水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyaTSpe9Ux
通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf4xnOzEgN
悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaea1LTwPs
通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvBQn8uF2h
悟空：我一直在睡覺？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83fxCMVMov
眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2XR6cLRkW
通背猿猴：信了吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbjhYW7saB
悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw4G8h6Hxz
通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg5Nnf6Qqd
悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIffOpQkYyh
通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DC3fNMZan
悟空：誰變態？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC79SZJqHUO
通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADlXZGCUhq
悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5c1SKCVr0
通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzupluSvWh
悟空：你想多了解？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCSiOnM649
通背猿猴：想。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15BpBJPqwA
悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLBh8L87B8
通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheeyJTuQN2
靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsxRehgdvD
玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsUMmx9LTX
2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7mdZW85Qn
玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpwP1JndnS
千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRLKfBMjgK
玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEOFfeaTu0
千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysKULljVII
玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz73BDQMzqT
千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAPux0QaAk
玉帝：我牙疼。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUdgXM00iJ
千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiVbIj0wXC
玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAM3Eamtg1
千裏眼：那你找我？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84iFXMPLsl
玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQVrrPJVhR
千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXyCY0fVjX
玉帝：後來呢？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncCKOxq5RI
千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTAiOZZAzF
啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSN0pXgjp9
千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZPcdSvlnP
玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLCdfrXQxq
千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBNDkZbin8
玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0Fxwfvrog
傳令官：傳……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCGcQcqr3x
傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrO2jkJPYH
龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKaezs7W6S
玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhbRkvDXf7
龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡennhCGRkTm
玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0wbMKj8uP
龍王：陛下，你說對了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC26E2DfVL
玉帝：啊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc45yBy5HX
龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTLIgt3yzr
玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEvIrhYD9g
龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJEyjeSHWF
玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtToXO0ABJx
龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OeurIkV7Y
玉帝：一個人拆的？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrms0FDqNd
龍王：一個人。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEP2HRPbgcI
玉帝：挺厲害的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjzaorfZIk
千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18I5dW1T3J
玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfamNpjsI3w
龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV0qM2r6oM
玉帝：不解。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XOqqVgzJl
龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPp3sI7xDo
玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqAbZuMDbs
眾人：啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx20tvQJ2y9
千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajdwUaHQzg
玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnns1P2Z7R
眾人：恭賀陛下！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PeSxhZbUj
報——！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHLjkCBOQW
玉帝：何事？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs41yLsrEnR
傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpZpwV8pfc
閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHuxNmvUEF
閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYcn1F2R7J
玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DHen8qCuE
閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUoS3Sojba
玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtKgCpiQYZ
閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC4dZ9KXeg
玉帝：又是孫悟空。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4zrfrSSAf
閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIzwxX4P1R
玉帝：急需？很急嗎？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWnVlnwhlK
閻王：很急。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSa9kLuiuH
玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj2JkQybG8
閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLudi2LDrz9
玉帝：額，這可真有點急。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqRn6qUV6o
閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrEWWqc7OZ
玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaJ9nPzKhi
閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAyDseXxey
玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPpuNiuJ4t
閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmrNSKY076
玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN6VDNgvj9
閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiteZLldvQV
玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i49rKjmdm
玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEw5PJNyIm
玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsA5qXdO8v
眾仙卿：很大，很大。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwhjVMfP0f
玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nUNY5pXZl
眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZZa9JT0Yy
太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfxh2o7q9q
玉帝：同意。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqJSecsXeY
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