（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kdLbaU2po
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcqPqyhJ23
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CAYjG2UJ5
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlhefmTeZU
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x2cdRxTOY
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX91koYezOQ
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9rg9kg4cj
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbynZHzMBq
菩提祖師：有多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznfMvT5CHz
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbPwk6NwPu
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIir8sICeN
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUkmvpXliQ
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Fn48O5rQP
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUfXC2CA9B
菩提祖師：是滴！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5kusOFseG
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1sGggYh33
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKAW4NKrFu
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gaqpYxY8k
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL1LDYcfej
悟空：師父為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s5Cu5oezq
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8F5iiJ9nw
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BqRzAs8sf
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAJr5c1ydX
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXhOfcL8XD
菩提祖師：拿來我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeAmjntYsa
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOLSFXTX0q
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72AAQXYBC7
悟空：現在不能捉了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRDT61uoS1
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9hlb9ntYr
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbeiFSzwEZ
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDhbhT7AkK
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaKsOftPVO
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigEpipeLYZ
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0b9FJttWl
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTRhD30Xyw
悟空：是滴。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fCcXzUqmF
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxGPitE4KY
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDshm1fWdH
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g65U7HPg4
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T7XRY6yyh
菩提祖師：這還差不多！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyxo3Wp8Zd
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV4jenvQwA
菩提祖師：說！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYUyK96De
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D9Cg1DJLQ
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvkFmphs5E
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTffeqmMmF
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcVrFcoLsV
悟空：什麽是術道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGEWzClZVB
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKT4VZiH7v
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu60Nm4i4J
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWVAosPxiX
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R1fs6GQwu
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ueC6XFmBC
悟空：什麽是流道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIWOqSFjXR
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdF1M2VuS1
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXMalLys7k
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEFQnHgs8j
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4uSArxRKG
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGpycp0cks
悟空：什麽是靜道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQfjrkY5yM
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfeFopHf4q
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLJj1BV8jW
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWOkVZN41g
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzZ3gamAVb
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv8zKYy450
悟空：動道又是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZifljJECwi
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMvChZKM6v
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4UFjEsCoU
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn00a3TTOSK
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1Xv0rJ5SE
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqPoRfLr6b
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QWFXpdxzk
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsTXDdKwju
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwcoU9rs3l
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpWdKiZhDe
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qdPuac1T2
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcivjmMSMD
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1axOwbtBY1
悟空：那我走了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzmDXPoUSt
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM3oOAwxA1
（悟空找到便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0xj5aHA7O
悟空：師父請用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IJzc0GXCr
（菩提祖師撒完尿）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuSfrQ9yYY
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM76ZMWn11
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpshCkrBMy1
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zLYiKmhWv
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYanw4Ko0Hv
菩提祖師：好吧！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjljK7e07W
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaax7rZps6
菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnbIMEtrfb
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs7jmMWree
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH51IaCfrCd
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahuj3Fb6z9
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5UBeTBgrr
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5j3WZFf5v
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd8pJ0e2Vd
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjjjGADG7U
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRgZTK88P1
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqJnpu16TY
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bEYR1RmC5
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfymta5SOl
悟空：變身之法是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gq5OUL5cu
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQXninXZLG
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMORnEGOImY
菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKCKwgGv0n
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3ilTLcTzY
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKC7pzl4kv
悟空：啊！這個……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOEEcNQgIT
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJVNvncM7e
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjoB37od5z
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRMIgfSxPr
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMjcQ90Yv2
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDdxNzG0Ra
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qcfBWmTPh
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cOO1SDdmZ
悟空：那就學72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8to7tPM4Z
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlo6dUrAjS
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMWgluZNIc
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xvMTZ28Ln
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQemDGnaPv
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vP3dvIHgp
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyr7KlUYOm
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwPwXbsBK6
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0kzRvkOQ6
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4klksjITi
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlPhDxAJIR
悟空：會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS1yU2VumE
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAwneygpxn
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLR5sES9FU
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwQ8EM6R3a
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGpRSdzZtz
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30A3nSqDaL
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nyAaRnOqS
菩提祖師：有道理。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJi1kZJGXi
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEkb2wMgcs
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEjqtDwXIY
悟空：我飛——！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIboahIC9FK
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOrIPKinUR
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddDWLzenm0
菩提祖師：速度太慢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzOmSzglr1
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6Y3aUYDI6
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngVNIHNEaS
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yntVwQI7Q
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4Xz2wZeBx
悟空：不解！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJRoUrJ7wO
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVWV0YLmDz
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYtVHc0XUi
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvcdJ2dKOo
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iKkslnKNN
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqaCeLyHEg
悟空：頭跟雲？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqfi2Yexpx
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVScmoy7VdE
悟空：速度有多快？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cNT7bHqen
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oBIrF8Xbz
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLaGLxECKc
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrLXDDlPfU
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOvfq2r0NI
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQtSImWXLE
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUztrusTEi
菩提祖師：自身不會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBwm53CEyK
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2NaamgaGA
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUDyXrEdWZ
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfirYiPrg0
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmbUvhWuwM
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1lor4cG6W
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqIOj37syA
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOFKHNGouC
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq4XIjanUB
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByO7H0THKP
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVKggXPGOL
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzCbVRSJKL
悟空：師父？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo5Pz6T7Sg
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodMWa45CNf
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAuoFVsmYi
悟空：我的進化鼠？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJgxTrjK6L
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzTkBGGgVc
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0pdAAN94R
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdifeodtOTh
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sdGxKUgFn
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEZosb33bl
悟空：意外。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVPys2ohBK
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJxDM3DcHH
仙童：遵命。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1WMWN7iWD
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikSsonpILp
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNy9DNcUEu
悟空：啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgd10fREw3
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZGWwP3w5e
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfPX1JrYgA
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppGT2Kjo7j
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJtbPPRSdL
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqopw0mJWG
悟空：什嘛？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnidrqaXNh
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM38amE2V3w
悟空：我……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHHTPDwar1
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKMFKkewcF
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfY10qBaHE
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ0i8P9DAL
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVjlfA65lz
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdON0qPJ2J
悟空：啊！我走，我走。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHXILFkRyy
菩提祖師：快走！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8dfXvTXNl
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqA1PDbAUD
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