(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)48Please respect copyright.PENANA7JV7Ohxb2W
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)48Please respect copyright.PENANAXs2Lr9xApe
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?48Please respect copyright.PENANACf12KwvIZP
(猶豫不決)48Please respect copyright.PENANAFl7k6adCdr
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3gd5NnoM2F
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)48Please respect copyright.PENANAbnXdI2GGDj
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)48Please respect copyright.PENANAmD77y1jOaq
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)48Please respect copyright.PENANAdB4zR25EKb
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。48Please respect copyright.PENANA18zpcXDHSh
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)48Please respect copyright.PENANAlcJk1VIVUd
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。48Please respect copyright.PENANAocIQvzx3LV
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。48Please respect copyright.PENANARTa3TrqMK1
(路人甲下山走了)48Please respect copyright.PENANABiaQeIVK0A
猴王:失敗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkU0I370EYX
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)48Please respect copyright.PENANAYU0pY3Umoj
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。48Please respect copyright.PENANAU5JJupjF0R
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。48Please respect copyright.PENANA7MWuEWiJGE
(路人乙下山走了)48Please respect copyright.PENANAfZJld8KvYd
猴王:失敗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtnVbfCKmZf
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)48Please respect copyright.PENANAMAGEQk0cJW
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。48Please respect copyright.PENANAptVPTNN1d4
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……48Please respect copyright.PENANAvOFdKbOq1Q
猴王:你是路人丙?48Please respect copyright.PENANASD7uXUvAvo
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。48Please respect copyright.PENANA8tHx2sEjBC
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?48Please respect copyright.PENANApxnDxZN9sR
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。48Please respect copyright.PENANATXoDKQr2qZ
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。48Please respect copyright.PENANASTE6WPx6Vi
樵夫:什嘛?48Please respect copyright.PENANAKdkx88NWo5
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。48Please respect copyright.PENANAKNuj0eoGe7
樵夫:沒聽明白。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjy2CGowzaB
猴王:那就最好不過了。48Please respect copyright.PENANApaWZGb5Rv6
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjLZ936YXWz
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAsKTNQLqGpl
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAv2xH9L3Fd9
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。48Please respect copyright.PENANApRjYwoHAUe
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?48Please respect copyright.PENANAsczrl7SA4E
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6M3jPNw8j4
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!48Please respect copyright.PENANASW4of6W0Av
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANAa21Hu02WiI
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWcQKJuX1AA
猴王:哦哦哦。48Please respect copyright.PENANAi9tho9rM6M
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!48Please respect copyright.PENANAftkouhU9xJ
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?48Please respect copyright.PENANAjmxdpyWwwt
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。48Please respect copyright.PENANAbFySOLTs41
猴王:這麽容易搞定?48Please respect copyright.PENANAvI8jMHrbbc
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)48Please respect copyright.PENANArOS97RLqrM
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。48Please respect copyright.PENANAePU0hl86Cm
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)48Please respect copyright.PENANArg8KTtpRE9
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?48Please respect copyright.PENANA1vxN9d6YHe
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)48Please respect copyright.PENANAhjPEBWnawO
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV8GEbZgJZz
(進門一看,又是一道門)48Please respect copyright.PENANAIplS4b90jS
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAv0mtntXRW5
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)48Please respect copyright.PENANAaBDLfXQD2Q
猴王:又是自動門。我進!48Please respect copyright.PENANAxxxE9HTDwM
(咚!……哎呀!)48Please respect copyright.PENANANUsNhNFbMd
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)48Please respect copyright.PENANA7PbqQ4tyaz
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAXJMSbE9SEg
(門內,走出一位仙童)48Please respect copyright.PENANAsuKPcyHMWb
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?48Please respect copyright.PENANAOE8PfAiO7d
猴王(一舉右手):我!48Please respect copyright.PENANAxL1EjY7Q1h
仙童:你哪位?48Please respect copyright.PENANAxQjZuEReCT
猴王:我來拜師學道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwZG8fER6fO
仙童:哦,請進。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqJqIN9QJqM
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANA81axkbOovh
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。48Please respect copyright.PENANASV2UcYPyWD
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?48Please respect copyright.PENANADUhUE3GQae
仙童:防盜門。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwjHXj92eyy
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?48Please respect copyright.PENANAs9x70zDkNm
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1pyFe9bpl1
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANA78PWqJVWwS
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。48Please respect copyright.PENANASPvxUQY2tY
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAgatxmtBN5c
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)48Please respect copyright.PENANAHuNafMbCRc
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA00e1eBpVNj
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)48Please respect copyright.PENANAgUvxa0CI8d
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)48Please respect copyright.PENANAm3yBvKCw0u
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANA9omBrTl2Ok
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYUltiqZv37
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwY7mp70aOZ
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?48Please respect copyright.PENANAEMf4j5fHIF
猴王:姓名?沒有。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZFbCGu77bv
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?48Please respect copyright.PENANA1DsdmpyrdO
猴王:啊!這個還要問?48Please respect copyright.PENANAuvFHPsJBvI
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANAs7PiytdO71
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtvulV9oNdy
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?48Please respect copyright.PENANAbAAYabwclD
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9y8pEXNSQr
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!48Please respect copyright.PENANAzIaoz2HbGh
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMGzyAYszWC
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANAZKKq8o2sb2
猴王:是,師父。48Please respect copyright.PENANAzXsOjQ7Amw
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。48Please respect copyright.PENANArA24PHgKkL
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0GWk70rGh
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAaa5BL0wcta
仙童:跟我走吧。48Please respect copyright.PENANAfxr1goXSJl
(猴王原地一動不動)48Please respect copyright.PENANAzPti1Qj94z
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!48Please respect copyright.PENANAOj1QxwepZH
(猴王還是原地一動不動)48Please respect copyright.PENANAb1H1HRrXM4
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANADEh3Edg31G
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?48Please respect copyright.PENANAIUByJQ49MU
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANA9Anp44X3Qz
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。48Please respect copyright.PENANAphQOaMnb6O
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!48Please respect copyright.PENANAQEvhz7Q5TM
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。48Please respect copyright.PENANAOkeXPbvyIn
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!48Please respect copyright.PENANATgFn00LaY0
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAuxMmmpuzHB
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!48Please respect copyright.PENANAUNwm7zZoNd
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?48Please respect copyright.PENANAtpRtBBmSBX
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdOMQu1grB4
悟空:謝師父取名。48Please respect copyright.PENANAF7VzAvWLJW
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)48Please respect copyright.PENANAeliDLxA8dU
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