(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAebPLgdsUOF
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)66Please respect copyright.PENANAK0Kn9rK1ed
(海底)66Please respect copyright.PENANALLFg1T6WfG
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)66Please respect copyright.PENANACs6lKGz3Hf
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!66Please respect copyright.PENANA75Av4vsHEx
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)66Please respect copyright.PENANAZFTRi8m8ym
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。66Please respect copyright.PENANASZrfsdrQeV
龍王:死了沒?66Please respect copyright.PENANAj33rZBR7Pp
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。66Please respect copyright.PENANAcs7AZPhVdj
龍王:再探。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7fYjSqZ6qm
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)66Please respect copyright.PENANARNXXkVrTCh
夜叉:死了!死了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAKEiAKjupAw
(夜叉報回水晶宮)66Please respect copyright.PENANADZs9cyjhmQ
夜叉:報大王,死了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAhlcU1utQnb
(呼!悟空出現!)66Please respect copyright.PENANA3tmx6G6ioA
悟空:誰死了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAzaM96zHfX3
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!66Please respect copyright.PENANAtBN5lgjU8Q
龍王:你誰呀?66Please respect copyright.PENANAtqiXzoedhT
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!66Please respect copyright.PENANA8zlOhvvZNN
龍王:沒聽說過!66Please respect copyright.PENANAd0ugcxZCwG
悟空:現在你聽說過了?66Please respect copyright.PENANApYx2RXXGri
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7pfTe45DUz
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽66Please respect copyright.PENANAc423UM0KRR
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANASMD1ak3Gxx
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?66Please respect copyright.PENANAsrFnF33TEZ
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmqhWWd4izy
龍王:沒有!送客!66Please respect copyright.PENANATTNlOY5MBM
(咚!——)66Please respect copyright.PENANAWKhfsAvAJT
(啊!——)66Please respect copyright.PENANA3efp8RmMcE
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)66Please respect copyright.PENANAjtW5cRJq2I
龍王:你……你敢打我?!66Please respect copyright.PENANArtFzXvy98e
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxLJLNtSQmi
龍王:明白。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHzMqwz68jJ
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtHbJBbU05Z
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?66Please respect copyright.PENANAOgRqFOyXeN
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。66Please respect copyright.PENANAEBQ1JtTkVB
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtU2gZm5uex
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。66Please respect copyright.PENANARaS4CQll7m
龍王:好!我們再來一次。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYJl1sLDtbc
悟空:給你一次機會。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvBzb7CpIO0
(…………)66Please respect copyright.PENANADb7NPcWsKV
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?66Please respect copyright.PENANAkcwMxEsvo4
悟空:我來求一件兵器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAVigtOrdlL
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!66Please respect copyright.PENANAUYC7jhU6SV
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪66Please respect copyright.PENANA51ap0Wu66h
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOtB2eRTdI9
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?66Please respect copyright.PENANAW7pYWYCC3I
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!66Please respect copyright.PENANAju7NMXtLl9
龍王:來人!取兵器來!66Please respect copyright.PENANAPRazIyVlvR
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)66Please respect copyright.PENANAN5RhazGn00
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?66Please respect copyright.PENANAd73eW7uDtX
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?66Please respect copyright.PENANAOj1SLSCwPR
龍王:這刀不好?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxtSWC9rWFj
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世66Please respect copyright.PENANAaSoY2mtKJr
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。66Please respect copyright.PENANALDdjGsdEPk
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAHFBZVhjXx
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJc3ExWGoJ0
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!66Please respect copyright.PENANAEox35upnYI
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)66Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2ejoRH5AD
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxhX1XmSSlw
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?66Please respect copyright.PENANARJ37uyOzoR
龍王:這叉不好?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXj8yRY2l38
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2XTTc2Z1ql
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAlCVKslG0MN
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2LniQDV1cU
龍王:來人!再取兵器!66Please respect copyright.PENANAjxjRGT6oCl
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)66Please respect copyright.PENANAEHS5SWIc0P
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAKNBhMOnCIH
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXtzU0CPc5K
龍王:這戟不好?66Please respect copyright.PENANAuEID6yooS8
悟空:是神器嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1g7kKdkFl
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzkRxAKpGKK
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。66Please respect copyright.PENANAODpsTHzhUK
龍王:來人!再取兵器!66Please respect copyright.PENANAtO0qe5VcRG
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAccF9GmtxM8
龍王:怎麽可能?!66Please respect copyright.PENANAf48WBMdc2v
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。66Please respect copyright.PENANAN5SigqSSku
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!66Please respect copyright.PENANAHCOIWMnPfb
