師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiRK290xGZ
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMBDEFIPUV
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4qthZYXJa
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6krNdWasJ
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDk2TkXUxe
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v5QNtpXoH
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs4auIcVHr
唐僧：不定期舉行。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xqoo5UvZO
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZObVSDGYgl
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwx60LCeKO
殿內，有一個和尚。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJrNn6mi6t
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZAGhdoTVw
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9vPsBqoeV
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfBrZXBzg9
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUn6mgdCKj
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSGVMo8Q5O
和尚：拜吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8ciYMTbn4
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGjXkF7QxQ
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSGUUgTsmK
悟空：這塑像是金子的？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fkyaxFcHN
唐僧：是啊。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy3GytE6TE
悟空上下左右看著塑像。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSow36HRu0r
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSE71X0nqH
唐僧：我也發現了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgMU0JzVCB
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP6dZedLcE
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVubHrw98G
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaT6pSugYM
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDWo8FGNdt
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC4Um5i1G5
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnz36Tirkx
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V6jHdZVth
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyraSCnNR83
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLgPMK1CUX
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdIO6mYqSC
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib7aYvSxmX
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5bdYW0Dng
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFuhZS6O5k
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocmwkxFx2D
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhB5L3SKOR
眾僧：胖很多。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfRmlC3vV4
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmW8KqYlho
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbOrawnmyU
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmha18SlbB
悟空：收工。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U13LfHPFc
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZEeClG1oe
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GTqEi7iAe
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkQOeAJXk5
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3UTu97l8p
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOuUOy354T
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZFBZSxJRn
院主：給你當工錢。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbitPgONRgi
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdb1Ngmr5d
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89KE0bYXDu
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f6dElXRzM
晚飯進行中。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TBLEzxV6h
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2JAe5DSK2
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqthZp23I7
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlgTyQF17v
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2ci5jAV4T
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECwEfA5ncy
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRMGxNLqbP
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe5p8cyhhD
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlfziNv3wq
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwW7kJCNCi
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgo1X5UCx2
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlOYK4S5qn
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mpCL2bFiC
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf5344jwIg
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnTiJAVyqg
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZn24U4vlU
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI3VXcPDDj
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7fFziCRLO
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM4smZqJXt
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqgsMfzFVD
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zPKGMOHtL
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kWCey8srw
悟空：師父，沒發現。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLYWd2WEg5
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsW4dbNJUn
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdTN0KKn8t
院主：我聞到香水味兒。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lzgCSWlOi
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH16cckSVd
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNinajrxqQk
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2K9eHsvUR
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5CeCvqxC7
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmxlDpeuqS
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHbg0SnYrT
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIpMoBssf1
悟空：了解。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo3cQsa87p
院主：明天你們就西去？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rq1nWUgHr
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZhkIowbBK
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcczG0DNjVo
唐僧：院主的意思是……？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGgoB18SLL
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjQvsFXyzL
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkv5GMCuGv
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85iiKPlnXS
唐僧：好吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1FxJXJsDC
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbure6TXGy
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAXEmeCWm4
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHUv71rYdH
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFEUt0c3t7
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XXYuYhopW
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSU7KXKQ5L
近離才看清事物的視力。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbyzX5H4Yv
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV21BvvmtSc
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTYa8mhCUo
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH9CDiCYq8
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TpZ1RQX46
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM6n5SQdNB
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLXQYKFaIT
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBOTn9yem8
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oyA3g8H6W
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyquvLWtIM
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBxXLUJldM
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEgQrmZcL6
唐僧：停！噪音太大。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRY0XV00ct
悟空：我打慢一點。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQfnb2RCgN
開始慢動作打蚊子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6NEhPaeDT
唐僧：沒風了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfYCjDMHmh
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfqX4Y0915
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxpuNg0qQX
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQybhjUnP1m
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc7qb73zjU
悟空：天上。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoalSdFeJAw
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXhQXHJ5N4
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LapEqFsCn
南天門外，有數名天將把守。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZ4QRqyuz6
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5jfV3G4fW
悟空：我……你們不認識？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhfzXUE0gP
天將：不認識！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bFO3v7NH6
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIR90EfIGH
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP3Bl9pW8T
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5xoRX5Gl2
