(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAnpKIVa7R8Z
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)68Please respect copyright.PENANAuognjptnaz
(海底)68Please respect copyright.PENANAamiO57y1bh
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)68Please respect copyright.PENANA4mXpf6sjoU
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAgPbB0kGfS8
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)68Please respect copyright.PENANAzlt7BECl38
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。68Please respect copyright.PENANAUoQTKfCZeh
龍王:死了沒?68Please respect copyright.PENANA1NDc4hQFre
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。68Please respect copyright.PENANA9dXAx2tFfM
龍王:再探。68Please respect copyright.PENANAq42IAeI9mh
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)68Please respect copyright.PENANAMnCzAOqh0a
夜叉:死了!死了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAwUFigKdqXw
(夜叉報回水晶宮)68Please respect copyright.PENANAb8PbqAZ1hz
夜叉:報大王,死了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAWkoO8TN1FH
(呼!悟空出現!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAoIO66wjIVO
悟空:誰死了?68Please respect copyright.PENANAnl47rbptys
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!68Please respect copyright.PENANAlLepyrPgOy
龍王:你誰呀?68Please respect copyright.PENANA4nsvXsBUtJ
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!68Please respect copyright.PENANABpVoTj67IS
龍王:沒聽說過!68Please respect copyright.PENANAIBkyWiMfWr
悟空:現在你聽說過了?68Please respect copyright.PENANAXNGY9rVNSh
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsbrKplsDOa
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽68Please respect copyright.PENANA2JmPOY8L22
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANAJEKPJGyFrH
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?68Please respect copyright.PENANAjpiNqwXaQz
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAxf8ur6KDNb
龍王:沒有!送客!68Please respect copyright.PENANADjBI2QSyGH
(咚!——)68Please respect copyright.PENANAdOpiusdXme
(啊!——)68Please respect copyright.PENANAUUM44oQgCu
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)68Please respect copyright.PENANAqUE6aW0wXL
龍王:你……你敢打我?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAbaLU24HhLJ
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?68Please respect copyright.PENANAhH0u32DpYe
龍王:明白。68Please respect copyright.PENANAYxv8nSucy1
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。68Please respect copyright.PENANA1I755TfJeh
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?68Please respect copyright.PENANAOnxhHOjjgG
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。68Please respect copyright.PENANAHIrtN6NIdU
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。68Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ036asnck
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。68Please respect copyright.PENANAW1ANV610YQ
龍王:好!我們再來一次。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmnN7xvFlmJ
悟空:給你一次機會。68Please respect copyright.PENANALXQUjZQ2KN
(…………)68Please respect copyright.PENANAdFOLLu6UOy
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?68Please respect copyright.PENANA85jbDVslSs
悟空:我來求一件兵器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQod82VslZH
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!68Please respect copyright.PENANAzuFiTu8r9H
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪68Please respect copyright.PENANAl0yq1qUNkE
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。68Please respect copyright.PENANA928C0gXmkc
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?68Please respect copyright.PENANARoHMxMq0S3
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!68Please respect copyright.PENANAqlciIfV2jc
龍王:來人!取兵器來!68Please respect copyright.PENANAcxPfKAHaY2
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)68Please respect copyright.PENANAqOdLlUH9Fc
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?68Please respect copyright.PENANAjSF38DqDLk
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?68Please respect copyright.PENANA4MCSaIdV8u
龍王:這刀不好?68Please respect copyright.PENANAX9XNqdtSZH
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世68Please respect copyright.PENANA4L3ZnRKgcN
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。68Please respect copyright.PENANArSaQGrkE5V
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。68Please respect copyright.PENANADvk5d2iCzn
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJKHp3UxPgt
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!68Please respect copyright.PENANAVmQ3CT5e37
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)68Please respect copyright.PENANA5ml84cW9a0
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?68Please respect copyright.PENANAdpUT93q8jv
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?68Please respect copyright.PENANAxNzePwKkKR
龍王:這叉不好?68Please respect copyright.PENANAhQo8p8WmJc
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjyQkKTbCpf
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEJzuzt3f3a
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。68Please respect copyright.PENANAvcMUTadJrw
龍王:來人!再取兵器!68Please respect copyright.PENANAGKtZoEguf2
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)68Please respect copyright.PENANA5PeQqINN1f
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?68Please respect copyright.PENANANmasJhCxXa
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?68Please respect copyright.PENANAOH4nFMHEtI
龍王:這戟不好?68Please respect copyright.PENANAUfET72gbOQ
悟空:是神器嗎?68Please respect copyright.PENANAqPxd2kyv5W
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。68Please respect copyright.PENANA82FauY97Ig
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。68Please respect copyright.PENANAlcitAMn1xF
龍王:來人!再取兵器!68Please respect copyright.PENANAd8w2Swgrjw
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAkRPx5WpDoO
龍王:怎麽可能?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAfElsJBWn66
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。68Please respect copyright.PENANAZDPp3TL4uP
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAgCUkXAn3p7
