我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUTyByLrlK
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJQ5epmjtv
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22mIJ2Tiu2
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpbS0ekm08
我：「無呀，我正…人君子嚟。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOZjht0gmT
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEPBWfL39X
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Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5LsPKl1xY
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLab0kMfxjx
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUhE81lwrF
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LY1QqAnPL
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ7HGXc9Ah
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8YrHBzqDS
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XLqGr86Ak
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxU2UQYH0o
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jcJEXOLoC
Q：「BaNaNa！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkRIaI5Qve
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我：「Kevin！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQR0FYIGPN
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我：「Bob！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZchz1RL7oL
Q：「Minions！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNz1mYhsey
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHBsmQ9yHm
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JBKz50Cfm
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhgraBLJlc
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYUubpXN4A
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSMm59Nmc9
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnPBYnHGqK
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmlCUoRMvL
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhLhgdJq6f
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Blym1nLlp
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzhpurRMh9
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