一月一日，公眾假期，溫書日；我極度懷疑Queenie佢違返咗聯合國兒童權利公約而有意將佢告上國際法庭；不過喺我識寫英文信之前，我首先想去消費者委員會投訴，畢竟我係真金白銀養佢喺度美化家容，但係佢嘅商品說明條例並無寫明佢會強迫他人勞動同剝奪他人自由。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNfhCmy3c0
一月二日，我要發動革命爭取獨立。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFvpMJe9Bf
我：「Queenie，你條仔好似今日返香港喇喎。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNRv8oV4ze
Q：「唔係好似，係今日返到。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQVzQJ4ygN
我：「幾點落機呀？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvnf5rK4m9
Q：「大概黃昏前囉。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU8zR8zw3S
我：「妳…唔係應該準備要去接機嘅咩？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cvXW7dbLG
佢將個頭傾斜45度角兼反白眼，好似望住外星人咁望住我。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H05p2F1zR
Q：「乜年代呀，而家重有人接機嘅咩？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMf1IxJmrO
我：「咁…咁耐無見，應該嚟個重逢相擁嘅畫面。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sZmE9aDCZ
Q：「你係咪傻咗呀？人哋成家返嚟，我點接機？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCy5eNbmsK
我：「成家返嚟點解接唔到，佢屋企人無見過妳？」我估唔到呢啲高尚人家嘅小朋友拍拖都要收收埋埋。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q0N5CxSnI
Q：「無呀…費事嚇親人啦，一陣以為個乖仔俾我搶咗就唔係幾好啦，又驚會以為阿仔顧住拍拖唔溫書，成績唔好就嚟怪罪落我度。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wShTjU6l2
我：「應該係知道乖仔俾妳色誘而衰十一大發雷霆，想夾生打死佢咋掛。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptn9sKDGrF
Q：「咪再講呀！唔係我主動㗎，從來無色誘佢！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tzu9t5IuE
我：「但妳就咁喺度已經…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFnUh2e42P
Q：「溫你嘅書啦，咁多廢話。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMvQnT0RaK
暖和嘅冬天，白色寛衣下嘅一對開心果泡芙，酥軟Q嫩，隨著主人嘅動作而產生震盪，好似一個唔小心就會破皮，香滑嘅奶油從缺口滲出嚟，呢個時候要盡快用舌頭頂住將內饀吸入口中，以免成身都係。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9gzWt507J
『俛而讀，仰而思；思有弗得，輒起，繞室以旋。室有窪徑尺，浸淫日廣。每履之，足苦躓焉；既久而遂安之。』417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTF07TwvDC
讀下書，諗下嘢，突然諗到衰嘢，彈起跺跺腳，室有女娃長腿數尺，每日廣泛哋浸淫污染吾心，每次揩到佢隻腳，足夠我苦忍，但久而久之…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMsZSCGon1
「鈴鈴，鈴鈴…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6t6JHVLar
Q：「喂，唔好嘈，我條仔打嚟！」再閃咗上床。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIiM5XdsYn
真係要感謝公子好生之德，將寡人救出牢籠…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzApx5AjmL
我又點會嘈吖，就算唔係妳條仔打嚟我都唔會出聲㗎啦，以前妳唔喺度，我間屋可以全晚一粒聲都無；理得妳咁多，我即刻彈上我張床度㩒下電話先。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I1MkdG0vs
Q：「有呀，梗係掛住你啦，邊係喎…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXrVofCASX
Q：「今年唔去喇，今年揀科，要專心溫書…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqnauOvVXj
Q：「唔使啦，唓，你都唔記得晒…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10sM2jMFqk
Q：「乜喎，人哋不知幾專心…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccYhmfBBvn
Q：「我先無你咁曳呀…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZN65seiLx
Q：「嗯…鍾意呀…有呀…嗯嗯…好衰呀…唔入呀…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMxqDB5B5I
當然啦！送飛機點可以入禁區！417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NBU2vqQeF
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