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)66Please respect copyright.PENANAnnsYugOcJp
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANADpPBpBLSyN
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAfNXHkwaUjL
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!66Please respect copyright.PENANAMwkcF1uRsC
龍王:我冒險試試。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIzUu5coJ2v
(走到悟空身前)66Please respect copyright.PENANAcEpbRrV8iP
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……66Please respect copyright.PENANAnFJu0K8qdU
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?66Please respect copyright.PENANAJXdGlhebwC
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGr4ARMHOg7
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!66Please respect copyright.PENANApvlIK1re9L
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!66Please respect copyright.PENANAeVzTHJkSWk
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAq5vhqiSejd
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。66Please respect copyright.PENANAntia94mc0W
悟空:你說什嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAlTihaWSiyN
龍王:那件神器拿不動!66Please respect copyright.PENANAuQuyhC9Jtd
悟空:到底是什麽神器?66Please respect copyright.PENANAsBwU2T0PTv
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJK5FFBuLYy
悟空:同意。66Please respect copyright.PENANATTiqbsc1hP
(兩人來到深海處)66Please respect copyright.PENANAmD2XA8MqDK
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。66Please respect copyright.PENANACEKaY2Te2B
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvfZ5WsoKTv
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?66Please respect copyright.PENANAN7EgO0hl7o
龍王:你急什麽。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7SFFMf3DRb
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。66Please respect copyright.PENANAhNGQ62cWaO
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。66Please respect copyright.PENANAePQECqIg1m
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJqSDBIg1cu
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!66Please respect copyright.PENANAhJld6bRwcn
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?66Please respect copyright.PENANAfgZzmEb5LB
龍王:秘密。66Please respect copyright.PENANADAKJmSESVQ
悟空:目的地還沒到?66Please respect copyright.PENANATiqWxmhXeS
龍王:你來看——!66Please respect copyright.PENANAjoZ1yBusbc
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)66Please respect copyright.PENANA0h1Ec5N17P
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzh02uIMlrS
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!66Please respect copyright.PENANACE6fwwF5WK
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYZghXXzhdP
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!66Please respect copyright.PENANAnmsZ4VIenT
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?66Please respect copyright.PENANAirllCvk5dI
龍王:我也不知道。66Please respect copyright.PENANA9uNscojc2Q
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4sA5cl4Av
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAOg4hmmOfIL
悟空:果然是。66Please respect copyright.PENANAjObEu4P2wM
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。66Please respect copyright.PENANAH8rlblLQox
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?66Please respect copyright.PENANAU178OUWGFQ
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!66Please respect copyright.PENANAR3abOxYrnM
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?66Please respect copyright.PENANA3hocWleRgC
龍王:我也不知道。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzDXWEfaPjA
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)66Please respect copyright.PENANANqkecX7MFj
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAjlH4R6BjcR
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqj5jGKEcB8
龍王:是全名。66Please respect copyright.PENANAafYAtzY4Qy
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?66Please respect copyright.PENANAo3zd5IeIlF
龍王:你要幹嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxL9HXeYgcH
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!66Please respect copyright.PENANArCeTsp7oTY
龍王:帶了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAojeKmRmbXx
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7k16rJ7t26
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAJdUkUy5rWG
(拿刀遞過去)66Please respect copyright.PENANAcezFcbUcjL
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6JQRSCgF3p
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)66Please respect copyright.PENANAbuS8IU4nVI
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQZqumXpl6j
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)66Please respect copyright.PENANAQkvnpWFAsh
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……66Please respect copyright.PENANArqouLqFLje
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqWVdmj51kV
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)66Please respect copyright.PENANAiUQA3mp8J2
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?66Please respect copyright.PENANAcSNQAW4pQN
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnDcXUgnP2u
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)66Please respect copyright.PENANA5zEK6E8Lsb
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。66Please respect copyright.PENANAyZGt5IobSC
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAgI6gAYCpQB
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!66Please respect copyright.PENANAgEAcQovluw
龍王:借我也用用。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3wvKd6ysqM
悟空:沒得說。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYjjlT7MJzN
(遞給龍王)66Please respect copyright.PENANABPDvfMbet2
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAPxcgQbUSZB
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!66Please respect copyright.PENANAqYjZotEVfB
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!66Please respect copyright.PENANAZE9FBKZHXn
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!66Please respect copyright.PENANApuDaAbC0uS
