唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhOwMHDQjb
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwic95kbOd4
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwaUemcJ1d
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY61R5V1lZl
剛說完，馬開始尿了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcezfUZBDYA
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJbS6B4yRW
找到一個背處，開始小解。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx0UEim4WW
唐僧：搞定。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4bMODhEqt
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP84AR3dfH
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTpWME0UaD
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwi0LrgI21
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJpcT8HV7M
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpyP4tQlbp
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB1TlSZJeW
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlAzLa5WgB
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm92ehBoXrs
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaAjbtlV0f
唐僧：還餓？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrfrzcT6pY
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBg7AVfTUx
唐僧摸索全身。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAk2bL41Lo
唐僧：沒了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KfNCYpZBS
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBa6rrsVxg
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLcaXrpKMN
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuseNwikLwT
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEW9Ik1kwx
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1Uwbljo8R
唐僧：我叫了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb22ez0vrxw
壯漢：叫晚了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe6PeZjOyo
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ333qkWSOiP
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HKjqyzrF7
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpcsCt0ODV
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhTqkENn60
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK04IedOgw
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsEE6OlMiK
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7PJfYCSGA
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqAELiJDcf
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1WAlKgi6r
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8m3ABqRXi
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyLdqDYNUk
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVui5rG17y
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprIINpYNuu
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE04HHUCLV1
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXnKj1oPlg
武緊：是麽。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4EkTBs7Bv
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qoaYYrdUN
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k1hmg34fo
唐僧：你偷看我？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Ey7eqoXO
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEZIUvuqBe
唐僧：為什麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5vSnU0pFT
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmiE2CyC8w
唐僧：額。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGrVWn7awF
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2eapd5MKF
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7Ud3I3O2Q
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2db8FncwrE
唐僧：正確。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw3ijpqt1o
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdOspkp6yb
唐僧：我急著趕路。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rgKUn0MnV
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeiQ5VKE4F
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39YhVQvJKJ
唐僧：你一個人住？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICECVG7lpI
武緊：是。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOhcvYi6YP
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzVCITfJMD
武緊：是。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X71peFrxB
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8fL8xmP9k
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKLQd8bW46
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwiH7KIuO5
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHJPmqgiiK
武緊：它們是人麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBZZ9wDi44
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf00cUxuV59
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcwoqy1qEY
唐僧：生態平衡……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfd4Lwezdn
武緊：該吃飯了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeLpvAHKcH
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxymVks8Vu
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhBJTNx7X6
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UtrTmLrtn
唐僧：你要保密。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGoCj34YPs
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaKutqXtL2
唐僧：嗯嗯。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXEhRYI7J8
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVijZm0P46D
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkW6CKZRRL
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFtOv9TwCa
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWzJkwEIEZ
武緊：吃個早飯再走。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrck1m5BVp
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6djQhzgKfW
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk4CtirgWi
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVzjVzzJBE
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYsIqs4fW8
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5ZwrOptEN
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprZGPBkhrk
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRy5LLp1wo
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAiVeCESGr
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N6SC2nFM1
唐僧下馬。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzhz343KkE
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJHtUPWfjA
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4QlcaLWan
唐僧：你也餓了？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkJn25mLPL
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfAbLkXEby
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOsmmGYYSC
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxJxVewift
唐僧：我……路過。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ678FYJopSd
悟空：我……乘涼。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm1cc4QsKK
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRa84l6vx3
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6X609ZkRU
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYEwrYloUg
唐僧：救你脫身？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQds9THx36
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNI2BiKl7o
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStoiEfTXzX
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bx6ijpEvz
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eV71uA3V9
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8FOjLZzky
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zWuzu0eUd
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuihXwVowwh
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmqxAZXjZo
唐僧：什麽帖子？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S6wFS7eP6
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfheSMfzgRS
唐僧：寫什麽字？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaF8BQAdb8
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMZJrUy967
唐僧：我馬上上山。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCnl3DAdGF
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11JWok8tfq
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2vvZSeMHq
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPNgnq6gOp
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZG2GbaLWd
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppAGm1BN89
