我:「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」414Please respect copyright.PENANABcwO8iYfSW
Q:「咪啲白癡打油詩囉,例如乜嘢阿妹今晚心慌慌,剝衫剝褲等天光呢啲。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAKVWpPkgGzE
我:「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同,實在令我拜服。414Please respect copyright.PENANAnvgufCXOot
Q:「不如你試下作埋下兩句吖。」414Please respect copyright.PENANABLGds06Deg
我:「唔好啦,我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」414Please respect copyright.PENANA0bQ9yVDfim
Q:「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩?快啲作!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA1f6G6SPyuo
喺佢嘅淫威之下,我只好班門弄斧…414Please respect copyright.PENANAOJBVxk0tSa
我:「女神沖涼起勢䚎…門外係咁捹鎯鎯…」414Please respect copyright.PENANABfgtHzDWCG
Q:「哈哈!都唔係接住嘅,重要…好奇怪!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAmglrA3691z
我:「都話唔識…咪笑我啦。」414Please respect copyright.PENANACBHCYwhcWX
Q:「唔係吖,我好開心喎,話時話,有無䚎我先?」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容,重淫淫哋…414Please respect copyright.PENANAlvHLTzOSmx
我:「無呀,我正…人君子嚟。」414Please respect copyright.PENANACq4Ap1Y9l1
Q:「因為唔使䚎都已經夠多嘢睇咋掛。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAkLjrogw1fC
我:「唉,唔講呢啲,妳做完功課,不如抖下過嚟一齊睇片吖。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAaNOgEM9PXg
Q:「你…邀請我一齊睇AV?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAbdEFRtHA1a
我:「係呀,超級黃色㗎,有無興趣先?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAF18qpnJUJk
Q:「睇咪睇,你估我怕你呀!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAuOBEpIF4d2
佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。414Please respect copyright.PENANAdStLGJF3Pn
我:「妳…真係唔介意?」414Please respect copyright.PENANApzfliYQ8a8
Q:「有乜好介意,你唔係以為我未睇過呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8UaoL3RL0
我:「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAZMIBDLRdXi
Q:「有幾露?無打格四仔?真嘅我都見過啦…」414Please respect copyright.PENANAAgN3bwZgTO
我:「好多角色㗎喎,屁股扭扭下咁…」414Please respect copyright.PENANAEtsDJoCYAR
Q:「嗱,我唔睇gay,唔要見虐待,唔要排泄…」414Please respect copyright.PENANA6VjKBGcNXC
原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…414Please respect copyright.PENANAjVApbl5Yqk
我:「放心啦,一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAYG9NizqBwI
Q:「咁快啲播啦,我等得好心急喇。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAYmH0xtYIbY
呢個右女神確實係神神化化,佢想睇我反應?414Please respect copyright.PENANAet5V7MOuXR
於是我打開咗個download folder,click咗一個file,隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。414Please respect copyright.PENANASN8HLYPKDf
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒,亦即廿二除七秒咁上下,QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。414Please respect copyright.PENANAqSAMX4MllH
Q:「BaNaNa!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAFhZKdurOBo
我:「Gelato!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA5hkar0U95z
Q:「GanBei!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA1DRPIOwsvf
我:「Kevin!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAqggfHtY8KT
Q:「Stuart!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAQTxGdIRZjs
我:「Bob!」414Please respect copyright.PENANAn2p4a7lHmx
Q:「Minions!」414Please respect copyright.PENANADiqV1mE4aQ
我:「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀?」414Please respect copyright.PENANAPgv9PgACop
Q:「鍾意!好鍾意呀!」414Please respect copyright.PENANA9k2FfzuKyj
我:「咁妳睇過未㗎?」414Please respect copyright.PENANADYF6M61zs8
Q:「睇過一二集,呢個外傳未睇。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAj3OHkggORc
我:「咁就好,我去斟杯zero畀妳。」414Please respect copyright.PENANAFX3SgHvzBd
唔止zero,重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片,我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。414Please respect copyright.PENANA5cUdpSkwgR
我一坐低,Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手,自己右手就攞薯片食,重喂埋落我個口度。414Please respect copyright.PENANA9kkyck6C2n
就係咁,我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘,一齊傻笑,一齊大嗌,一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢;其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛,好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。414Please respect copyright.PENANAbRAXCv4rMy
睇咁多AV做乜吖,成大個女神喺隔籬,不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。414Please respect copyright.PENANA8lQI9jE0mV
雖然無大銀幕,無環迴立體聲,無爆谷,無大班凳;但我有妳,Queenie,有妳真好。414Please respect copyright.PENANAzMc8RdM5aI