唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGoMF6CEFw
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRSFj6GgX1
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp5tic38Bv
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENENh0XTXg
剛說完，馬開始尿了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vTH1VGeVg
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lPWJjP8Wq
找到一個背處，開始小解。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiea0GVtv7
唐僧：搞定。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOu1ZPL5TY
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3NpSSIsrM
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGy6erhcBv
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpeeav6W8t
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAI1GmIVcE
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5QrE00EyJ
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Li7kRdxz
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYUZRRY5lX
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o9ArBEKoP
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDn7XhoOhZ
唐僧：還餓？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WgcI5R9cw
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7Q5qzywrV
唐僧摸索全身。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1UberH0n2
唐僧：沒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplvYZrmT2J
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5WaGWTH5H
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfeidfDhh2
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqToFcXIGk
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Lztnxotzd
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegVvoqNeZx
唐僧：我叫了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9aMyf8xAA
壯漢：叫晚了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViayYqDpNG
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A4FBm3Dej
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w7QufsKsV
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlINBbxmXd9
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTjgWhrS3i
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8yPPm2zHe
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl71qfhmEKK
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPmkpPO7LK
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NeQ1Vu1Zh
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8E3PoJcO4
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIZRJtwy3i
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyyXXFT75P
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfNqErphxR
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnVinSpKpb
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YKeMbusVb
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRaIhWIyQQ
武緊：是麽。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXfhnZPKja
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Me4A9G49
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJJJAePfCd
唐僧：你偷看我？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwntRH5EhA1
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOoHw2YhuH
唐僧：為什麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIsxE0tIjJ
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LygPAInxx
唐僧：額。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY83cTVxCVd
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm1iNFLkiD
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAylVQyDzfH
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7ryFLdYWs
唐僧：正確。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VhzEuvgPb
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8PyXSuxzB
唐僧：我急著趕路。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6r1NHHxiQ
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPfyVFa1Qa
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KHNKDd9bU
唐僧：你一個人住？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9njbpTBIY
武緊：是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2JxUTpAET
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlDIi5QDiq
武緊：是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR40RHgXPq
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVo60sA3tz
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNRh75Bgis
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjN0GJdgFc
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsrpVdMUc8
武緊：它們是人麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXXhFRz5Rz
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIdruGPBaX
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKUKX41UbK
唐僧：生態平衡……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGsAzPr3xS
武緊：該吃飯了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiPcnjKjYj
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4mDipKlcY
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjykzbu2bC
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy42BA4yitv
唐僧：你要保密。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhQbipdIlN
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtcnajkYD3
唐僧：嗯嗯。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JfafNksh2
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ei4Uu4l61
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtS6qM68qk
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx0eGDRiwS
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6YX7K0top
武緊：吃個早飯再走。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5eW3o81Pi
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxOeXDPLPU
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaYnVFsKrM
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAoQXueRMJ
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ544DFhZSdu
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu1B71gIHd
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68J6ONLfd5
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7VRYsoUD0
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzP2oQAg7P
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZW3365NIB
唐僧下馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqFvpL17bw
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXpuFuSDLK
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5PbXzMEbA
唐僧：你也餓了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzb1X3TxZD
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs56jmbspk
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pu2J9c1ub
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpp7re9ack
唐僧：我……路過。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaHqdNGzwP
悟空：我……乘涼。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjadbRXraj
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP42bFfStH
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOgQnKshft
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3JXkIqPLb
唐僧：救你脫身？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1k5gPXN71
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJar9twYgh
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec3C6Dh0GH
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMjMNcGvKq
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwotjbzsbix
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxDiaKKuMV
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctt0y5dHYn
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TRfpsgjM6
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNYKKCXckC
唐僧：什麽帖子？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI496gvUhS2
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L5XWiKBCT
唐僧：寫什麽字？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wPnyF7C9t
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUxW6dajUJ
唐僧：我馬上上山。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9kigtXK6e
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEjQtJP817
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkVZctqVpg
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBxIsnT7RS
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD2mIn3cWS
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwtR649KyI