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACjCj1OOwo
這時，山頂起風了！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXcV64CcHc
唐僧：天助我也。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEXOdBsOHZ
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sUIrELm6i
唐僧：揭帖成功。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6OV6TOad6
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVa8edl437
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFa2Hjqapy
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp75cYGCx4j
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFGSchx7lM
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDWvFaZaYE
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YJd8seNUs
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKm9B9MtjL
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7sSxazwkU
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvAJPvAXtk
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmo8hJcuHa
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9AsliLsiG
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprRClsQo5d
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyD3rxrAQ2
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFlFVN3cHR
悟空：你挺能吹。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBQgyIGouX
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCB2wUDTt4
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4Hz22dtiC
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IPG3zKPfp
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VPIWLUKxc
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxH5jLPcZV
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxcaqlMKXA
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eIt1SZvMR
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrooRSy093
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3tRtISloS
孫悟空洗澡去了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiNtYZCQdW
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoGLeUDuFx
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2RmluJfjH
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhUzKlZMjD
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WgpEcy4tL
大媽：給。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vMC1qH4PE
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQdxKXOh6K
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgvMC0RXWE
大媽：怎麽回事？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0u2AgLg6U
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5bOYll7jy
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk4a1SDN9U
唐僧：容易學麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBxx3ETPXi
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ5XBDTA9q
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtPS3wQtt8
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPgSRc4V7a
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KKxZBNbD8
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAoXXuaXad
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQldgxw1S95
悟空：師父，吃桃。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7RjZICwi3
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIBcfU7ax7
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zUuhc6xoY
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCVlHFfZAZ
悟空：少了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkDLvgIRGA
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwEeVzkz6K
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcNtEhB2wT
悟空：真是。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡels0s2D6FE
…………81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvByYlZWft8
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcskm0S06Ni
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu1vgB1DXW
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYNswlSe8l
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz397C3aOH
悟空：吃我一棍！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEMkq9iAVu
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0qAACAYAX
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdspznRKmAI
孫悟空收了武器。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeJlZN00Nl
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK8noazXhU
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sihPx35oD
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPUVcwhLws
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF3axeILjG
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzsKFIT9Ik
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHFI2cirId
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUXoYtls62
唐僧：金光大媽給的。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd5UUKM4kU
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7EVdiSR3G
忽——！地，觀音出現。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofg3wKkbDQ
觀音：是我！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI0S5KvKCb
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8HCE428Og
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSBY7DOSx1
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE1wA83U3T
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo6vmHmtno
悟空：有點難看。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m6fhlTrpy
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9gNgAW5Ph
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgA9sAuj4r
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4X8rWiUCG
悟空：成交。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLDbCF6IIp
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG7GaH97h4
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1ARIWJjra
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbMt5KTYDo
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnwkFVV033
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMtSA7Nzw8
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjVE7NTa5b
悟空：這事怎麽解決？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jXak0QZXP
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLmO3RyYgM
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaJNdKNIyQ
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnPP9nYU75
觀音：暫時沒。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LAbQ5hMa1
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ygz9MpWDh
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtViRhLT91
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T45UseUQv
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsidnOSfKVm
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCFFTuturM
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYmL6WUbBJ
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrfU8uPkr3
悟空：白龍馬在哪？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L9pvJZaMT
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA65tayAce
他就出來了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOjyrjNJJT
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK1EnOnj0q
悟空：是不是出門了？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIod3eBeuR
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPOYt523H3
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTh4KWqg1A
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyNnVrAc8C
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oWNHeAQBe
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHuCU4N1qC
白龍：他還在水裏小便。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VXOfN6fh1
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8doR19qCq
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvxw1B91re
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaV18gbMbr
悟空：師父，上馬。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62oaiBHR9p
唐僧騎在馬上。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ0zwQeDCH
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrDNxIZNLW
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnHSqjxSUI
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUeEvnhbhO
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y3F556kAm
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFysp85heM
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