我:「吓?乜嚟㗎,咁似出奇蛋但又唔係出奇蛋嚟嘅!呢個係咪翻版嚟㗎…」我手上就係一盒三隻蛋,但上面無kinder呢個字,亦無suprise,唔好呃我屋邨仔就唔識三個願望呀,妳歹我都上youtube睇過以前嘅電視廣告,但QQ無理由會…73Please respect copyright.PENANAq0bFvmzjBh
Q:「翻版你個頭呀,呢個係zaini蛋嚟!」73Please respect copyright.PENANAPv62NTrHbM
我:「有乜唔同,重唔係抄kinder?又有玩具。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAHen1YonLqp
Q:「你唔好識少少就扮代表啦,未見過就話人哋抄kinder,zaini係西班牙嘅老牌朱古力廠,已經超過一百年歷史,重耐過kinder母公司ferrero,即係金莎果間廠,以前個世界無咁重視版權,國際貿易無咁蓬勃,歐洲每個國家都鍾意自己生產嘢比返自己用,隔籬國家整自己又整,咪有咁嘅情況囉,你識唔識榛子朱古力醬nutella呀?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAveJ8n1mrfz
我:「識呀…細個最鍾意就咁潷嚟食,而家驚肥驚蛀牙,所以唔會再買。」73Please respect copyright.PENANA2D63JAIngN
Q:「nutella咪就係意大利廠ferrero出㗎囉,同一樣嘢西班牙叫nocilla,德國叫nudossi,重有希臘叫merenda…」73Please respect copyright.PENANAuhUaWAME3G
我:「夠喇夠喇,妳點解會知咁多嘅?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAdIihPss6nQ
Q:「因為我鍾意食囉,小學六年班做過專題研習,將歐洲啲大朱古力廠都study過。」73Please respect copyright.PENANARWhjFYMjH2
我:「好好好…咁點解唔買kinder嘅?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAl9ypSupRoY
Q:「因為kinder為咗喺美國賣,要符合當地嘅食物安全條例,規定食物唔可以包裹住異物,所以好耐之前隻玩具已經唔係放喺朱古力入面,西班牙zaini唔諗住賣去美國咪繼續係傳統咁嘅樣囉,自從kinder轉咗款,香港就越嚟越多地方賣zaini蛋,同埋kinder啲玩具太呃錢,唔鍾意,minion三隻蛋得一隻係minion。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAq0GZlbq6cx
呢個牙尖嘴利嘅右女神吖,真係怕咗佢。73Please respect copyright.PENANAGyHXuaOV1l
我:「嗯…好多謝妳嘅朱古力,Queenie…」73Please respect copyright.PENANAMAGVDit9GO
Q:「我剩係請你食朱古力㗎咋,入面嗰三隻hello kitty係我㗎,你唔好吞埋落肚。」73Please respect copyright.PENANAXYFtMK47Cg
我終於明點解美國立法唔俾我獨吞入面啲玩具…73Please respect copyright.PENANAXYqNA8HUOJ
我:「即係我負責幫妳食朱古力,妳就要hello kitty,咁就唔驚肥喇,係咪?」73Please respect copyright.PENANAsmOVX3AVk1
Q:「你鍾意點諗係你嘅事,如果你唔想食就畀返我,唔會勉強你。」QQ伸手板出嚟。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuytgWYsyP4