师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEj0kKlXZf
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93cwc1kXOP
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBLmxS8722
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg4U19t366
悟空：是。师父。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLlksym5cK
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhcEuRT1KN
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKkRmqUWkw
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJCj3lwrl9
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAW0ZCEsz6
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEyMrj88O1
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmUvyKdOEK
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYfLnHeE68
家丁：你会降妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdABimMPEZ
悟空：是滴。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftq0k0PMpl
家丁：有没有降妖证？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41vUoAVCuE
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsnzHLEOdG
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURoATGHiNy
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xECmQ2wBR
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ83Sgnet7v
悟空：我有证人。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJLe85f69q
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUcIphJTnc
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVuJi0hIP9
家丁：他真的能降妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEKhoPqcRa
唐僧：能，我是证人。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGFb3BOLQs
悟空：目击证人。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkQuIHN20w
唐僧：我是目击证人。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F5oYbo2sb
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILKdM5f5PZ
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC51b1Vis0K
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CnE1dvvvm
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYOqvFvOUT
家丁：哦。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYBJP3Lr9H
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6wjKAwOHj
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbTcuiQs8v
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz2eGKBm1N
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JBiH1iz7Q
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDvxAGRzGd
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ3kZAPieN
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kAFnCAhAt
高太公：2位是降妖的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpi7Lp1tkN
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPaC7hae8s
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx49nqeT97
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlYU2bYAQG
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID8CwM2eCw
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyMSvJhcDi
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYdh8YCHHf
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oOnwSknsu
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6nd7UMjYx
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqnInO0vcI
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq6oopVCGT
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNWcTOoulY
悟空：牛妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrgl8foshV
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdDzvMQecx
悟空：猪妖？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRqdNyiemj
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GMIYm7AV4
悟空：不喝汤？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmqPTivtvW
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMn3U2vv0c
悟空：配什么菜？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB1KgRCfEA
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYklDhtDfz
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU73Ue4IjRL
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5WM0p7LcK
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2n0IXLi5o
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCyVGWG9KH
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCoUh80lMR
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBQRshNctc
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6etdGlTdg7
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV93XmieTOs
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSviK5SMYo
悟空：猪啊！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxplH11lelq
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAaalckUIQ
妖怪也呕吐不止。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F9O2ZZ0rE
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IrjCh4Xnf
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13DGrVL6CA
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9NbCPyMsp
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxny7TcKuM
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l4Pz7T6eU
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufL060OVNh
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5deUADITF
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RKELam2b3
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIMouLalIw
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrpA8R0hQJ
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhboJfjfSbm
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqT0fDO1Sp
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq8a5XcVtv
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzydv0xCVbj
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIQJRUBRr5
悟空：我就是！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd0te6zlpn
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppPrGOTs7n
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pWVv1QTor
妖怪：我闪！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIxk939rWb
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S4DXcRmzD
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C3MWpfZML
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVNIDG9Qkb
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOseDKAlzk
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr8NWWAmBv
悟空：出来！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D5EwahKmR
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgIY6spFpY
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy1a0ao6K9
悟空：我以为你睡了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb5EpWrYrL
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcIjszcfHr
悟空：时间太长。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizHR879a3k
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI4f5bjGww
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU8TgWG1xn
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGptyeduzyI
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaJJyx2Pj2
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8s6bPkhBx
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkwkgFW1Mm
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jXgrDBJXm
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsMWesquxQ
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpWZXNCurM
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJH7JRayGl
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLwGJJZV3i
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR2G5ugvfI
猪妖：真的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJUYuzVScF
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7C0ipR24w
猪妖：吃我一钯！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKgAyRZpWv
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6WEY0O3Ow
猪妖：打空了？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrOjTOAgli
悟空：没。是你没打动。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yOOlSdJQO
猪妖：你的头好硬！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslBnaFQqDR
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD2qudWmX1
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AaXtdUAfY
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7s2uJQxhf
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdphvOu3ZG
悟空：欢迎光临。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcekp793RKY
猪妖：我要睡了。88！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfyDcPW1oz
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGsCZyViCy
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4cQXZP2wj
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHizc6NGOu
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSogqMVrekh
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMIqNYtvuY
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHvYQztcgu
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A4BbAnBjV
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpRmUeNXSS
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtfZ82WYoS
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZU9LS98eN
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3sPTGQN1c
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhAynIWKvx
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgLsJlur3y
2人拥抱，流泪。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQIp9Ydn6q
悟空：我带你见师父。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLM1MqA6vq
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYnOROVNRp
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFRWyO8sAv
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfa8Lv9nOp
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MzmaMtrit
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ728HFh3iXw
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvWnRY0GHl
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1NyrY4M2E
猪妖：师父！师父！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsn8yFDmRI
唐僧：你叫我师父？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2DnzZvRRB
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aKCp2tDq5
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf0GKoSlxo
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmxq8KjQYr
八戒：我是猪八戒……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MhiJXWdTd
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfSm6Anhpc
八戒和悟空边说边表演。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVOzbDH6pE
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykvS5qSdMj
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悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvbVYiDT6M
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唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPQin0h5KV
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一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LtRFYKnOq
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