太白金星領聖旨，出南天門，腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxYlIvbwxG
洞口附近，有一群猴子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV1kqsX86W
太白金星：額。這麽多猴子，哪個是孫悟空呀？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cy08La18J
走近猴群。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFixkvg5jyB
太白金星：你是孫悟空？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhFEgPO6e8
猴子甲：不是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBAsclxUHI
太白金星：你是孫悟空？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VGyqZVuCw
猴子乙：不是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq5SRqt9UG
太白金星：你是孫悟空？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jYzxkmSTK
…………72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7OCGK8Sqx
問來問去，問到通背猿猴。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQbUqjE7PZ
太白金星：你是孫悟空？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWDch8TdpL
通背猿猴：孫悟空？沒聽說過。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvekxU4xOJi
太白金星：這裏沒叫孫悟空的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsUdKIxuis
通背猿猴：沒啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv5oEf5UZQ
太白金星：這裏是花果山水簾洞吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeNFIMH5tK
通背猿猴：是啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrJkK4HORl
太白金星：奇怪，花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyJPAQ5uSW
通背猿猴：你找孫悟空幹嘛？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRsBBxEPJK
太白金星：我奉玉帝聖旨，召孫悟空上天做官。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz0ENEdKsm
通背猿猴：哦。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wZu3rUwDi
太白金星：這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObo2f95oQg
通背猿猴：沒有。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOaJ1fpH6b
眾猴：沒有，沒有。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv3iHxYgrs
太白金星：唉，我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolFp7aeuJR
轉身要走，被通背攔住。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVGKNfyZqS
通背猿猴：孫悟空這名字不錯。我，我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFNwN2wpU8
太白金星：這個……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn2Hk4UO6N
通背猿猴：找不到孫悟空，你怎麽向玉帝交差？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn6epuCL8F
太白金星：好吧，只能這樣。孫悟空，你我馬上上天。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHDuehNhyq
嘭——！的一聲，通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bvk9MkaAW
眾猴一看，是悟空拿著金箍棒，從通背腦後打了一棍。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcYQG0p2cE
眾猴：大王！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUeLTEK3AM
悟空：花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王，又名孫悟空，在此！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPwaRtvVy4
太白金星：你是孫悟空啊！你也早點出來啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4zHTj66KC
悟空：我還不夠早？我從水簾洞到這，路上還練了一段小跑。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRz9Ovrx8Y
通背猿猴摸著腦袋，從地上爬起來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriIW9mUcQY
通背猿猴：哎呀，好疼！好疼！大王，你也叫孫悟空？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyKecLnVGz
悟空：你被我一棍打暈，還能聽到我說話？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEZhJ3sGVz
通背猿猴：我沒暈，我只是昏。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCIEckiF7R
悟空：為什麽冒充我？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCSSFbH2KA
通背猿猴：大王，我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好，我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字，是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰，所以冒充。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY8mTKDNCx
悟空：以後你只能敬仰，不能再冒充。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls8v1k7ikE
太白金星伸出一根手指，圍著悟空，在悟空身上戳來戳去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGxNLifDFU
悟空：老頭，幹嗎？你這是在練一陽指麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6y1inl9Kb
太白金星：不，不。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas2CMinB7v
悟空：你在練六脈神劍？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAmZYZhSDF
太白金星：也不，也不。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLyM0AMXlO
悟空：那你……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkLT9hgaee
太白金星：我在上界，聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你，是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZzOpkijyX
悟空：我經受強光的沐浴和輻射，我石胳膊、石腿的，都發生質變，已經不是石頭。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXtrAd7BEl
太白金星：什麽發出的強光？有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vxes9sJcl
悟空：發光的物體的形狀是圓形，從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響，發出萬道金光。金光過後，冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsBhzqDASx
太白金星：哈！是我們上界元子彈的神效！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4QPeUuWBx
悟空：元子彈？是什麽東東？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbmTJWpLQa
太白金星：是我們上界秘密研製的武器。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ7b72d2F3
悟空：一聲巨響，發光又冒那麽多煙，還秘密研製？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVcbck0uQ6
太白金星：你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年，治這個病也幾百年。今天，今天終於發現治療方法啦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwA2D40S8Y
悟空：不要放棄治療。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwUyUbYmOF
太白金星：謝謝。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJQTTiSj49
悟空：祝你早日康復。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8g0uUDpeW
太白金星：謝謝。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzVQzQPKbq
悟空：帶我上天做官。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbxG64t7mw
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxZuED04Wk
兩人來到靈霄殿，太白朝上禮拜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAqcBxXwkp
太白金星：臣領聖旨，把花果山的孫悟空召來了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm20QInazL
玉帝：愛卿，你怎麽去了這麽久？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKh5zSGdWd
太白金星：老臣到花果山，四處打聽孫悟空，都說沒這號人。後來呀，才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人，回來交差。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL48SSAJCLw
玉帝（打哈）：我等你等你，等的我在殿上睡了一覺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI0RshHCjK
太白金星：陛下，孫悟空是第一次上天，第一次看到天上的美景，途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMqS7R4H4p
玉帝：太白，你這麽大歲數的人，不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3b63CzHuv
悟空：咳，你要封我做官？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQm5qJjWwq
玉帝：這位是？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmNMYJa9OT
悟空：我就是第1個名字叫美猴王，第2個名字叫孫悟空，有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7OMHkwNV5
玉帝：你說你是孫悟空就行了，聽的我又想睡覺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHZArEb0Kt
悟空：要封官給我，就快封吧。封完官，你再睡一覺，養養精神。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkiWZmJfQf
