我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MeUcH6Squ
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRWAlucaxx
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHvxpHRsx6
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz0ppdxYxj
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我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fvcvfHAp8
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRnfg1D0lI
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90z4m91fUy
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBhXru127y
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjaEb9tMO9
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE3WBOJME7
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我：「Bob！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR1IvJ5sQK
Q：「Minions！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEoYr4dGre
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0SiJVVvcP
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rg3T3QfO3
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbyiQc4bzD
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4nJ4QzEvq
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBNdcI6yKf
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbKzWBh2yT
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGmeU6avXT
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5yS7AE5vl
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI2J0b2Khr
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV4yeBf9Bp
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