Q:「都無辦法,唔通同佢講Kuromi其實係我唔通佢會開心咩,我都唔想俾人憎死。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAfhsOiOiHj8
我:「妳肯受溝佢咪開心囉。」410Please respect copyright.PENANA3GNVQKdd5j
Q:「咪玩啦…或者,要等佢痛痛快快受傷一次佢先會學精,唔再喺網絡世界咁多幻想同相信人。」410Please respect copyright.PENANACMFi6rogys
我:「你咪試下DM佢話跌咗部iPhone無得同佢打傳說囉。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAB7tOREKgBu
Q:「哈,你唔去做騙子後面嘅軍師真係嘥晒。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAgIOwtEaG9M
我:「我從良㗎喇,唔會種大麻,可惜種夏枯草係唔會搵到錢,所以一事無成。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAxTpcm8NZJ1
Q:「如果我真係跌咗部電話你會點?」410Please respect copyright.PENANA3wR1zWkHhc
我:「拜託千祈唔好發生啲咁恐怖嘅事。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAeGsNBjiBDD
Q:「咁假如發生咗呢?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2TgSyHF5k
我:「都總會…搵到部電話畀妳用嘅,唔iPhone得唔得?Android都幾好用吖,小米都幾抵,又或者iPhone X,SE咁囉,新機無能為力…」410Please respect copyright.PENANAKuCxxovTpJ
Q:「多謝喎,唔使咁驚,我會好好保管我部電話,用我僅餘嘅一個Casetify殼嚟保護佢免受傷害,目標係用到考DSE為止。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAb4srLE6wgY
我:「嘩,重有三年幾喎,捱唔捱到咁耐呀?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAKBuMpqscif
Q:「咁,三年幾,可能會有個傻仔買部新電話畀我呢?係咪?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAflXVOIL3sz
我:「Queenie…妳咁樣望住我想點?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAc6LgKE40Yy
佢就好似想食咗我咁樣,其實我又唔介意俾佢食嘅,反正佢已經日日蠶食緊我。410Please respect copyright.PENANAweK1jeA6f7
Q:「咁驚做乜,我講我條仔咋。」410Please respect copyright.PENANA7wdPEO5fSP
我:「哦,原來係咁…」410Please respect copyright.PENANALawKNVSUgI
如果買部iPhone畀妳就可以做到妳條仔,我又唔介意即刻去銀行㩒晒啲錢出嚟去買部最低規格嘅型號;但…都係嗰句,我哋重要生活,就算妳做咗我條女,上埋床都好,咁之後可以點,我根本就滿足唔到妳嘅要求。410Please respect copyright.PENANANbOS0Z8JLt
Q:「不過講起禮物,我寧願收手袋好過。」410Please respect copyright.PENANADqAKlGCYXy
我:「嗯,點解嘅?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAb5JegbvePr
Q:「手袋重保值過電話吖嘛,iPhone過三年就唔見七成錢,手袋keep得好又買啱款嘅話,過三年分分鐘攞得返七成錢。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAnS35NON7a5
…嗯…無計啦,貧窮嘅女人係市儈啲㗎喇。410Please respect copyright.PENANA8ge1cMocSm
我:「係呢,其實你以前應該有好多包包㗎,但點解我見妳剩係帶咗兩個過嚟嘅?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAhtT5BMi8BM
咁當然唔計佢個書包啦,雖然佢書包都係靚嘢。410Please respect copyright.PENANAnWGmyGBMrh
Q:「哈,講起就扯火!第一,我無可能全部入得晒落個喼,第二,我媽咪臨尾嗰兩日攞晒啲值錢嘢去蘇格蘭站賤賣,賣都算啦,明知嗰啲謀人寺鋪頭食咗你隻車㗎嘛,明明去迷你倉租個locker放上網慢慢賣就可以多好多錢!越諗就越火滾呀,真係嬲死佢!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAI2yGPF7xNX
我:「唔好嬲佢啦…我諗…佢都係臨急臨忙,加埋傷心過度,先一時意氣用事嘅啫。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAYYgdkSIhTq
Q:「我知呀,講笑啫…嬲佢都嬲唔落,因為佢就係一個從來都亂咁嚟嘅女人,而家嘅兩個包包,一個係我最鍾意嘅Loewe,而另一個就係我條仔送畀我嗰個。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAdJG7s2kztB
作為屋邨仔嘅我,鬼知佢口中嘅撈V係乜咩,deep V我就知啫;不過佢既然講得係最鍾意,應該都係價值不菲㗎喇。410Please respect copyright.PENANAzweXTvr0eF
然之後就繼續上Miss Tang嘅中文堂。410Please respect copyright.PENANAXYDSZbRSq1