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)66Please respect copyright.PENANAMLQ3sSFwgE
龍王:出!66Please respect copyright.PENANAXmWpScc3BO
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)66Please respect copyright.PENANAdULDR8kOrv
龍王:還你!66Please respect copyright.PENANAdgsYSa2iYf
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXZKdS4p3nQ
龍王:神器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkd9cwP4eb2
悟空:是什麽神器?66Please respect copyright.PENANAmkauSTpEB3
龍王:你思考一下就知道。66Please respect copyright.PENANA44Bek5KUkJ
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgDz8gsleDh
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)66Please respect copyright.PENANAf0OX30WU1i
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。66Please respect copyright.PENANA59N6OROvrE
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAmXYPNOtbL0
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!66Please respect copyright.PENANAbkho4U8gF4
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)66Please respect copyright.PENANA2Gim6CPXrN
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)66Please respect copyright.PENANA37ZVPaKMAL
(牛魔王還在睡)66Please respect copyright.PENANA4TmNPxwuVV
悟空:本大王來也!66Please respect copyright.PENANAOLaVhNC1I8
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?66Please respect copyright.PENANANEZVsfjs3s
悟空:你什麽意思?66Please respect copyright.PENANAGV4AwX59Ws
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?66Please respect copyright.PENANA3P3MlQvlCG
悟空:這句的前面那句。66Please respect copyright.PENANAfquY3hrq8p
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAJTykWHkeZ5
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!66Please respect copyright.PENANACWq3OhnTgY
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUABNxAJR1j
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?66Please respect copyright.PENANA0RnoZ2Nf1c
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?66Please respect copyright.PENANAj1gaaMvHQ6
悟空:還要我教你?66Please respect copyright.PENANAcQVT1uE5Uq
通背猿猴:我想不出來。66Please respect copyright.PENANAi5DmIraU5c
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼66Please respect copyright.PENANAbn2TDwQwxu
很容易想到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUkVl0NOdFH
通背猿猴:明白。66Please respect copyright.PENANAihEqU7BV8t
悟空:別辜負我對你的……66Please respect copyright.PENANAWlYUuNTbhj
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)66Please respect copyright.PENANA1TBJY4ukzd
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)66Please respect copyright.PENANAgS6VZGmeXZ
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)66Please respect copyright.PENANABe1Me0QitM
通背猿猴:大王,有事?66Please respect copyright.PENANAX1lr6QdBBc
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!66Please respect copyright.PENANAO1bW4QkGjO
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPIgdTxVtAd
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?66Please respect copyright.PENANABiabkF9Wiq
通背猿猴:我怕。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZymnJB8Wa8
(牛魔王醒來)66Please respect copyright.PENANAEKh4S16c4E
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?66Please respect copyright.PENANArtDmxIvaKA
悟空:你猜。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2otXNkmEFa
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAU9od18OCxO
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxekDepm85v
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!66Please respect copyright.PENANAorQ5jIxuaj
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。66Please respect copyright.PENANAo8BWATqjKs
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?66Please respect copyright.PENANA2ciqRcovb7
悟空:又微又有型的武器。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPbbdDhYQui
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAx7gFKIJKVZ
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)66Please respect copyright.PENANAMonvbe7wxj
悟空:Look!66Please respect copyright.PENANAK8OrlBXkyD
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvEHZ7RvGfZ
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAAM0csxuL1E
悟空:通背。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbG54UdPTYa
通背猿猴:在。66Please respect copyright.PENANAi3SbGqXDDu
悟空:你來看看我的武器?66Please respect copyright.PENANAYmf4rQQy8x
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。66Please respect copyright.PENANADNDk04vVE0
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!66Please respect copyright.PENANAIyOsSI7Svp
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)66Please respect copyright.PENANAbPXiXCITeo
(水簾洞)66Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1vjLv1yN5
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?66Please respect copyright.PENANAtrYY3c7V4A
通背猿猴:好!66Please respect copyright.PENANAgdT5Z8DwRs
眾猴:好!好!……66Please respect copyright.PENANAecUtyWIxoz
牛魔王:好!66Please respect copyright.PENANAntvXgE9zTS
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。66Please respect copyright.PENANAt56ACgmOPd
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2KMh3EnlI2
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?66Please respect copyright.PENANAjFXza2x8A9
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZrWMDpqawl
悟空:夠兄弟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAlpiE3cu7a4
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!66Please respect copyright.PENANAaSByidvpG4
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!66Please respect copyright.PENANAHSPKrKLnOX
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAV5ynqQZWRN
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUjMTwKW9ND
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2PW3PzSGmS
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANA3zpQlKuIJ0
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!66Please respect copyright.PENANAJYRwBZDsgz
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)66Please respect copyright.PENANA2I9MxBpNRm
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)66Please respect copyright.PENANArjQMeMLpUs
66Please respect copyright.PENANAjDEgFCpHRX