玉帝：諸位愛卿，天宮哪有閑置合適的官職？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1TA4roSFv
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH58VaCL5v
武曲星：陛下，天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處，都不少官。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWblzyrjY2
玉帝（伸懶腰）：愛卿，以後看到我想睡，說話要言簡意賅。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O0mqP9Rb5
武曲星：咦，禦馬監正缺一個管事。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBg6WSUGqqo
玉帝：孫悟空，朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EFdh6e0IE
悟空：弼馬溫是什麽官？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCBA3mfV6l
玉帝：看管天河的天馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOccZb6fKJ
悟空：讓我看馬？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIZl7eWATF
玉帝：是天馬，會飛的馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXktoQ2733
悟空：還是馬嗎。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6SKfJ0XZe
玉帝：天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬，飛來飛去，欣賞天宮的美景。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOXvFmhsp6
悟空：下次召我，不會讓你久等。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhvbkGA7Gu
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任，看到千匹天馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdcupvIqbW
悟空：天上的馬，會飛，都是神馬吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrgGUS3Rpy
副官：孫管事，天上的馬，是天馬。是不是神馬，不知道。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwBTMohPY1
悟空：你神馬都不知道？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySlvM53zig
副官：我真的不知道神馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOg5PHklce
悟空：天上神仙騎的天馬，當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BDHQuAVSA
副官：明白。天馬就是神馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3VQl79i0V
兩人走進馬群，一匹馬飛起來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXjEZm5eVJ
悟空：啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTCwyWxd0H
副官：神馬都能飛。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQixfhyG09
悟空：我騎上一匹，先試飛一次。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcklXNHLTaP
副官：管事，你不暈馬吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc91rRFYa5T
悟空：暈馬？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbajiu8ImW
副官：騎馬頭暈。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteiL7pJErw
悟空：我騎馬，一向頭暈的是馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BpNCmWbxT
副官：那就好。不暈馬的人，不用吃暈馬藥。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy8UobCiCG
悟空跨上一匹馬，準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYSiQlh5gk
悟空：幹什麽？我馬上要起飛了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT8CD3YkJg
副官：你不暈，馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcqXzSYNyO
悟空：啊！造藥的醫生，是獸醫？是人醫？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbzPcyFrKq
副官：是仙醫。造的是仙藥，人獸通用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmKuKaciQC
副官拿來暈馬藥，馬吃下肚子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FouTtmnZF
悟空：3、2、1，起飛！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxgbanGXQW
神馬托著悟空飛呀，飛呀，飛呀……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm1bZhZ8rw
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景，感覺有點累，返回禦馬監。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorg6yT6kYr
副官：孫管事，馬沒暈吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkoZpLPNTh
悟空：沒。我累的快暈了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI9QH5rpuS
副官：你吃點暈馬藥？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydxKhLSn9Z
悟空：額，你留著自己吃吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lut7iAmAF
悟空正在禦馬監大睡，副官大叫著跑進來，驚醒悟空。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHise4lW5uS
副官：不好啦！不好啦！神馬暈倒啦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh8pH4WZgQ
悟空：什嘛暈倒啦？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlrTs6sXqh
副官：神馬！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqLWoFjOJR
悟空：什嘛？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW0tJVhVUq
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外，看到一匹神馬倒在地上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqj4WmfAWl
副官：孫管事，是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCpnJmKrHw
悟空：吃過暈馬藥，怎麽會暈倒？叫獸醫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMxYokzdYG
副官：天宮沒有獸醫，只有仙醫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSF3jm8f0z
悟空：叫仙醫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJm2VC2PJj
副官叫來仙醫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmsfpA3VPz
仙醫遠近望了望馬，上下聞了聞馬，前後診了診，全身切了切。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu726HTEKEO
仙醫：管事，你看這馬，鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏，全身發熱。這馬，感冒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj1RR0yuRz
悟空：昨天還好好的，托著我飛來飛去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k5IzSXoJf
仙醫：飛什麽地方？什麽天氣？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUQbykoCYs
悟空：飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4uNHoEbj3
仙醫：飛的高不高？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXClrLy3wA
悟空：人馬在天上，在高空飛行。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWlQOCUYCW
仙醫：有沒有遇到高空中的氣流？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyO72ZqOOf
悟空：先遇到一股強大的冷氣流，後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymifMpQJYy
仙官：一冷一熱，有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣，會感冒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt68sqts2D
忽然，又有10匹神馬倒在地上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgND0sJP4f2
不一會兒，竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8obM4qMh7f
仙官：開始傳染啦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui2fi35TK7
副官：孫管事，這可怎麽辦？！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JKLWmeYXV
悟空：神馬的事要保密，不能傳揚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxEMIez1jd
副官：大人放心，我會保密，不會讓你丟官。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOkyTctthN
悟空：我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬，保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去，天宮會……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFoWaDPeOX
副官：會怎樣？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYNzKcte6c
悟空：會很危險。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkqIHdo4bO
副官：那，這上千匹神馬倒在地上，怎麽掩人耳目？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI82KV2iQA
悟空：對外，說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器，代號**病毒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugkJ5PCL6X
副官：SM？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwWCmmKIOm
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