太白金星領聖旨，出南天門，腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JxAaOy7nJ
洞口附近，有一群猴子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLEpaiJgWL
太白金星：額。這麽多猴子，哪個是孫悟空呀？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nFR45lhyE
走近猴群。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYdPkzdVWF
太白金星：你是孫悟空？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPu2DfFF9h
猴子甲：不是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXYKdKSGkB
太白金星：你是孫悟空？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTYp3IAOPP
猴子乙：不是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR76sfWwtyf
太白金星：你是孫悟空？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuuwSGGc1e
…………74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GluBHiY3J
問來問去，問到通背猿猴。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRWqbesuD3
太白金星：你是孫悟空？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUricQjYED
通背猿猴：孫悟空？沒聽說過。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGTelhUxis
太白金星：這裏沒叫孫悟空的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTwVsp0t1y
通背猿猴：沒啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ykcaLEsNY
太白金星：這裏是花果山水簾洞吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZnRNnzgIo
通背猿猴：是啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh50uW5aym1
太白金星：奇怪，花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vqBjuDxmm
通背猿猴：你找孫悟空幹嘛？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0zV1DYilv
太白金星：我奉玉帝聖旨，召孫悟空上天做官。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTg83em29X
通背猿猴：哦。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucF1mXqfRk
太白金星：這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHSWh7c3wp
通背猿猴：沒有。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi0BxrYTJL
眾猴：沒有，沒有。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0ttjNGKBU
太白金星：唉，我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBz1m2Y0wC
轉身要走，被通背攔住。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt8tvIlqpB
通背猿猴：孫悟空這名字不錯。我，我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX64giH6kHW
太白金星：這個……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1fec9qkT5
通背猿猴：找不到孫悟空，你怎麽向玉帝交差？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1by10nQCd
太白金星：好吧，只能這樣。孫悟空，你我馬上上天。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF17zuRq4r
嘭——！的一聲，通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBGHKeI84c
眾猴一看，是悟空拿著金箍棒，從通背腦後打了一棍。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMxqTWhm0A
眾猴：大王！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu9qFZNxre
悟空：花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王，又名孫悟空，在此！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLth0XcpTR
太白金星：你是孫悟空啊！你也早點出來啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy4aaqGh3D
悟空：我還不夠早？我從水簾洞到這，路上還練了一段小跑。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsei7hIYDsM
通背猿猴摸著腦袋，從地上爬起來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV36f9YCfh3
通背猿猴：哎呀，好疼！好疼！大王，你也叫孫悟空？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GuZHB53v0
悟空：你被我一棍打暈，還能聽到我說話？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KhEDu5gbS
通背猿猴：我沒暈，我只是昏。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYucq8EZUd
悟空：為什麽冒充我？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVuukxcVqo
通背猿猴：大王，我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好，我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字，是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰，所以冒充。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrfnaJzqCc
悟空：以後你只能敬仰，不能再冒充。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFHqrJgN3n
太白金星伸出一根手指，圍著悟空，在悟空身上戳來戳去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1JdUBRISR
悟空：老頭，幹嗎？你這是在練一陽指麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImfkZ3Tmem
太白金星：不，不。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnUbIAVxu6
悟空：你在練六脈神劍？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNO6y7QXIe
太白金星：也不，也不。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uHe5U5Rv9
悟空：那你……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1YuHlqjcn
太白金星：我在上界，聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你，是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby8MvMpck1
悟空：我經受強光的沐浴和輻射，我石胳膊、石腿的，都發生質變，已經不是石頭。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbUZhJCGI6
太白金星：什麽發出的強光？有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Jp4QH8yxd
悟空：發光的物體的形狀是圓形，從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響，發出萬道金光。金光過後，冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSbfgzhMDu
太白金星：哈！是我們上界元子彈的神效！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5ggx9sUKn
悟空：元子彈？是什麽東東？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKuyTPSGJI
太白金星：是我們上界秘密研製的武器。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc69C7jqcTL
悟空：一聲巨響，發光又冒那麽多煙，還秘密研製？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEJJ8QSKT2
太白金星：你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年，治這個病也幾百年。今天，今天終於發現治療方法啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wf3GMRpfR
悟空：不要放棄治療。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0Jp3nruno
太白金星：謝謝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYvBzVYLaV
悟空：祝你早日康復。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0n51xXqz8
太白金星：謝謝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3he05Mux2
悟空：帶我上天做官。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMpGMcjx1W
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEXB48z3u4
兩人來到靈霄殿，太白朝上禮拜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm1DrfRziA
太白金星：臣領聖旨，把花果山的孫悟空召來了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgTieFU0NF
玉帝：愛卿，你怎麽去了這麽久？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3Ic3ehJlK
太白金星：老臣到花果山，四處打聽孫悟空，都說沒這號人。後來呀，才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人，回來交差。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJic6xNT7L
玉帝（打哈）：我等你等你，等的我在殿上睡了一覺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxXQioXHti
太白金星：陛下，孫悟空是第一次上天，第一次看到天上的美景，途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDvxJ2jkfM
玉帝：太白，你這麽大歲數的人，不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVxVlcHjyn
悟空：咳，你要封我做官？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6xU4YbTMO
玉帝：這位是？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkoL6MfCRz
悟空：我就是第1個名字叫美猴王，第2個名字叫孫悟空，有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoOCvPkidR
玉帝：你說你是孫悟空就行了，聽的我又想睡覺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ0hP5Iarn
悟空：要封官給我，就快封吧。封完官，你再睡一覺，養養精神。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yBVCsgbDW
