孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qPFseWyAJ
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjflRIgGIT
眾猴：大王！大王！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv7H32v5X4
一群猴子圍上。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgMJdChu2f
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpN0z187V5
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjAbe5kGZh
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfKrqNl7qv
悟空：我喜歡的很。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KRmpTX6LG
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH1CvPJ2tx
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fbrYgUgMW
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCw3NQQJhD
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucOba1wGs4
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOj76QPGtw
悟空：弼馬溫。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEbuJ7MJgp
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeoXOT5g5s
悟空：不明白麽？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cGC1AbZ1l
通背猿猴：不明白。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuu6hsfF3E
眾猴：不明白。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bL2Kbyk7L
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p0p9CjTTc
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6idY8Fiz6
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPWUnqtXBy
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pHJPsgvSL
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQg4q34LWF
天庭，靈霄殿。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDc5iR1nRYi
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fIw1WhjzN
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hw7DgZudF
武曲星：馬病。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCNjNenP0g
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7816sILE6
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCsnhlu5Fa
玉帝：還用我親自去？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfcURzMgzV
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK88ujy1dvH
玉帝：起駕。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6CPaCCJEm
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht1FGoOqMc
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBFhTXtSYd
玉帝：這馬什麽病？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNlyMq3m61
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2ao9EDATl
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs352cdEjP
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW9hHE6wW8
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaUUCsF3QW
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnLo03mei8
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00hPcUT8KO
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9BBYEPPoR
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghK9QDNcEh
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z5tgtqZog
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutnVuAMIzk
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnul4TPAiJ
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKAy4NzPjr
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJrcKLfu8a
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP0v5KEwCV
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sHPWaY68k
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56m6g8Kmtp
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCUGNExa4C
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXzahbYP06
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBGsUgKVee
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvgoIy9d1j
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ybM31uYo2
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ez4rHlcEx
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9ACJLhtX6
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmgzweg7pc
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7PXxc9VLC
托塔天王：觀戰了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8BFYNR8uX
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoYD8QS7TE
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPBCdGZYT3
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNmoTGfnzw
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AC5XIKpwH
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4omvjFRuEs
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eGRUkf3xy
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvANHvTsgf
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyYLL9MxFX
哪咤：無敵風火輪。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1Ady8iHNT
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzD35QGLZQ
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90P58KJPvh
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kl4KGFOFw
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoyWcFS735
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1IeKCLUUY
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T9dnkSrFs
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj8YoLgm2x
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuJttGXcbw
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrHT6r9vJ3
哪咤：吃俺一槍！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP5JVqXncs
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM1kJ5Ujmr
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgHW0w0et3
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXOjrI7PeP
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cvOpuhcxm
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlqpMdbkif
哪咤：那怎麽辦？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8uFOAKvvt
托塔天王：撤。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFpkyocb4d
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfVqhFdSqP
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQCfO1W6Is
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpucioIinE9
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv5QpACYEL
悟空：神塔麽？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ36ZlTD2lX
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXScN9Cy81u
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mW9eTg4jg
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNKIgXyOq7
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrULZFOHZSB
哪咤：你滾吧！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRtnqIYGcR
三人返回靈霄殿。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEBiC975tX
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyRqveiZJp
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrerRnjY220
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ja4D2H7V9
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoMFc42B8C
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2SD1qCqwV
哪咤：也讓我轉告。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRE8ONxmP9
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNQTfoG1u9
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpXqOKLSEP
玉帝：好計謀。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKUKsvcAog
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YwkLQ7mKB
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7at92fah9i
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMM8pMZAYR
太白金星：沒錯。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif2LLVzvvr
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZNdhntF0Y
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLlsP5Eo3f
靈霄殿。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewDMfJH75g
太白金星：孫悟空到！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsgW9ElalB
玉帝：這麽快到了？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnrI6zxrDS
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6ZedVxN9F
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pIrm6EPXC
玉帝：是滴。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kvj60VxNv
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam348GdfGK
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCJmmxSLtZ
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kVqi4Xd8b
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW16XrWjItj
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZBtJOO7Yo
玉帝：我願意。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ95gQvHlu
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtwyNdqu4T
悟空：我願意。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatJN55UU15
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx4Uw1m2M1
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFlXjCOioV
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKPjHe1aPO
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrckxgJvgQ
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOyUhBbsvf
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllXArUS7KE
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v8unPYhl8
是世外桃園。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmexhGBPE7
悟空：有山有水？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUobmJ7797a
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEguk05Vcr
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G4QfKXhtc
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhdmFfHPjs
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZAl5GK2fa
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOQReIijZK
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