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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks468Please respect copyright.PENANATaySchv3ag
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead468Please respect copyright.PENANA0hHCo9wERh
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air468Please respect copyright.PENANADAvivSoyVR
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.468Please respect copyright.PENANA55LG8kQyPn
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead468Please respect copyright.PENANAtx0AZ3YEaS
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a468Please respect copyright.PENANAp3D9NH1Axj
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old468Please respect copyright.PENANA6PjDGO8Acv
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,468Please respect copyright.PENANAnt14VMhNmn
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry468Please respect copyright.PENANAgr5YiSvx9s
voice:
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANABbpXwbSxV4
Who are you? Are you bard? I just468Please respect copyright.PENANAQtuHBsmsqk
found my dead sex slaves, and now468Please respect copyright.PENANAGfJsPEvQz1
you're crawling up, disturbing my468Please respect copyright.PENANAGwM6zLDAVY
ritual.
BARD468Please respect copyright.PENANA0RKp4NwHb7
And so you brought your flesh dildo468Please respect copyright.PENANADRVIADzOAd
too?
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAQc29yc5Mvm
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD468Please respect copyright.PENANAu12K3SIzcm
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAeYtgOk7Wnp
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and468Please respect copyright.PENANAEkWjGNs45y
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAu8Xm7Lh06O
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna468Please respect copyright.PENANAxjtIU7I99C
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the468Please respect copyright.PENANAmwaVCMvRAm
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.468Please respect copyright.PENANAlLAncj652b
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard468Please respect copyright.PENANARW33LkxpgS
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The468Please respect copyright.PENANAfCCSTnBRQS
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON468Please respect copyright.PENANAoxey1dYCwA
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAscOPE2G1LG
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your468Please respect copyright.PENANAQFzsfifyop
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a468Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ8yxycE9J
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping468Please respect copyright.PENANAqwNV1gbBia
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up468Please respect copyright.PENANAE10ijH7c84
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish468Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y5EfzFJ54
their plans.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAxMSNRQlJ92
(to Bard)468Please respect copyright.PENANAjB1lFeaSAP
See what you did? You set me up.468Please respect copyright.PENANAyVC5PCfGHd
You didn't tell me that I'd have to468Please respect copyright.PENANAzeW3eIgELL
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd468Please respect copyright.PENANA9WPtpUor7C
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which468Please respect copyright.PENANAHsci23mWht
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's468Please respect copyright.PENANAQAumfqb5XA
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears468Please respect copyright.PENANAh77YMkMP1Z
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.468Please respect copyright.PENANAwShUsLzilK
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD468Please respect copyright.PENANAycPQr5oe9L
(offscreen)468Please respect copyright.PENANAihcakChlv2
You assholes. You can't catch a468Please respect copyright.PENANASG8YMYO56b
ghost.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANACiz0UzskZ9
You fuckers. You put me in a468Please respect copyright.PENANAN8CWkfnVtj
vulnerable position when I was sure468Please respect copyright.PENANAttX9fGUXFv
the Batman would be here. Now468Please respect copyright.PENANAZrYXRfjI72
you're all gonna get what's coming468Please respect copyright.PENANAvcLynJ3NEO
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins468Please respect copyright.PENANAZ51eGPEPy1
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall468Please respect copyright.PENANAJJhFv8ApTj
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks468Please respect copyright.PENANAkOKAMmUrtW
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder468Please respect copyright.PENANAP2ZDc267S3
blades.
