（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwYCYz5cao
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY9aMSGHvN
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaSySWUsui
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjc7pzj8Vp
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTLBl3oPQU
閻王：孫悟空！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUkPcUUIic
悟空：我是。你哪位？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg7MYKTwJ9
閻王：我是閻王！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4RhehDPlI
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7goVLEKK3k
閻王：我是閻王！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRTHMnfkyY
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymh3ED38AM
閻王：我是閻王！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPGJ4Xzm7r
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx5PTWLnmX
閻王：我是閻王！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyD0o1mAIt
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBwPGmqmJN
閻王：我是閻王！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY18hSFXoBq
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUjHYPe3gs
閻王：我是閻王！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBooNvm90j
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgwWIAdsIe
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7t00Tci4Z
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1w9zEI6SV
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVAUZdcMDg
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIt2qPrQ6d
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0R8paHxjx
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlVN5x8R4t
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXHcHfEurn
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKnZcpMLnF
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59zt11imoV
閻王：謝了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISmV0So9Bl
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjsmowhScA
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZtP5nhcD4
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaGxKMIZx0
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5cY5sldVf
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlR4QEbT6g
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAwPeHe1QR
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXPNqFcBWt
悟空：這是幹什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHqLN0tbqe
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwdzOXeJi3
悟空：是吧？那我套了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrtbyyyLOl
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiVjSjxosu
悟空：這又是幹什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXQQq7Tg37
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKZdFy3EYF
悟空：好！你套，你套。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzpzpsYlCg
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLZitfHCtY
悟空：這又是幹什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrC06pRtX5
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP2PD1ZHxZ
悟空：哦。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcFWfLs00S
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzwlsH67Gw
閻王：哈哈哈哈！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdLRhU7908
悟空：哈哈哈哈！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6mDZElerj
閻王：你笑什麽？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozIsklawve
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhnWYmVugd
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8YHpCQLQF
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDKbroZL0k
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6BZSXryaw
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjmMjE3hCP
悟空：什麽意思？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN8WGDSVXe
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL3eABkNDn
悟空：我活到300歲就死？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9Gdk6yUPm
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSoi5IBm2E
悟空：誰寫的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W9k5JL0BT
閻王：我寫的。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHafTQRTtH
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdKBcgzAIi
閻王：不改！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtOhVDN52O
悟空：我改。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S9olIba1v
閻王：有本事你來改。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4CnR5yJZ2
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb1w8CrHxa
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMcnN6HyRO
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4sJ0pOYiM
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuBlBkhpYX
閻王：來人！快快拿下！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrsMKvhZtl
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRwe3fYOXr
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7tffwKua5
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTp9tZHPkl
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssNYnSud9A
閻王：啊漆！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVWJhh7REU
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6uirtfwzg
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iyyMhF0fd
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RracSgLio
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOvr24BmGE
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8KxVIlkzh
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFVWufIBN2
（又在後面加了一個0）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kIXGqz81l
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11krsIBUJi
（又開始加0加0……）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasDxYkf8uB
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaJUwaGKxn
悟空：來人，續紙！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyqZtbtjL8
閻王：給。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsvGlg6esu
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJZ8LYlbkU
悟空：來人，續紙！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9imoe920wc
閻王：給。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVFyDPp7ot
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPWS2Dgggy
悟空：你有沒有火機？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B4pbtKMR9
閻王：要火機幹嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEYiGicGVu
悟空：燒掉這張紙。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamoBuK7jh7
閻王：啊！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vNi4CeO1r
悟空：火機伺候。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFOiImpq3N
閻王：沒有。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMztB27JjC
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib9PSnIa6l
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7I8QEJssF
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FbWKF3lhi
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26ZVlaIHeW
（哄！紙燒了）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMvCS8KudE
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAECMe0OIZk
悟空：還有紙嘛？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL202LbEUfO
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIGXdG1BbL
悟空：還有沒有紙？！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J0zbKzKUP
閻王：有。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1Te76nGvl
悟空：全部拿來。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLeeK73ypI
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSGr9r2BXT
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObYfBRWcE5
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm29lYpl37D
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXI4Sdi3QR
閻王：我不寫了。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw29iDvUkvR
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8AZrHxEhe
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6k2pexegI
（哄哄大火燒起！）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41VV3JvLzN
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiZZWauVEz
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P3RxHWy4D
閻王：額。。。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK9ivjMeUe
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhDhlJfCSF
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