（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz3H7aJoo1
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ911pkzHl6e
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPv1Ay8v5l
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMierAe3Df
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jPa8VQaqy
閻王：孫悟空！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZw619qBeF
悟空：我是。你哪位？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupcW8ZfLCQ
閻王：我是閻王！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7kcDCKIO3
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCwEbGXNEJ
閻王：我是閻王！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqprjeXhxFI
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjv9s1Su5H
閻王：我是閻王！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocTQGenhbE
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIiaNWqfmg
閻王：我是閻王！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lEOeMGs9j
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh3D49cTnR
閻王：我是閻王！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9taCofxGBL
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppm62VYblw
閻王：我是閻王！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulrVuBH2QE
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQTY0337wQ
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFhfr6Nus1
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6Fr5IkOWa
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJo6uV86Cp
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm8TbGJoQi
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWWzbtYiwR
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfqk3XXP7M
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj31A19rOoP
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq90WEAXga
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFHIfxmZ2s
閻王：謝了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEq74AnzS8
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpAOtJ231O
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOJU5Ti5rh
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrzgXIAiI0
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4VcgbwPGj
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI7LhsRVzL
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWJhA4YPRf
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FMaGBjyXG
悟空：這是幹什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOQ2IjqPmE
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIuoMQavKO
悟空：是吧？那我套了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF96WVRxnp
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RtzLgEbrr
悟空：這又是幹什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU99kuDineC
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WWDTdqNaE
悟空：好！你套，你套。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RnJC7LQVA
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WyDkCy8TZ
悟空：這又是幹什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjZrlfbrj9
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNt3eD3Jna
悟空：哦。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7Yc4fnTbn
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHqHxzpM8o
閻王：哈哈哈哈！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2oNZtCXIz
悟空：哈哈哈哈！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAthZ1ujYeq
閻王：你笑什麽？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SF4Ooe8Q8
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAQythpBUg
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8sI7qmNOR
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaTTI55F5v
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSBkCx1nuG
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY4dDeuvaR
悟空：什麽意思？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0gSSBRVYE
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYybGMWmsAA
悟空：我活到300歲就死？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicjELB6x5L
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBeHjLxSAl
悟空：誰寫的？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQkGCUP73V
閻王：我寫的。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEEAYHcZOz
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEASBiudyD
閻王：不改！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wmHE7EjrI
悟空：我改。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHluv3sE8L
閻王：有本事你來改。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux1A0dvsRj
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurCVrKglcQ
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmIbkNh77H
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqavEPsas3y
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqKDlO8fJI
閻王：來人！快快拿下！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN1bAP55z6
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHvqO1v1JB
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYooXDoTnyK
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZznQf1gpDU
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbROCdGpj52
閻王：啊漆！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTepHygP2ea
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtdQWcGji0
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW8UH5y1ZU
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ0zH2MTR4
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx90sEYrxEk
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DYqWxoos1
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRzHNzUDqL
（又在後面加了一個0）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KIPnmfoqo
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCfbs1U7lh
（又開始加0加0……）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQv8jOGojz
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb23mQqzsL
悟空：來人，續紙！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9shseEdbF5
閻王：給。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPllB23F9c
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziePzkwsUS
悟空：來人，續紙！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CW4ekDZfS
閻王：給。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHJuwc35Cq
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtQK5SkAnp
悟空：你有沒有火機？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPby4bp40Pb
閻王：要火機幹嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUYnbx3qIn
悟空：燒掉這張紙。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGsGV9OJiS
閻王：啊！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXguR8QRis
悟空：火機伺候。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL4AXmlgVa
閻王：沒有。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfHNZzgux4
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L3Wx8wTXB
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnpgFo0Igv
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKztwJ8hnMZ
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGw8oxeYmU
（哄！紙燒了）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaldMT9AIi
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYCs913KsH
悟空：還有紙嘛？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4leTmcEfWX
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFnYkT6WXk
悟空：還有沒有紙？！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKUS7zcOCn
閻王：有。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tQ0hjsdxQ
悟空：全部拿來。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiySB2NBw9j
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcerH4k10D
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz2A5vGFXR
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J8VJV6vuz
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwuVeO8AWA
閻王：我不寫了。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rjOHBLlSF
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9fqG0zywq
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNmXPj49Qx
（哄哄大火燒起！）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuv5N02U7P
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEM630lnVu
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2EIyfiEbe
閻王：額。。。91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzMk3h7lFo
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）91Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBvgB1cYir
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