孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVskAVBNt0
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNl6g9Q9B3
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE7VvA265s
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN5CT8YA5m
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvk4SCm2xS
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoFfbHvWaE
悟空：你半年前這麽說。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaJ5aArFuG
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxEhcd74SM
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11gPR7U4ch
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNxGZqrgkN
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiPvGJu6Hi
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8COwbXbQN
悟空：想我想哭了？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1gy3H3IEv
通背猿猴：嗯。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRABmCrXzzy
悟空：額。（吐了一口）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6SZPr14XX
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN3PZuXdun
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fw3Pmf62C
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrEEKhyQbI
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnwNvuaIjU
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4ELgISHCF
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WO2qGHiL3
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTNZcQ2fs9
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7tE90iRx7
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSnxZ52HOk
悟空：我累了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbbTlD8YTW
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW0kblLpAo
通背猿猴：是醉了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2LeIH27kX
天宮。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhtOu5C4jQ
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgl8M8R0dv
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis92JUjanH
玉帝：啊！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2DtOOiSgM
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywow7Tto4x
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8tdWlKR0R
玉帝：啊！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWIphG77jU
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKS6FuZLvf
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp9t0ACJI4
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSNQUn4J8i
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dn7ptfp3c
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnX9hVRaOn
托塔天王：我！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvRr9YPRhv
哪咤：我！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8O3NxQf1G
巨靈神：我！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuFTZTVesL
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkVDK96KkQ
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lGW4VkJq2
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruZMQtIoDs
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyyjeFnHp6
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbw5Pk80o3
托塔天王：一定做到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TEQJqHgnp
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8o4O2acft
路上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk28pzHic04
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NECMdHGQv
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Sp58bqWl
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIgWHPJlfI
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwk3CB1aVH
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW3dlrXEvD
托塔天王：我看行。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDGYWQQHay
巨靈神：我看不行。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUvQ2DRh6k
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvLX1OhShM
巨靈神：我看也行了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIhQHPVV34
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBeoZnaX5a
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgNwVXEMeq
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIFdWWz6Ze
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ssOMxgey
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoJ7d9GpPd
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8rfKaUsu3
悟空：群毆？你們3個？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmTJfx58qb
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQuGjWbFVn
悟空：總共10萬多3人？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYQvHiDGrm
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA6P8C2exN
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVfkvEyVzL
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaz8Hm9ois
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLi8ysw3OJ
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GO747j9yR
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTlQmNA8KZ
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx7TyUNpCP
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZLrZxBHBr
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E1hujXFzm
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq7QZwxCSv
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe6wF0itJg
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9gzpLqDTb
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwunGpGvJ9c
哪咤：陛下！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmdVr76YnZ
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIUMXvdzcq
哪咤：急需增兵。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzjoeMcVK3
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczEh0lf8l6
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVu447rxJK
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr809gtwmOU
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyZ7F3X5o5
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJE6KZC8xx
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDjOA19HrU
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW03iMexhLS
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwc1Xg2Bwu
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh70a4IY9yY
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspzJN0CLKg
觀音：我推薦一位。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTFsrChujo
玉帝：直說。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D2IT2LBg6
觀音：二郎神。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsbmZwjm6i
玉帝：2——郎神？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfZ65LrOvs
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYkzTyL0sn
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCsfUcuLHK
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYmywnsi2b
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGnOq2u76T
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUY6bUmbke
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZaCeFFV0p
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmyv6dvNv0
哪咤：增兵到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aSLVRIPHC
托塔天王：增兵多少？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYWVaxMICm
哪咤：一萬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6JuTUOIha
托塔天王：在哪？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQkng2s39o
二郎神：我。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj9FgkKqaI
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZZp0M4li9
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvL97F1awi
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckaunmccLO
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡromJ9M56Wf
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYXNG2shxM
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VRKiMnED9
眾猴：好帥喔！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF9sb8RKMv
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7vkZkKDG1
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELvMLLBpl0
悟空：同吃，同吃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwen6HXQIX1
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlVJkaVOlR
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7GBiX3y86
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiNptzqH7f
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUjr6Vpyrc
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYmiUJdbA3
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6AxaLeP7C
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKDqtG5GSq
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG2MkLESFn
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe35IVeMeU
悟空：怪怪的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcOX26uZ4x
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvRypcmvE9
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMyphnCAL5
