孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpllcsnwKoq
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpPH8kYw9K
眾猴：大王！大王！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2lLbJcnbR
一群猴子圍上。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyMtpHrH1X
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELEwjr3U7z
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhpxXuctN6
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR346k776o
悟空：我喜歡的很。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA1nWiJEmH
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkXdunc1Og
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGg2bz7pVi
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EJaogJRKP
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmB46yJ0Up
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ552Yk9va8R
悟空：弼馬溫。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vlC5EmRHC
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELbALa2Xft
悟空：不明白麽？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd33XprKKGq
通背猿猴：不明白。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQbVgCnQLK
眾猴：不明白。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN7C97qJAi
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oGyBv38pR
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu311KrxgUz
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8UDMT3J3J
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcpSwviHcL
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNgDfN0JLt
天庭，靈霄殿。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC58OGaYFg
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOfrYVi1PZ
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGEHqworaQ
武曲星：馬病。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxnCj2GpIW
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG20SZNb51
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnAJReEtMc
玉帝：還用我親自去？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSEM8f7y7G
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJat4u5CrCd
玉帝：起駕。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukGuQ1zl23
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFhllC59ML
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IIsBoDnwC
玉帝：這馬什麽病？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGnlB8q7t7
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMjckN7EpG
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGpEffsccg
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3PpzSH04D
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSyXq3jXZs
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoGRZBrM0p
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OJRJe1Dst
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgILIdUQH8
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLCdJxTGiT
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UWXbdIRcA
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwjaejMwZB
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYscK6hRddI
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1Yjzontxb
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTggqjP2Rj
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO1dUjNnrZ
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qAhRmYKiB
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5ReH6VbSD
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0FnUbySY3
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUafs8KeRC
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvDbU5iaBb
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXqny8255w
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eiAp9FPdY
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALZUT7IpMC
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7XhwiT0e7
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiHyX8syGs
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJbDiUJ7OK
托塔天王：觀戰了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiodicAFIcs
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VhojrcA0v
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs0rDe81YR
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qOG51Hz5Y
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVQO1kdDy6
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiiaL1su0m
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYEsjwGfpt
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJMFOVbAjM
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU33wprIEg
哪咤：無敵風火輪。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfJNQkPwxB
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydXaOTvfeT
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnawcXup5XX
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF3C7FbWhq
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX65LO8qUn
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VfXodBqrR
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1KvJE5A9Z
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bATp27PQa
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHCAsW0RMW
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv33uYsjYg
哪咤：吃俺一槍！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJzIm0AhIf
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrrydhVM3b
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSLU6Nqm4Q
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsDnGT2Djw
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoMH9pucNd
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrjccZk517
哪咤：那怎麽辦？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi31MK1QPZf
托塔天王：撤。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkBjz4vSQX
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdpb9GSG3w
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnbQ6CkmQ7
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe17Jc4JEeE
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOzcFq9kyf
悟空：神塔麽？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeQnzXehLI
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2Q5J7DwjT
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZiciIsJYx
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDQNcsh5cn
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6P2900e2nC
哪咤：你滾吧！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRfVeeFt4Y
三人返回靈霄殿。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17atviz6kM
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qRdtiPRHX
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfuFqmEAub
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIamkHDKNd
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7bqtLuxIY
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzC33lUNJL
哪咤：也讓我轉告。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7OECFhaJH
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ8daV9KZR
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ56d79mfU
玉帝：好計謀。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZujBBaKYe
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4XOTcJlMg
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDwqXJ7RuZ
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqdafk4Ovv
太白金星：沒錯。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvOVcrsNt6
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW63eATE5i5
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtMsYBAXB7
靈霄殿。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF6lT5FLzp
太白金星：孫悟空到！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmXwPILBRs
玉帝：這麽快到了？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNRR2IQtV5
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJcrUxhJFE
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuTUyzrqUU
玉帝：是滴。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPD3oOsCvB
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQfWCbhVgq
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrI6TUdT6n
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvTaiBj05T
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2Q2TF4Fji
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPreNzDKel1
玉帝：我願意。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hfyJMnq05
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCoDeEl4rm
悟空：我願意。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjoLGeGzTN
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRcjnAoHOy
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg2xXiYWMQ
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorW2tnGVZ0
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2s67ik6DX
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdEB0JUGRq
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6mr1Xfeys
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KDLSJHOYU
是世外桃園。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpxVtfwY5Y
悟空：有山有水？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv0XtHW7Uf
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5NnYtfq1o
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV86pB8Qtb
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg0DyS4o64
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpZHEpqYoP
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti8GIowGtC
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