BATMAN468Please respect copyright.PENANAbCLknBeDeQ
(concious)468Please respect copyright.PENANALXfvQAaL8X
What are you gonna do to me? I468Please respect copyright.PENANAUyuSYbi3Gt
think you've committed murder, so468Please respect copyright.PENANA1BSWIq5Otu
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the468Please respect copyright.PENANAMdTbPtm4jb
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his468Please respect copyright.PENANAKEvbVDbRWf
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE468Please respect copyright.PENANALEIlZwR7OM
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do468Please respect copyright.PENANAC7jO7Kv1vS
this.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANApvOhalsne4
I'm going to finish him!468Please respect copyright.PENANASb2mKESlQl
Constantine, I'm going to finish468Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ss73eQkMa
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked468Please respect copyright.PENANA2GRRY9Xh9S
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER468Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6LvsNp5M4
(holds up his arm in468Please respect copyright.PENANA5trqUgX0S1
protest)468Please respect copyright.PENANAuUhKHLJfVL
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He468Please respect copyright.PENANA7B80aqsQ7B
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with468Please respect copyright.PENANAU6C6zteK1b
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's468Please respect copyright.PENANAOjFA3DSrrn
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.468Please respect copyright.PENANAoDPyW4cdGq
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANARh9v9m2LLQ
He was mine, and I stole him from468Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ7nADBiF7
you. He was my revenge. Now you468Please respect copyright.PENANAYao0EdZKXX
will pay for your disobedience. He468Please respect copyright.PENANAh8ri1mvKHK
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is468Please respect copyright.PENANAmLL2jBQ2v5
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he468Please respect copyright.PENANAdjCstlyAeN
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then468Please respect copyright.PENANAKD9ITX0VyO
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN468Please respect copyright.PENANAMyy5QbtONA
(awake)468Please respect copyright.PENANANH3Cfo7dOc
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his468Please respect copyright.PENANArKEdmUtxmS
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the468Please respect copyright.PENANAIyduC2Zu02
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is468Please respect copyright.PENANATysRGSSjhr
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANASGY2KNMbic
You still have a chance. Let go of468Please respect copyright.PENANAwC6IF7QXuk
my hand. If you allow my hand to468Please respect copyright.PENANAulazOohscO
come off of you, you will end up468Please respect copyright.PENANAYwrAAgT5yu
just like your friend.468Please respect copyright.PENANAVNrA2PIbPF
(tries to pry the hand off468Please respect copyright.PENANAD3VQQrBDws
of his head)468Please respect copyright.PENANA2lYEd6eoC7
It can't be. No. No. He's still468Please respect copyright.PENANAS9TbNIxoeN
alive!468Please respect copyright.PENANAqxrMVV8lpc
(falls to his knees)468Please respect copyright.PENANAZWJigvQrf2
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE468Please respect copyright.PENANAwXFQ184awY
(from a distance)468Please respect copyright.PENANA1AMDEHuInW
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN468Please respect copyright.PENANAmLe6LsjnbJ
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the468Please respect copyright.PENANABP4XfYnKpg
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN468Please respect copyright.PENANAVllK68sa5F
(beat)468Please respect copyright.PENANAePUDrFNagr
I can't get it. I can't pull it468Please respect copyright.PENANA1Uq1CcRcCg
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into468Please respect copyright.PENANAMFZu78EwjF
the forest.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAjUcjbfWvZg
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE468Please respect copyright.PENANA6Z8TkGW2jK
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the468Please respect copyright.PENANA7D6H4uOpcP
Batmobile.
BATMAN468Please respect copyright.PENANASwZWpjEhl8
(screams in pain)468Please respect copyright.PENANAJvt0c2si2C
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into468Please respect copyright.PENANAwnwrVql4yh
the forest.
BEATELAGE468Please respect copyright.PENANAsFlLTZ4TQ1
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE468Please respect copyright.PENANAIJUDzUfryS
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN468Please respect copyright.PENANAbvfwUFYumt
(is so weak he can barely468Please respect copyright.PENANAbG1EWXTAQM
stand)468Please respect copyright.PENANAcVLPjeeTbm
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into468Please respect copyright.PENANAAYSa9C6V7v
the forest.
BEATELAGE468Please respect copyright.PENANAAEW0jNBy38
(passionate)468Please respect copyright.PENANAEDAb2ZtT0A
Don't let them drag you off this468Please respect copyright.PENANAao0HDVRVHJ
beat.
BETELGEUSE 468Please respect copyright.PENANAHxq1kJCS7H
(peers at the Batman)468Please respect copyright.PENANAzJq2fDdh3r
Is that all? Do you really want to468Please respect copyright.PENANAtYtRqeLok7
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 468Please respect copyright.PENANAtbxDeQV7i7
(ashamed)468Please respect copyright.PENANAyJs25aqh44
Don't say it. Take a peek in the468Please respect copyright.PENANAKXbqIAuzqS
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,468Please respect copyright.PENANA6Xvw1ShoNx
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT468Please respect copyright.PENANAIBSJhePcU7