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)68Please respect copyright.PENANAyVLg8AA3pd
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANACFQJSAXBG6
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAn9KFg9Ct8t
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!68Please respect copyright.PENANA1afkKCTuS8
龍王:我冒險試試。68Please respect copyright.PENANArP4yVA15IJ
(走到悟空身前)68Please respect copyright.PENANAbDpQtzLhlu
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……68Please respect copyright.PENANAv6MfDtlWmI
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?68Please respect copyright.PENANAEA25lUUc61
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。68Please respect copyright.PENANAS0O8YshGhG
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!68Please respect copyright.PENANAYn4vHeXUiz
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!68Please respect copyright.PENANAocu5tLm1MF
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。68Please respect copyright.PENANA4cuBE55Opf
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jivp1haY6
悟空:你說什嘛?68Please respect copyright.PENANAsi4GJbALdk
龍王:那件神器拿不動!68Please respect copyright.PENANAGOrqncyClv
悟空:到底是什麽神器?68Please respect copyright.PENANAQmxZ825NrO
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。68Please respect copyright.PENANAgI4ha6wQi9
悟空:同意。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJuQam1aon9
(兩人來到深海處)68Please respect copyright.PENANAchqCC3aDZd
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。68Please respect copyright.PENANAHeCU8dGR1m
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。68Please respect copyright.PENANAPDcm0yUtAX
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?68Please respect copyright.PENANAPLQNcBp3uh
龍王:你急什麽。68Please respect copyright.PENANAnS3VytXQ9G
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjNuec3vy1c
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。68Please respect copyright.PENANAvzB5ZUN1Ev
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGvGKmveeYF
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!68Please respect copyright.PENANAgSEpZR4aV9
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?68Please respect copyright.PENANASYsbSAml69
龍王:秘密。68Please respect copyright.PENANAlO7x9LeMWw
悟空:目的地還沒到?68Please respect copyright.PENANA5ei4i0qVzx
龍王:你來看——!68Please respect copyright.PENANAqCEBMK7DBK
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)68Please respect copyright.PENANALSluOCmze7
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfFP6TfMBBF
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!68Please respect copyright.PENANAnfZQHOrmiC
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。68Please respect copyright.PENANA9mPDs3BLcr
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!68Please respect copyright.PENANAwPLvUabops
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?68Please respect copyright.PENANAgl2pQCTnLL
龍王:我也不知道。68Please respect copyright.PENANADv8Q8QxFOa
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAmgOxaImdsg
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANAQyGT6lTSqz
悟空:果然是。68Please respect copyright.PENANASlEjV1vDXw
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。68Please respect copyright.PENANAiY8GedFuu0
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?68Please respect copyright.PENANA0U4QgeNvJQ
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!68Please respect copyright.PENANAUGxTGwPMyo
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?68Please respect copyright.PENANAFRBHEpvQnV
龍王:我也不知道。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXXxKsW6Z1T
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)68Please respect copyright.PENANAcmwX7GI4B0
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANAcEXfbq1t5X
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。68Please respect copyright.PENANAAINhy0ekTc
龍王:是全名。68Please respect copyright.PENANASzv8PKPWAy
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?68Please respect copyright.PENANAwGTnMei9E3
龍王:你要幹嘛?68Please respect copyright.PENANAhw6GHcMwqd
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAAbig43Z2tw
龍王:帶了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAgHSZjBGpNI
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。68Please respect copyright.PENANAm6adnfTgYS
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANALKGU47vNTd
(拿刀遞過去)68Please respect copyright.PENANAR5XGKcW3gx
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。68Please respect copyright.PENANAETlZZ6Bp5G
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)68Please respect copyright.PENANAmSoBMInIiF
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。68Please respect copyright.PENANArrzeU5rnLQ
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)68Please respect copyright.PENANAzsW4GVLLkg
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……68Please respect copyright.PENANA4Al78P4L7K
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。68Please respect copyright.PENANAbfDFohGIta
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)68Please respect copyright.PENANAI4llc0WhjO
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?68Please respect copyright.PENANAoDZignHkM9
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAqP3C5ZmmBx
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAuwGkzEuMXo
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。68Please respect copyright.PENANAvZKvgZ1ER6
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)68Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ywzr1CIw4
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!68Please respect copyright.PENANAXlAJCo0dAF
龍王:借我也用用。68Please respect copyright.PENANALviJHnb4hZ
悟空:沒得說。68Please respect copyright.PENANAazqKLlMqtA
(遞給龍王)68Please respect copyright.PENANA85a0BN9R1h
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAtg9Pa7beSs
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!68Please respect copyright.PENANA8fjDkxR1zs
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!68Please respect copyright.PENANAnWCtmuHaAa
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!68Please respect copyright.PENANABY3bIP6lRq
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)68Please respect copyright.PENANAdukh0cD2Lc