玉帝：諸位愛卿，天宮哪有閑置合適的官職？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiew2xCFIOw
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQZ558ZVCo
武曲星：陛下，天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處，都不少官。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO0n4qaE69
玉帝（伸懶腰）：愛卿，以後看到我想睡，說話要言簡意賅。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUlhDpuDGA
武曲星：咦，禦馬監正缺一個管事。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsg1bOjBAg
玉帝：孫悟空，朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllPb9SQqqu
悟空：弼馬溫是什麽官？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJycHR3hnD
玉帝：看管天河的天馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fs7NiXWmN
悟空：讓我看馬？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFexR3m3oY1
玉帝：是天馬，會飛的馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYhPVZpQx
悟空：還是馬嗎。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0E4nxa4dv
玉帝：天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬，飛來飛去，欣賞天宮的美景。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0dglKbUE7
悟空：下次召我，不會讓你久等。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FGg6m4dnC
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任，看到千匹天馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HuilxINpe
悟空：天上的馬，會飛，都是神馬吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAuTXtkYTD
副官：孫管事，天上的馬，是天馬。是不是神馬，不知道。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwM15b76NT
悟空：你神馬都不知道？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVYljDFVRh
副官：我真的不知道神馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2hZ7O2q2N
悟空：天上神仙騎的天馬，當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeMiDU6L1Q
副官：明白。天馬就是神馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD1pebvYgB
兩人走進馬群，一匹馬飛起來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDLyCMzjSt
悟空：啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoTREv6uQN
副官：神馬都能飛。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83spTvGNN5
悟空：我騎上一匹，先試飛一次。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP0UWnqPck
副官：管事，你不暈馬吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgFAPnK1Gx
悟空：暈馬？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48jam4MwOx
副官：騎馬頭暈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSQMuNS21P
悟空：我騎馬，一向頭暈的是馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBynmn0DR4j
副官：那就好。不暈馬的人，不用吃暈馬藥。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvTIsiP65B
悟空跨上一匹馬，準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEO5VupWH3
悟空：幹什麽？我馬上要起飛了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjH5U4XGtz
副官：你不暈，馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtnOEYCunu
悟空：啊！造藥的醫生，是獸醫？是人醫？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkHiAddTH5
副官：是仙醫。造的是仙藥，人獸通用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp5khFlFrg
副官拿來暈馬藥，馬吃下肚子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjcC56LL3E
悟空：3、2、1，起飛！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe7EM05IcA
神馬托著悟空飛呀，飛呀，飛呀……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfFXjRsPaU
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景，感覺有點累，返回禦馬監。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHavkcvXyxG
副官：孫管事，馬沒暈吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9iKrdyv0A
悟空：沒。我累的快暈了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb95F1qF7s
副官：你吃點暈馬藥？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimRksw2fWD
悟空：額，你留著自己吃吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhy0q2yQAg
悟空正在禦馬監大睡，副官大叫著跑進來，驚醒悟空。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaNDcDyqKP
副官：不好啦！不好啦！神馬暈倒啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaW0r0chjv
悟空：什嘛暈倒啦？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6Fj1ZtN2u
副官：神馬！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFRU58Hrmg
悟空：什嘛？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrdLtvUhMO
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外，看到一匹神馬倒在地上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxn1GZjq0o
副官：孫管事，是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjO98wV3vT
悟空：吃過暈馬藥，怎麽會暈倒？叫獸醫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YWKUPmD5G
副官：天宮沒有獸醫，只有仙醫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHUy2xKLKg
悟空：叫仙醫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBwwWZG872
副官叫來仙醫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n8wJB7iij
仙醫遠近望了望馬，上下聞了聞馬，前後診了診，全身切了切。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz985Cru2UE
仙醫：管事，你看這馬，鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏，全身發熱。這馬，感冒了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqF9c9uuzg
悟空：昨天還好好的，托著我飛來飛去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhhteUVJSY
仙醫：飛什麽地方？什麽天氣？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVQoes4k8G
悟空：飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnQ9UPk171
仙醫：飛的高不高？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzRTdN09g6
悟空：人馬在天上，在高空飛行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywn1YR3Fi2
仙醫：有沒有遇到高空中的氣流？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduuH6YcQuw
悟空：先遇到一股強大的冷氣流，後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbT7qpP4Ch
仙官：一冷一熱，有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣，會感冒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ793ytHiSNT
忽然，又有10匹神馬倒在地上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4892aFt5j
不一會兒，竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b4PWIxp3u
仙官：開始傳染啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBRFKJ5au9
副官：孫管事，這可怎麽辦？！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfWuumajwD
悟空：神馬的事要保密，不能傳揚。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NlmArzlz9
副官：大人放心，我會保密，不會讓你丟官。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDL7DetJTf
悟空：我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬，保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去，天宮會……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpzscwfGCO
副官：會怎樣？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmBSA0tRXw
悟空：會很危險。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCY4uEixFy
副官：那，這上千匹神馬倒在地上，怎麽掩人耳目？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QT3uIHuyj
悟空：對外，說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器，代號**病毒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveL0Byhg46
副官：SM？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklsATgR8gh
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