500年後……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80xPlRdkxd
唐朝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pXudDq6KY
長安城。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL4BP0PanR
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nmEUSFRSa
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMdbzmapad
路人：袈裟賣多少？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhbLXMkcyY
觀音：一萬兩。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVYLnAdpdt
路人：拐杖賣多少？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTfChLIksZ
觀音：一萬兩。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMujLfOawAV
路人：太貴。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T8QoF09EZ
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxzxQXrmBM
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPio4GxcmFZ
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIcxrpRjer
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCfKzaKe31
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQMFhC8AU7
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyHqcyBHmZ
觀音：移動性好呀。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ893JiFUcLp
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaiddz6QRv
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQtuKYANhK
唐王：我買夜明珠。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7InIxJl77N
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobcayumdgQ
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mBofWciD5
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLZhaV6aqg
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcw7xEmvJq
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw23MkCZ5T
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32bXxQw5pK
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7laK1TSnC
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5n3n5MZ2s
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Maq58t2aI
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMla6U35sKE
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexgvNY8fdT
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsli7FWUXw
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhKaUbBKGx
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooYP7pYWuF
觀音：講經？講什麽經？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8f5RVxryp
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTo0XF55tr
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPmo6cvBe4
寺內，人山人海。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHzNLuTFwX
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJmgo1ZKQ6
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEku2kQP78
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTIB92NBk9
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguoWs58b4Z
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEo9MTgAo6
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAc5fA7f16
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kYqkzJgVk
眾人：啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqTtalGV8K
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jD1Ld6a2N
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u72PIBdRb
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0NuRTuo6V
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBChG2J5lw
觀音一腳踢飛某人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcqKOz90Lb
觀音：流氓！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeXXgkPVq7
唐王：來人，打30大板！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqDtXCfQme
某人被官差現場爆打。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5TNyg4NaR
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtHCrPFkfH
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0dm9o2liP
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoo1AyENdG
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOfGNbyBBs
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLDLzD0pWF
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQbbz6j6tM
唐王：在西天的天竺國？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL04U1ZmLh
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUwWZt0PWN
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuGqIPXSMU
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7uoddT18r
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKqdfwjJox
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHukr4ZrzgF
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe14hpTw5B
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkPpgIouXm
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn8LzN28qm
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllYHJztfkz
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nDGCqEurf
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3G5xrx0sO
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwWdSduSYC
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzdOUWHJQX
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacWc3sPaDp
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxdAtx1tJK
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOdEXc5FYV
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwONmJSSvt
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5UHU6RCrd
觀音：上路西去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD8SLmqboC
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj0JAYgPJL
觀音：你怕老鼠？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbr5iFJtR2
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9udVfgF9X5
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoKKCa21We
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRiKlqcFGi
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ACn9NIwgd
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN7KkSvwKq
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xQkDlYOer
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8WC17wLQ5
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6je5j2Ohn5
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pUTio7wtK
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrujl6ij0V
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