龍王:出!68Please respect copyright.PENANAGsEAgqkFbw
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)68Please respect copyright.PENANA1HehbA6NBx
龍王:還你!68Please respect copyright.PENANAoOArvIQ7xO
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?68Please respect copyright.PENANAdpFRyFBYc9
龍王:神器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXtjUwa9ypa
悟空:是什麽神器?68Please respect copyright.PENANAzR9hXjrHhT
龍王:你思考一下就知道。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGzYFVknf4q
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。68Please respect copyright.PENANAK91v0txNpQ
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)68Please respect copyright.PENANAStMKvCiEsh
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAPfv9jjGCwa
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAz7qepcWngZ
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!68Please respect copyright.PENANAmojiyqrNw8
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAJRNL003xZt
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)68Please respect copyright.PENANAGvW0PPdh0l
(牛魔王還在睡)68Please respect copyright.PENANAo0KAgQTqwG
悟空:本大王來也!68Please respect copyright.PENANAtavjoqpLiJ
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?68Please respect copyright.PENANA33gxdrUrQ6
悟空:你什麽意思?68Please respect copyright.PENANADmbZOReb5C
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?68Please respect copyright.PENANAlxof1csyj5
悟空:這句的前面那句。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfvRu1C8O5D
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAt2I8UvbBEc
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAj5HpfZY7AM
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。68Please respect copyright.PENANAoUlo0HdHCp
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?68Please respect copyright.PENANADTxYXahzz5
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?68Please respect copyright.PENANA1A8yW5SQLv
悟空:還要我教你?68Please respect copyright.PENANAw8UQkNZbSV
通背猿猴:我想不出來。68Please respect copyright.PENANAeVvFSYSLBu
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼68Please respect copyright.PENANAUGUKXNw2rf
很容易想到。68Please respect copyright.PENANA0AyV8363am
通背猿猴:明白。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJWcFl6uJfW
悟空:別辜負我對你的……68Please respect copyright.PENANA3N6e3D2osa
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)68Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ7B4BFx2k
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)68Please respect copyright.PENANAr8v5Viqnht
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)68Please respect copyright.PENANA1phXV3K9nQ
通背猿猴:大王,有事?68Please respect copyright.PENANApE51jpqON0
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAHbqzbTTFKJ
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAFmje3wXuhj
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?68Please respect copyright.PENANAlOEoUysirV
通背猿猴:我怕。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7JdUaKGINs
(牛魔王醒來)68Please respect copyright.PENANAV29KfUIFRc
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?68Please respect copyright.PENANAlOaG9ZgPFH
悟空:你猜。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQRmqAKZErD
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANA31xgPWZM99
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAmXJurLxlxo
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAHFtTkVQSdg
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsPnVd2O1Xy
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?68Please respect copyright.PENANAVQEZ0w9Zdv
悟空:又微又有型的武器。68Please respect copyright.PENANAx8J6q4RHXj
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。68Please respect copyright.PENANAWdqdzsXBqd
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)68Please respect copyright.PENANA5APb6s4c1W
悟空:Look!68Please respect copyright.PENANA1EzFwFkv9O
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。68Please respect copyright.PENANAenKMjTCuM6
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)68Please respect copyright.PENANAqLjbhbQgy4
悟空:通背。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjJaFWvH5WI
通背猿猴:在。68Please respect copyright.PENANAttDd0UGMfs
悟空:你來看看我的武器?68Please respect copyright.PENANAMLbE7PThjt
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。68Please respect copyright.PENANA6ur9O6GpJZ
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!68Please respect copyright.PENANAOLZ9kTWVgp
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)68Please respect copyright.PENANARCOz3m8tZ7
(水簾洞)68Please respect copyright.PENANAGipMeWaFkD
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?68Please respect copyright.PENANAxjczo7PhgZ
通背猿猴:好!68Please respect copyright.PENANAul742a1nXd
眾猴:好!好!……68Please respect copyright.PENANAdXF00r2BvA
牛魔王:好!68Please respect copyright.PENANAP4UEfp4K30
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。68Please respect copyright.PENANAROL9VqcXFZ
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAkA4kaMzBk8
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?68Please respect copyright.PENANA0yJtu4DVgB
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。68Please respect copyright.PENANABeiC04WKMU
悟空:夠兄弟!68Please respect copyright.PENANAT41M7ZoM4z
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!68Please respect copyright.PENANAdTY05P4CR8
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!68Please respect copyright.PENANAP1efMqKOI4
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。68Please respect copyright.PENANA4I28239BqM
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。68Please respect copyright.PENANAe901srmEbg
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。68Please respect copyright.PENANAeK7Zy82hBI
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!68Please respect copyright.PENANA9DlT85k1YP
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!68Please respect copyright.PENANALQnsNcavwV
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)68Please respect copyright.PENANAAtilNqGJ8M
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)68Please respect copyright.PENANAGpth0GpuBh
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