我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzLpwKbTPx
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOp7BmF9c1
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我：「唔好啦，我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oEY7SMMlD
Q：「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩？快啲作！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ068hgaRPJU
喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGpwvachTn
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Q：「哈哈！都唔係接住嘅，重要…好奇怪！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94os5c8xwo
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHmDALhUbN
我：「無呀，我正…人君子嚟。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbobx9nkCtj
Q：「因為唔使䚎都已經夠多嘢睇咋掛。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaURCA0YAeD
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我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqXIlTQiqN
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8z311N169
我：「妳…真係唔介意？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwP9hD8tYZ
Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ8zHEPuQs
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7tVqwCaXX
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEYbkMzjHa
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHBh9RdPjj
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOvD4mnZSG
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xKVROvNN1
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7JUXrF82I
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpyf1Er6Bc
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fzELRXCze
Q：「BaNaNa！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrELbGEGVB7
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Q：「GanBei！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x8EyP4jAB
我：「Kevin！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtqFnwg71o
Q：「Stuart！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyC4RBB02G
我：「Bob！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz37iyNZnDU
Q：「Minions！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm3tpxHcSw
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsn22u6xRV
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipBd3YEy2n
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAXU9e8K4X
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZznryqjPb
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURffV72Thr
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdcskEWCLX
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3ZybC8Vzw
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMglT6NrZO
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLc5JS6xKP
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAQz5drKRF
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