊到死去活來。315Please respect copyright.PENANAuzR0vG6UKW
細蚊派帽畀我嗰下有無喊呢?有嘅,半個鐘到啦,或者我其實唔係太愛佢,只係想身邊有個用得嘅女仔。315Please respect copyright.PENANApMBm4XThNS