孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFnYTfxKpO
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5GdNzL3Pn
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuMsYNlvLE
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlebd6XIQDj
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YBcZRIJDW
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNMORD4Akf
悟空：你半年前這麽說。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mUY8YMCef
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJsAdM0Od2
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi8wjqzquR
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkF1Q2tU9i
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGseGgc7HPf
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78odjf5aT7
悟空：想我想哭了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx4c0RGyyk
通背猿猴：嗯。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyRce2hdTm
悟空：額。（吐了一口）74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEboEzyTmIc
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k3iNB8DO7
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c9cRahW3I
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7QBwsLOr6
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIuL3hRQx2
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8s1shwYp9
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt80F4eNsg
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRsvUYa8M7
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WQfYQjzUv
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU24W2BqCHg
悟空：我累了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDIt16juGW
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV4kAKBl3o
通背猿猴：是醉了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0wl95HjmS
天宮。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxfHi70Kre
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEM9G7UDE9
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sLKlt3s2w
玉帝：啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9GpiFdR3f
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaUnXoxNSm
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooK407Q7xH
玉帝：啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmbT3PuB24
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9S3VWgcbO
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVczNmZyec
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs2TSNK4mv
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpHHRGBYNq
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3N6AiR2ze
托塔天王：我！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdbXmQ2bkU
哪咤：我！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECnBE72jTh
巨靈神：我！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF7xnyL8t7
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHRqTuZ6FZ
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS7dQdZNz8
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwXBhQ13Ow
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HOC0aRphO
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8yFHXsTys
托塔天王：一定做到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8lp6ZWIkr
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTx1S8g3Qr
路上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IPfyFLU0T
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJl4yvoIzc
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI0YbM448k
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHzGOrkZfN
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM1SvsGdCQ
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEP4tpNM3tR
托塔天王：我看行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdZA1vOTZl
巨靈神：我看不行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoZuXizp67
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO8eFm8d3g
巨靈神：我看也行了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXuDBI0f94
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJsIz8roRa
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmAAgoa88B
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPeDhXmK9E
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ViID40nW8
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBodSsewgw
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4liTFUdFV0
悟空：群毆？你們3個？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2lIpv9om2
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GIboKD9gS
悟空：總共10萬多3人？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQXWCxYbWQ
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjm84P1eqW
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1rHvsVkKt
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljvQJ1lDyX
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6R6ByadES
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSk8MD7TwQ
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELjgz39fWd
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3K69NDsWb
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvmcmSY8AM
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyPJ3KlyLC
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo6AzHpdkx
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt7JBaGEjt
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgknzSJvkDK
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2fBFALaVH
哪咤：陛下！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAYD4m3ccs
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne7yyYoci0
哪咤：急需增兵。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK58vnij9n
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5kpKjfHEt
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x74OTa0qC
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvWk9Wtmim
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2R3jBaOXt
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4wnlszQ3z
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3jDfZnOzK
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5o0ouWnbX
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOrGBehGgU
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjFZxpNwdm
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtRDCsJgzp
觀音：我推薦一位。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqQafoB44l
玉帝：直說。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42zHdyE2Ve
觀音：二郎神。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNjIJuceZR
玉帝：2——郎神？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0p60WgOsq
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM2hHF2IlF
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabKe0zJA07
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzNeIWy4gl
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX14KlxIHk
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq3o4AODOV
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmp4WhP7kX
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCnNhvYZu1
哪咤：增兵到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabndPQr4Sc
托塔天王：增兵多少？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3GymKMDbb
哪咤：一萬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nKU9etGyF
托塔天王：在哪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAJRiaGVmH
二郎神：我。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u1O1RjYeH
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFn24u85Lz
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVn1SghIRV
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWkFBj4iFf
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH9vn9t5ft
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXXvMM01DT
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEuhuRqQNd
眾猴：好帥喔！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmUXyt3IkF
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFHNrpss3S
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ6DT1iqOa
悟空：同吃，同吃。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGJRKpK5Xl
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiBxxiVmdq
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3IajBVBU8
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacqywgia22
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOUZz9q4mX
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC45epQjZq
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTddCKomFrT
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34T01s7BHE
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfLBSFFX2f
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIxFAhmqhh
悟空：怪怪的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTIK3r0kGU
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7y9ERRMxa
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs3wIe5Brx
