孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzT9aCXy9s
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxplDcAAfF
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEAwQa0Tnx
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxMA3f1dCb
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2hheH2zGZ
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2U54XrC1o
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMZkg4113N
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkWLIa3cTl
悟空：是。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo0PxIeLq4
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp0SMcxQlN
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeeIS2JiXv
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi7kt3KSZK
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbsokp6f6N
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP59eE1pHB
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv67U5lPVWZ
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecbj8TqkNa
悟空：很需要。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXYr4Lnpuh
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamXSdPbwN6
悟空：看到了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vr1Pafw1h
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hO5oKL2x4
悟空：也看到了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTulgufl6xF
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a4y6MRQqz
悟空：這點不知道。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO3ADEU4fw
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca1Mnxg6bH
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo50l5owqA
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoysEjgvNHD
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGmEYYGtIb
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv0Ub9r2om
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZdf12D9YI
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyWqQNlACY
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX6LOXc5Ou
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7F492zaX0
土地：好耶！我早餓了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlL5WE990a
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5nNVfATUW
悟空：我吃飽了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsMu22D3j8
土地：我早吃飽了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SPZ4omHHD
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHphe6yD1p
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOBnoswXGC
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MyzSSyPab
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCWe7zMMvN
悟空：打包帶回家。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF82tibSCV
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6m2TDGnXJ
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xSqLkxo5o
土地：這下變安全了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05ho6z71wi
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3oSeVLKFT
土地：你我繼續清理。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kDRSOZVUP
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzPchJuZqz
土地：這樣更安全啦。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Bh80fcVvF
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52WyG9CFYA
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF9KT4xPWr
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b4dGR669i
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxyFr8MwYC
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ3bURMyLS
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBljYdPsbR
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZUU9CfG0O
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ2grsUoy4
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgADg1EwRk
仙女：很多人。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix2cQA9x0h
悟空：說說。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tZUnnvTBM
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgXhiD7Mzo
悟空：人挺多的。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg1h1F4dmt
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqQcYtgJeh
悟空：還有哪位？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ516OMa6lZD
仙女：沒了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bd8hxfhGd
悟空：人也沒多少。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMphqlBumIc
仙女：摘桃。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GWK9H0Fdx
悟空：怎麽沒請我？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboqTmKwxQj
仙女：座位滿了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6vrYHiRxs
悟空：理解。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGH4FmD1Ia
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9DbCbbuz1
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgphKZtO3z9
悟空：怎麽？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKDRJf6N6d
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OD5K5dBqr
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR39qWi3mE
土地：你不知……98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiyoR9uOA1
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeINnzwInB
悟空在樹上睡著了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkeajtX1qL
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfQ3yjqZO2
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEizLcPI4b
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbkEoXeHnb
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO15IFxWFNQ
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeFqKRVBbm
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O2QDaTkVc
土地：有。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4euPs3N3wy
悟空：你怎麽不早說！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogqkGo1RcG
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSXXRP1io2
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAGybH8aLO
土地：你去哪？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBI7e3NVsE
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESmoMzi1DJ
土地：王母沒請你。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVSitAKmx4
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeWiVMlQzX
土地：你說你不去。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcr1uQVPpU
悟空：我現在想去。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5k0ln9jfL
土地：小心。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmpB42QjYf
悟空：放心。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zDPZslSKT
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4oHqTIH8E
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETky4tUcI9
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjO0tBSdQv
悟空：大仙去哪？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiTBYdYoct
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nMkBrHbq4
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kXzfI7jNu
赤腳大仙：啥意思？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGmVbNIyJ2
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA4mfIirHf
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vGZ4akBYj
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx1av9HFjx
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqmajRFsGJ
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrscCQtsWEq
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0GoOZV9Io
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY383je59yw
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHAqtfzOAu
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuABqfKxNZM
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdyLiOPbCh
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ4oTcTtRD
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwxMRCp9xL
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8x1nxVGuo
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkGhshSKzZ
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M6XUkgWWZ
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPQzxEYYB0
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd165ARanJ
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBnQ6hrZGs
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpYxiDAmic
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJc6bRNnHs
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcxyh7V3r8
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