孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Txfb3GDZ4
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosrfQ6PMq7
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobbcV7EyDf
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2cBqas54U
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIQh8acbMg
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0PdmOIxUk
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFF1x8z61y
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMJPvtfL60
悟空：是。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MMbogik3S
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioEr0Pkxai
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyckvXxH0pJ
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2KrAm3LSI
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzXWZVwtW8
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQYRXgLURj
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrgKQMgpjD
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLC1mHWlTW
悟空：很需要。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ302gg1lpL
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gtjnWi11b
悟空：看到了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXmnDgmnkf
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BZmAAdxHs
悟空：也看到了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6xZcURQzn
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDSzW37gRJ
悟空：這點不知道。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT2pnmJW8g
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7w4UcWyXc
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT36T6MQoG8
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLROdUqjRHM
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmpZjxjJ88
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNGjABOl5U
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77lWDpXqDd
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xvM0TGtYY
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7NnXnax4X
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlsamphauc
土地：好耶！我早餓了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWine0CUMgL
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPBgzFR7oI
悟空：我吃飽了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfUayoP5pl
土地：我早吃飽了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgbPC2ZWEd
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBr8DRzkqS
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCvtKmVDlu
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sOpsMFBot
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkQvAcIDba
悟空：打包帶回家。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJum1id6Ib
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g76X7GICn
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFWR3hHuXw
土地：這下變安全了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKW1PGSyJI
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs8cQoNxRf
土地：你我繼續清理。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUQeA90xGA
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS94ohdtQv
土地：這樣更安全啦。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM5n3MkpLR
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEhK9If3wR
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5t0HbBBk0
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxfrbgMTwg
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsunhyhz9zn
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPliwUpMfR5
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xeP1xcvTU
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xsRRP9PGL
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwksBu0eaS
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTwDpoOlpc
仙女：很多人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWNks8ot7Q
悟空：說說。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQZsFCj8Ux
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8ZHeJpOfT
悟空：人挺多的。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCtaWnGNtm
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsZdQP1tpt
悟空：還有哪位？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw6WeUGtuT
仙女：沒了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uNBEBsh0R
悟空：人也沒多少。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpf4SmzWff
仙女：摘桃。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSSpS5ZWUy
悟空：怎麽沒請我？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1G7P29AzH
仙女：座位滿了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYGqk3L4Dl
悟空：理解。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjVuWb6Gx5
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UxMyQUJq5
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77F8DfXDnR
悟空：怎麽？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTIcLdOPH9
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73GdJJZEYy
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfi0JHGKD
土地：你不知……85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTnZmIUmXA
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRROq1Hid7
悟空在樹上睡著了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx7G4IySi0
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFISFYr7KNW
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknVsbHeQNe
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4DxaIou0N
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiUIAoRYg9
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquH5b7agWF
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHDcMqvHDX
土地：有。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3fkKZpdn5
悟空：你怎麽不早說！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbuKO6ODcx
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI7CWf1n4i
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI6i5XAU11
土地：你去哪？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJh0e7Nc6p
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovsrnGBZ9s
土地：王母沒請你。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRlzjxWElw
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuiRCvg0Qo
土地：你說你不去。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcGJNrE0TP
悟空：我現在想去。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE1MAa4nLc
土地：小心。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfsn4cSeUL
悟空：放心。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocnMYIwcfE
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4bLxqogWB
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ7sUV8V4Y
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcWpsWUQWw
悟空：大仙去哪？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHinmJdvf7X
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5Fcfeq6BQ
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7fUJMcj7a
赤腳大仙：啥意思？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCsLjia0W9
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuHDmHSgMe
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgPYDNGHHh
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF2855Ru48
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq6dwKAMOP
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yrnVfwSwC
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMUfzmoFNz
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWPSlyelAe
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1tHGKF8hX
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz23r1wIL3
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVKFEQYrlx
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ast5y9Myy
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONzMAh1vKL
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5nM4jFhbq
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu0ZoWUwMl
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IjSBUnwTw
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWYu9FywPx
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2CqPAWn0F
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX3KRH6X0o
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG3pR3W4Qg
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tF0zOob9t
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MZjjmKYWP
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