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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection66PENANA0yiF8Lp6Z4 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection66PENANA9zE13dtRfh 維尼
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