No Plagiarism!n3Jvu33ziZIrbmUMNu5Aposted on PENANA 八歲的我,覺得自己已經夠大了。8964 copyright protection159PENANAsFuiwZdD6Z 維尼
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雖然還沒有正式頂冠,但至少……應該不至於每次調皮都被打得這麼慘了吧?8964 copyright protection159PENANARJnSicWKvc 維尼
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於是,我開始思考防禦策略。8964 copyright protection159PENANAFdq1Ikw6u4 維尼
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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。163Please respect copyright.PENANA9XzoIH9lON
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還在褲腳繡上金線,寫了個大字:盾。8964 copyright protection159PENANAEqeh6cwyyw 維尼
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那天,我玩得特別放肆。8964 copyright protection159PENANAKryVDB94hX 維尼
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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection159PENANADBOMhJurYs 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection159PENANAQuosn6WlzF 維尼
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我暗暗吸了口氣,準備好迎接。8964 copyright protection159PENANAnRgcOraeqV 維尼
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我沒叫。8964 copyright protection159PENANApIKuEpseQx 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection159PENANAK2xsOJBcuE 維尼
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我回頭傻笑,像隻藏了偷心糖的小貓:「是防禦裝備!」8964 copyright protection159PENANAA5FMkmEbUp 維尼
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他沉默了好幾息。8964 copyright protection159PENANAlK4HacZ8p4 維尼
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我正以為他會笑出來,放我一馬,他卻淡淡開口:8964 copyright protection159PENANAp0ppPewuhq 維尼
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「你終於……長大一點了。」8964 copyright protection159PENANAmE8YMvEgAU 維尼
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「不——」他語氣平靜,「只是該換一種更有效的方式懲罰你了。」8964 copyright protection159PENANAQNinuyY18W 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection159PENANAFBKlj14Vy1 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection159PENANAqNR0RhDzdU 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection159PENANA1dZ2qAF4NV 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection159PENANAVEyMmpMLyt 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection159PENANADJRiFpjYyK 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection159PENANAYwVYOOgPcg 維尼
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我仰面躺在地上,兩眼無神:「不如還是打屁股好了……至少快一點。」8964 copyright protection159PENANAZJDcc6jq2z 維尼
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南末淡淡一笑:「這話我幫你轉告陛下。」8964 copyright protection159PENANAyHtXAOO5rq 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection159PENANAc6uES0fvY4 維尼
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——筆墨與空白冊子。8964 copyright protection159PENANAWE821i0UwC 維尼
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因為我學會了。8964 copyright protection159PENANA4fbNzXzL8o 維尼
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有時候,文字,比鞭子還鋒利;書冊,比皮鞭還持久。8964 copyright protection159PENANAbnCVendJVE 維尼
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但我也學會一件事:8964 copyright protection159PENANAbJm7qwjZsN 維尼
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再怎麼疼,貓貓,絕不認輸。8964 copyright protection159PENANAUtEflpDq2v 維尼
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