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hqBsrlI8C
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkdaijoUhj
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiJBZJx4G0
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BvVX58SsX
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWeuGuFDhS
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39YNR1En20
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkhr2E3srZ
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EdYhFy4r8
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthWYmJLc5p
悟空：我有點缺氧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDikAbXJyk8
二郎神：同感。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU2LWGuSOK
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3yQIUdbuv
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7501Mh7hhq
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiShI29RZc
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE38saC5df
二郎神：開打。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweizBX5naT
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbJGWorM6Z
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Klh3uD8UX
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsjYRvWwpU
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNuaFkmdhx
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ12C7hDEM
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxgxnzn8Cm
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkMMIgKNvg
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz8StvyALk
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1A7OqDMP6
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHRt5SIxiv
悟空：這也算神器？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4JSKaCNlO
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaKurRvg4q
悟空：疼死我了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EPZ2DMc5f
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHZCaSWwNe
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g24oz2QEM
二郎神：不確定。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12Y2WOSEAn
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiunXdF3kE
南天門的大門口。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q7eSFoxoO
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4X0iCEpAX
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNSnPttZjf
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuInhYXLqg
玉帝：你也養狗？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IkF3iroEZ
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr49AO5tPV4
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn92quLEuH
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikoJSM3ZCj
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eInBiuRsj
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8OMQ2n4mz
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZyR591oYk
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sh1xkShNf
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8OuXOTbol
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH9xxvzJMA
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6IiS4jbSY
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifjA6QIRaL
太上老君：啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEetP385x7z
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBkL6PMJoy
玉帝：開斬！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcswyBTdead
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BJYlabCvB
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsOSABqO5Y
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BQ8rCx1ra
悟空：我死了沒有？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmqrZqTqyf
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTp86P58N9
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGJTKQE9DP
玉帝：咋辦？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1iruGsZ9g
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXVx8hWOGb
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8qMdEJbE5
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeM6ylcQVk
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ76EaOpLm2
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvSIPFANJo
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopweSNJcD8
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxKBr5S5hY
太上老君：想幹嘛？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjWJPIw4EF
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXBj7eYJYH
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm6qbf8fTP
悟空：需要煉我多久？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErAgASo6I5
太上老君：7749天。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz3TXm9uUY
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIVshU1ZJY
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOr4v6PiIa
太上老君：開爐！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZGDdllQZV
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ95c759WCx
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyRJyhDPZU
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ034xsu6o9M
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkLmw2YruC
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqmZSsiznG
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC19XFzSzuP
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdBqx6JVnH
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyrgXSDdA7
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLiy1T5caT
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQstMjzVORH
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡII5wXqVhQ9
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhh0jDO6Ai
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ0kFq2wV4
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lld2lD9hM
太上老君：有什麽了不起。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapb3tXoQMc
突然，老君的衣服起火。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmUtBVmPtE
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aTc3X5Cqy
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fCL3sWlvc
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zkDctf6G8
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MJveFEnA9
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxw1prhmsX
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbLWanVDKe
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8Do7kvqxM
眾仙：啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQxeDLVg10
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhskB6G7x6y
剛說完，孫悟空來了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1vuALe2HF
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhfYhxXqXB
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCAw7jBRgu
玉帝：啊！護駕！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9nYiAPcJo
眾仙神護住玉帝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsk0P8Xfwb
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4ZKmtnCnx
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa5DbfBygD
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDm7znbJjp
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOeTHKDra8
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbfcBuUxzF
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A47tEoeSa
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0eM2tL8BK
玉帝：速請西方如來！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKRpUiVIyI
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sP888pRNR
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDb29JiSAi
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeKvcTowUq
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsShKpTuHGy
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWTBRuBz82
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lbEP8HZB0
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYiY9w7y5S
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjXlHjXDHL
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj42KLqHQe
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡru4YCBVO0J
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL71AvxbYcG
悟空：先來一條狗腿。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsm8tntVdX
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmQSuBImFl
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQlwl5GSV0
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfQqglPnzo
悟空：你還會微雕？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ax0UbKyv5
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuQm70SYjc
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXRnd05Yxh
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzAKllyKrs
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