返到屋企，六點多啲，距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘，我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmk9DLlPgs
死女神，臭女神，擺明當我係工人，重要無糧出嗰隻，真係重衰過做兵！357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ748hmKKji8
又唔係嘅，佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺，以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企，終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea，而家就…同埋呢，重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇，講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇，佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面，當然係等我洗。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuUWV6gG8D
我攞起咗上手，任我睇佢係乜嘢size，任我聞佢啲奶味係點，但我…重有，佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置，真係有少少漬，好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAjha4JRW2
我…我…呆咗三十秒，最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面，再掉落洗衣機。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPhLypNAco
我做唔出，如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲，我一定會好好利用，用完再用，循環利用；但，而家我日日對住佢，真係會唔好意思，如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲，我無勇氣答佢。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj3NuRvwYk
雖然大家都知乜事，但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔，雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗，除非去到強姦佢，或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步，如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmr3En1WmY
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢，我識自己溝女嘅。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsZLpiF9Zc
雖然而家無，加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢，唉。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZTG839Oxu
放長假，我套校服當然要洗，其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次；我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL08N1HvfC
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟，嗚，我都幫你唔到…357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WkTEdghD2
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎？357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qO5sNQVqw
都唔輪到佢介意啦，反而應該教佢洗衫先係。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw90oaWyrMY
我正想開機嘅時候諗起，係喎，要等埋佢條校裙，佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZydsvNZaX
然後我就赤條條行返廳，坐喺電腦前面，思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事，咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjbAriLQmU
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來，我又著返條波褲，小兄弟好好休息下啦，夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神，好唔好？357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTib74fG4AI
今晚煮…今晚煮…357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUpt0zPz2E
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦，唔通女神打嚟。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsa1V6eS7y
我：「喂？」係無紀錄嘅號碼。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJctKosjDr0
「喂，DHL呀，今朝嚟過無人，一陣會唔會有呀？聖誕啲貨好爆，聽日未必得。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Sl6fAGFWP
我：「係DHL！送貨？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbGNytGZe7
「係呀，當然送貨啦。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhgXC6Ppgk
我：「有呀！有人呀！幾夜都得！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUGf5vmqgV
「陣間見啦，唔該晒。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSpgHA8AqC
DHL～～啦啦～～FEDEX～～啦啦啦～UPS～～啦啦啦～順豐…都…啦啦～～係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌，不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNwv5AHaMb
心情大好，就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦！357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7qnDSzPy4
炒公仔麪，最緊要唔好烚太淋，再過冷河，嘻！357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9ZYpnaXZx
Q：「喂，我返嚟喇！」佢自己開門入屋。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHeTwqmbqN
我：「Queenie返嚟嗱，就快食得喇！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIth2jVT89g
Q：「嘩，搞乜鬼？你個樣開心到咁嘅？！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4zjJbnKVi
我：「係咩？我都唔想，嘻嘻嘻…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1fr9App2b
Q：「頂你！烚熟狗頭咁，係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟？！」佢竟然真係直接問我。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYGDmVMsw8
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