孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCDTh044gX
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1rtU4Wy7t
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeqwjMDlGy
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVO1TbcRfP
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW87GVsESK9
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznTkb3CqKW
悟空：你半年前這麽說。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIlEWcTw5y
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1hBhocwlx
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtDswJZvEj
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B2xDVCSax
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd5XFj8eG1
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3tqkIZazE
悟空：想我想哭了？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQp3L3PchW
通背猿猴：嗯。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15sLDuPOBh
悟空：額。（吐了一口）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30gohnofTj
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuITPWJexg
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ074low7AbA
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer90oiOGjL
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPm7u7AiGx
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CJRRZaASx
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k0k6ri6ih
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2aqcds2GC
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot7BWA8CF5
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzSuthAGO3
悟空：我累了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMu4vnfjK4
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykEOx1Torb
通背猿猴：是醉了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR24EpTWL0
天宮。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhVgEAm2Je
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWBAvlhCmb
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBUmUBa69E
玉帝：啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaperVKTmZ
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrQGca5BZ3
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcic4ngjDuN
玉帝：啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImTo53qETs
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IPcYuwr9h
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h2C81Xkvd
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEPdPhl5SE
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h400ju3p4
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlTaOzPTz4
托塔天王：我！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj47uf01CWG
哪咤：我！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTfrxJUI81
巨靈神：我！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAATS5Nhw4
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmESDbOwAyj
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPA4RkDMOc
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttO5xVspGi
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlGgHMceMN
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtZwCZic1N
托塔天王：一定做到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5XWj7wqsQ
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbimjWavMfd
路上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniispCUGM5
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRrkMTC7Nj
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL5uRFv4p2
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLX8ynSxSW
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQo9W5SCme
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWnxjGzVUF
托塔天王：我看行。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdJAb7tPJn
巨靈神：我看不行。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v4ME3qha2
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmKQjMII80
巨靈神：我看也行了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfviDnqGtr
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj1gstWXlo
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmat7QPZA8
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhTchGdgmH
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYGr9HDWrc
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvEueTBinL
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc54R2iDSiX
悟空：群毆？你們3個？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkhBTJEWyC
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl87b9efxT
悟空：總共10萬多3人？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhsGQfAuGf
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqneHq6KxgD
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykRLztJciC
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3i7lqVoSR
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qEGIoRihz
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRrvvNr5as
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZqGTNmeJq
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqISajOjXTM
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc1JTD6MrJ
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ068uVyONQK
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUpeWs3wGQ
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux9zfMexWS
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDOfRTEwXR
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiqbpOuZMc
哪咤：陛下！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CPfD2gukP
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT7DSY5XCd
哪咤：急需增兵。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLUYnD4MD2
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkvSzTftW7
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MmcV4fouD
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUbdPl4ak7
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ENSzDdbFU
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDVO57eaz9
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCnFFtPGFN
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeISjuMdFAq
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIOC3qG4GO
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8854UtyAOH
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7aCo71Otd
觀音：我推薦一位。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N3bZqihyE
玉帝：直說。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcvQORKaI2
觀音：二郎神。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2BCnEztBn
玉帝：2——郎神？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmVQbRnW3l
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20eafWYMm0
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU9SaK1vTl
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QZmXdv53r
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIj8BdTrYv
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXvrELH1JE
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAHzQ09mz2
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzlDfo6tYV
哪咤：增兵到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5YkjSxyuD
托塔天王：增兵多少？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPFrqNFYaC
哪咤：一萬。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Xas7gsgT
托塔天王：在哪？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHvA6smlM2
二郎神：我。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetnD78XuXe
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNfYZxkNSC
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5pmDXRYX0
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT2dZMezKR
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wQRSzomeb
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT6T9fr98S
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66gcGtygAt
眾猴：好帥喔！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeyZxp5JSd
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BOt6S79vh
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGrtV9ktFD
悟空：同吃，同吃。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yL8HzMNOk
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAxng53i9W
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDWYDgIRTo
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2297PCm6lz
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRKTQmgsvr
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08h6rA60lc
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg4WLLkFVy
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwItBr5AOKz
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97Y9FpEaq5
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVWyaXPkhQ
悟空：怪怪的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksCvIJDJab
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9l6PeDdmO
