蚊:「唔使你呀!唔勉強你,你分明已經俾嗰個女人迷咗去,送上門畀你都可以唔要,唔鍾意你呀!」雖然唔知佢係咪堅想同我做,呷醋就梗㗎喇,但見到佢咁樣我又好唔捨得。315Please respect copyright.PENANANDp7AiiqHh
我:「細蚊…對唔住…唔好唔開心啦…」315Please respect copyright.PENANAskuefvgbNp
蚊:「哼,係我自己戇居,畀帽你戴,如果唔係我實而家即刻扳扯個女人走呀。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAtNou7U7SwG
我:「細蚊…」315Please respect copyright.PENANAKahQMLJAsr
蚊:「係嘅,Queenie佢又靚女,身材又好,我呢啲平胸妹邊比得上吖,而且人哋知書識禮,出身又好,你識咗人哋重邊識我吖,唉,心淡喇。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAaOxuwEtpqi
我:「唔好咁講啦,我好重視妳㗎,細蚊。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAruWuyu2FMH
蚊:「唔使講喇,鍾意人就快啲追佢啦,我睇好你㗎。」吓?做乜跳tone跳得咁快嘅…係咪個個女人都係咁㗎呢?315Please respect copyright.PENANAaq484ZVp1R
我:「點追喎,咁易追到咩?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAizmcQLiFqc
蚊:「唔係掛,同人一齊住由朝對到晚都追唔到,乜你咁失敗嘅咩,最多咪喂佢飲Somersby囉。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAfjB1JfG5iC
我:「哎呀,嗰啲係叫夾硬嚟囉,我咪同妳講過,Queenie係有一個穩定拍咗好耐拖嘅男朋友㗎。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAbPUiTec5rC
蚊:「乜你咁怕事㗎咩?唔似你喎,搶佢返嚟咪得囉,人哋都已經喺你間屋度。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAguvkS4tkHX
我:「妳估佢係妳咩…」315Please respect copyright.PENANAvOP3E64AGG
死火,講完先醒起自己講錯咗嘢,雖然呢個都係事實嚟,但無理由喺個女仔面前提起㗎…315Please respect copyright.PENANALRglmIhCZ9
蚊:「係囉…我都知我cheap得滯。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAktdeJekXub
細蚊帶住抱怨嘅眼神回敬返我。315Please respect copyright.PENANAKglq2h24xR
我:「唔關事嘅…佢男友睇落都唔差,有送禮物畀佢,又餐餐都係佢請,我諗Queenie都唔捨得。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAX5dtvv0cxz
蚊:「唓,多數咪又係敗家仔一個,你而家識自己搵錢喎,點同!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA9aIbSN7zF1
我:「欸…我一個禮拜嚟做十粒八粒鐘㗎咋,搵唔到幾多錢,都係夠Queenie佢食飯,而且我都重未出糧,唔敢諗呢啲嘢住…」315Please respect copyright.PENANArud6ErfI3C
蚊:「犀利咯,如果無咗你女神會無飯開,你簡值係佢嘅再生父母呀。」雖然都係一半事實。315Please respect copyright.PENANAym04VYmJm9
我:「傻啦…邊有咁誇張。」315Please respect copyright.PENANA8TUFidyY2b
蚊:「唔咁誇張,即係你包起咗佢,咁佢好應該做你條女啦。」俾著以前嘅我一定會咁做…315Please respect copyright.PENANA32VE1iZCPK