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGdIMfD1uI
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI83HacB8eP
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63mpDYeIeG
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwIOag5S5p
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTE0LDvcyJ
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRPlXscfbJ
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbhFI16Dun
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PE2NPuDMV
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wrSBKzyI7
悟空：我有點缺氧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraOzkI6X9D
二郎神：同感。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqISZJUVOn
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU5u3Lh6hB
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJHjV4p7ch
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKy9Fc6SRO
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkUIaOpFnH
二郎神：開打。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF7xSeaHmo
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOj7wHHzyL
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjXETEJLkl
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRkPlCOiyJ
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg22LK0kd9
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEAGaW7xiV
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSleFWJKCA
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchA4JZXxdQ
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmoeuCLLGF
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DuswTa1tG
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNUiSXYp9n
悟空：這也算神器？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnpbY4ILr6
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqc74J14Tr
悟空：疼死我了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9qknJfcXi
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkwmAhS8Nu
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGyhq0bZqP
二郎神：不確定。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaMFP1iDSo
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHvY9JwuKB
南天門的大門口。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJuUyAyqgm
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH2Hofaiv3
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY1XldJwmy
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmzuuN5WXn
玉帝：你也養狗？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ki7PexXIT
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj1Pf5X8wG
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg8QSrIo6u
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA4ZT3lf8S
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiFzcjhyQz
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykBE2QCysZ
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZUx98VkIa
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLrpvEg2X5
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WxgnOmg8Y
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1448nHHHU
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1jGeqXYWL
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tyi20wWe8
太上老君：啊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGRvfHjEWa
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfP8QKFDGAB
玉帝：開斬！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6um3tfM0e
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV4FatR7bz
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM0yyvOoB8
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYTBaY3QLO
悟空：我死了沒有？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6OELagHrC
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UZMN4DyXA
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7wVQXJKOk
玉帝：咋辦？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun1qJ3Ivm8
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMrJ3ifZ3K
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCypb0KI4vE
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmnDWTuNAm
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSjWpKBiR9
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdqgwlZGVc
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA635ITWIB
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZjeiCKwTa
太上老君：想幹嘛？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VKa2jAU5t
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZcQiiz4yj
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hDsreGOnn
悟空：需要煉我多久？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPYwJk5hQ3
太上老君：7749天。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5foUzdtD4m
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK5eMVEQDz
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcZRFocwbB
太上老君：開爐！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Li99aoNW
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapIejVkzW2
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB7PvidKUm
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rDpCdyk1F
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JAO3CFcs3
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGqvk9L0B4
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbggaQ9pM3t
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTPPaC8vxM
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFCTwO5CrF
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAjRmMSeqa
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouMnhV3Z2F
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarEGRkxBMZ
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0W09MqgKv
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Un3q9IpE
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qaYPkE95x
太上老君：有什麽了不起。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoTrffu9Xo
突然，老君的衣服起火。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfqImM6zrZ
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDFXWUgz2V
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDLlqveNSi
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF3TSU0pvw
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsF48Ib12S
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp3ac3PKm2
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdNAcWeiIE
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9laNHTi92
眾仙：啊！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61YCdWRzCI
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYxNOXxMgJ
剛說完，孫悟空來了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAZyIyjzSY
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR6DsYVmfX
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJpVoLFzPa
玉帝：啊！護駕！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37EvQIUN7r
眾仙神護住玉帝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtdO18iGGK
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg1OEtcsZE
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PFw6NukKI
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09BMprcBBz
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaqymVzwWn
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqpJx4yjKt
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MXqHK70CV
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyiQKvuDYG
玉帝：速請西方如來！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaGRN1b4fI
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqopoZW6RSq
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszOBUMtmXP
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpag3dtgHC
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzttg5b96Li
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6MeRc7z7q
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY1te5zyNw
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlVOy0p4Xw
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZARm629zI
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuWWTICeTd
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPoAOjbA5B
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pEedNhSh1
悟空：先來一條狗腿。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mrfQggQ10
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1TeKLaeAE
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCyGd6RiKr
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO28qx6V0Kw
悟空：你還會微雕？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l2pJIY8rX
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWCnkqFjQI
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOJe0cSV3u
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLMrhBE9Jp
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