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQVzzPigCq
這時，山頂起風了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLgSLDuKGy
唐僧：天助我也。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcvUU8rm86
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzTx4QQnB1
唐僧：揭帖成功。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXHJ3Q2lYy
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeExOnOoPBp
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tf17Q7nnb
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo53fYTvwF
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAPeb9HqSl
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDbIjirTOW
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lbNmQWPMM
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpfHdatlrd
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWC5JtzRiK
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHXE7H8vZ5
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rfqb9MVpY
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWTOjRA8nd
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJwNiIe6D3
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkvXnmkrFb
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJLC4MtETx
悟空：你挺能吹。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNJLl8B64y
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr97EAd5LeY
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7vmuWXnKF
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYngOX6irO
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡougtOR7fMm
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WJbrAHI6g
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWomQRNIwL
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1BlKu84vm
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBdlAF9ieY
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxgFjWx64T
孫悟空洗澡去了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7b597l7Ed
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ek4Loa5bi
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC9QcohZyI
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxlDmSk0QI
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMwYDGVJlO
大媽：給。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlf2lOHmB3
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRACF2lrWIT
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7GXhIdl4U
大媽：怎麽回事？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscPufnmJui
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0QHZufRQy
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV86fLOWHw
唐僧：容易學麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUHjGIeo95
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl5O7ypLQk
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD8V9dyQnr
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewL2VrDkF0
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn9zSM0WOd
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix8XNqucXc
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMkp5a6hL0
悟空：師父，吃桃。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6zuWZ9PDQ
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcncsNCe4Fb
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdG3ZlPLH2
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaWnCaF9B1
悟空：少了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK62HnDDNL
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7X0PNHSvA
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ1ekqRtFb
悟空：真是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LQqqqXo4t
…………72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGwrnJRZj4
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXNAByBt8I
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyKEVtQw7h
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzxXfUS7tN
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoEXrhe38y
悟空：吃我一棍！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzivyxsESou
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2fLclZdUZ
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KE3OkOVdT
孫悟空收了武器。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4eKBsdNke
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHKf5kgHpD
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKLz3OUVmW
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRnLAVoJUx
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4oe40avu7
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv31vGbyCp
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPbWVpXzYD
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF5PQuDNG1
唐僧：金光大媽給的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7S7FkGOMq
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9rooXI5MT
忽——！地，觀音出現。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOg4FajHBf
觀音：是我！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0xAn1pQlF
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtTRvujArB
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAyU20cLgO
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3lKkpuauy
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5J7kVfnnR
悟空：有點難看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrxoNs6JtH
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA41WbewwDK
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXyT35ZN2E
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxFfCN2UuX
悟空：成交。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ng04Fmv0t
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxhOTWHQld
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDZU00946D
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK94lwwNBG
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FPqd9zu09
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvddjMk481L
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlY3rB4KK2
悟空：這事怎麽解決？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9G4drwFNI
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9G6hXvsaw
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEFYEziG4Y
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIOJjguBiN
觀音：暫時沒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NNdexdgSs
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoAe2vj73D
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkNpowCe7R
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68asV7DLEJ
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneSaiaSVaz
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypiOIhHqVN
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKf2PwZEKs
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZNIoDVExd
悟空：白龍馬在哪？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwFcaXUiNS
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWm81gd2TP
他就出來了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQFMt0W3eQ
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6Ia06sM04
悟空：是不是出門了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8P4qQo1w6
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwRvK7rKAP
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo08gGbK37G
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2GFuYO35f
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2F5q5Jrsg
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHJsXZ3Rmg
白龍：他還在水裏小便。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JgFKRgQaE
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygK5Xz8gK8
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjtfRbXmnO
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFt3IzqHbR
悟空：師父，上馬。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxCskcHgxK
唐僧騎在馬上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqca6G4ywO9
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLF8jRYrLe
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4s7o4rW7R
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM9Gs2gle7
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZfUQ4xqEv
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtwgIIBkhL
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