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hYPzg9bFH
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9plcnO7W8
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZOdQ8JS3V
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Yzk1Hkq9j
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dhfgrpu37
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Fgfeqbg8
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg8d1AjpG3
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJTiyDAzQx
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU9y97RRx5
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQvO0VYGqd
悟空：我有點缺氧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5gsjeDXu0
二郎神：同感。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc1ejDnx8H
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wx8rhXhKI
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY3Fr0XaDV
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg1HsoTZDf
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oPLbkfOzI
二郎神：開打。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnI5os9MWJ
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5D9Y7CQlX
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DXfjvpP36
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUMzHg9WnM
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPbrtDobel
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsxlmoNAXB
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pt7SLycVs
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQQT4ZaLeI
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrU0GNXqRp
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsWzJGczVj
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc35riWJJRh
悟空：這也算神器？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms632UcPlv
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡue4mGx5jKC
悟空：疼死我了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9LdXiuhVs
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmDFl7gR0I
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo9ILPrgfq
二郎神：不確定。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvJHw6IGVb
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1VcNy7cSp
南天門的大門口。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeoPWdv1zx
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s9hNPwT7X
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoCAPPBFC6
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCjXAxaZ1O
玉帝：你也養狗？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GOORxbd08
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzfJqdZ2fb
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwVxeYemsJ
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPC7WXPQ9e
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8od8jXBrGO
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3H7AOVa89
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYv9U4RIOO
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1hQ0ExP0v
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtiyyyVR0A
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IQYvlpMdA
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8uPkFAe9L
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ057fIQQ63R
太上老君：啊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYhWxiDap7
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh10D5hNEjh
玉帝：開斬！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLl9h17LGA
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTgL89KPhP
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdied2NElNm
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0KB90Vb7Y
悟空：我死了沒有？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JQdFDZuWA
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmcSgqSC52
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY33oABMBcm
玉帝：咋辦？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDsRkqlM4t
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcsVH37uwv
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQnHWM9o1k
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN9xTd5FJV
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPLEH1RPgQ
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUtYxoS0z9
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2DYctBiJY
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9237tkeiy
太上老君：想幹嘛？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWgDAwEBqk
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzviwOTpstA
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhGiHZaWv3
悟空：需要煉我多久？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUhOQX1v5D
太上老君：7749天。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWCdutH27X
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvFpa7oI50
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FcR88KmgX
太上老君：開爐！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ51lWwcohM
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGExxIwqtD
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNuzPcI3yU
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEuN44RjpP
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpdqeGIbdq
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGBxjTYCNG
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ7xiNioBT
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCINiJqgWVx
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiaIFazrpW
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfAENYpZRC
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvbTZniDpu
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTAwugkX1U
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrqVPCQL6n
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkVDzr2hb0
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZzHvqfgvp
太上老君：有什麽了不起。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWjIs4M1rT
突然，老君的衣服起火。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsehdCbMxN
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClDJoBs4Pp
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hSGIYNUyP
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjEe9oSIZq
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBVg5DvAid
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuOUdggM93
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu44kaoPD2Y
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMolXn1Djdp
眾仙：啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXshG6Y5LiX
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3lQGnnaDA
剛說完，孫悟空來了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUMxRRUsg3
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNpsQCW58J
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkbyyOLBMS
玉帝：啊！護駕！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6xTxhOYc9
眾仙神護住玉帝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm9z5FOV6L
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizD5Cpu0lP
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPMv5nbjvg
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeQ2It8BP0
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln1Rq7Sgrs
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgUUbkOqzo
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJelHugcIJ
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ52SEkA7v
玉帝：速請西方如來！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2Kc76qwk6
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HSnj6LD7a
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ERYmuawrl
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD3taVp4g3
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw5zxBr8TZ
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFMdIk0Xal
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyTOhLcwPm
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KybW1Es7M
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpHS4UHSmE
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOuvJJIPjm
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhibYS8GfT
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiCcU4KSof
悟空：先來一條狗腿。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWZPxIuYD6
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b9bBWbNMP
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceALIwyNB2
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgTL0nvYfW
悟空：你還會微雕？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsV3hXhXiR
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NCIodw81e
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNVwyndppQ
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcjxjGpOJ9
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