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdDiOZGfVJ
悟空：消息準確？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0BNL1LJXN
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEThsLVkgoF
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfuoIQoln8
悟空：天王。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mN4Zsobx5
天王：大聖，有什麽事？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI5IYgS9c5
悟空：你認識我？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFYicVYHWG
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KD3iIzlOz
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuUYtnEwxH
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjz8GRORMk
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T5HMN7Iw2
天王：我還用呢。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JOaZylUDP
悟空：我只借一晚上。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO62EURksH
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfSt5MSUkz
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk9UoQgJVw
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvdfpKuMcQ
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJLHxPxWOe
天王：為什麽借給他？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCcXDBeqXu
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44rpUH3eaS
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4MGFFSexP
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8RhrNh8pf
天王：借你可以。但要收費。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseRTBPTgG5
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSNRLNDa2D
天王：我租借。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYdB0zM0xt
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX8ueUYoR3
天王：是。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36yur4TOIK
悟空：開價。我趕時間。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnle95v44Nh
天王：一晚100兩。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66i27fEt7m
悟空：天將也是這個價？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD1p3ULLJa
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW37xGNUHiM
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09zBFKD2hO
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJu2e9H5GM
悟空：好高的過夜費。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F6904AvqA
天王：是租借費。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SbIc4LiJP
悟空：成交。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHLReN0zOz
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT0C7gvj3n
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQx6hcmzmi
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs6xHXabBe
第二天。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOB1oum1dA
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbynzpjtKil
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uLXWn4riq
唐僧：這怎麽回事？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW8I0Ta7IB
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaxQoSPwkl
出現幾個和尚。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXv4HA7T1Q
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE80E1HxWeV
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03EP6zZEHK
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGrfGKTuSh
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUaAzVRjUo
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWOFW4MywH
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGWEDuCpjB
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKam1X6SeRw
一個和尚跑來：78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlluUVnxY8O
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEfNDxMDVO
眾人來到老院主的屋子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZoYT3qysZ
眾和尚：師祖！55555……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tS3bKPDDr
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDyIlOVcWq
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb6xpx30p0
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMD88ZKppD
眾和尚：我們找證據。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijpcNZCzMr
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxytw9e6pd
和尚：證據找到！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzN86fpbp6
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOgZfppHjp
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbHMNAM9Pj
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffsRiAnyVm
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mzux7P945
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8G8VSVYIl
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxpmiwCM5b
眾人屋內開找袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5m6y1Ev14
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgczXRZdSj
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu8XZz5iUH
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMWo5H5R59
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2cHXpUI44
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHcgAeB6Y5
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6M3FJDd29
唐僧：在。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyNzkCxmMl
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyfaSYKzfu
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDiYGp5qXq
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf71Nu2PM96
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5K57dVav4
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lmqyRDsFc
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAiyalChyu
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOLCOgCNbh
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YZOqfKJEv
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpy9wwviAD
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh4gp4KHJe
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPtwz32aCg
黑熊怪不停的打哈。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuZfoqWBmi
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsDYNmNocc
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vN5XRO52a
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCfxnj6ZUE
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YXdBnQRZj
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR9ovZF9k3
悟空：還我袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiRXTUoeC2
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm7HPsyO4Z
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNaIm7AP9l
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8NQJxK1yt
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCb5fPeNs8
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA3LbD42OQ
黑熊怪：我能披上。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeUQM2lAHq
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjQcVD3HOa
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wv7eLW1YT
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nHahdu4mj
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxQWqldTYt
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvru92zhsKk
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsaNhzLbXu
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJSPnPTjpP
眾小妖：沒聽說過。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZmMQLVuaN
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgyRirUiY7
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yFOZbUsP2
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxaJLJ69SY
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop5YfijoT5
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ6LHRVfqK
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5K30HPPCD
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCb7OGJoje
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc5kSVUIMb
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoSITDIXYh
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW9u2odqIs
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyMFYJx6hR
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAESsO0cAzI
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypFmkyEoCh
孫悟空返回觀音院。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDCKgCKxQt
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0b6O79yv5
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsHRwUmOUk
唐僧：你沒拿回來？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8h0VJfaom
悟空：妖怪不給我。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWpvWHjO82
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN2Kr6ZovE
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdcszv0hO0
唐僧：我們也吃飯。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8PuD1bP6Y
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxASMi09bgw
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvS5Il6Ere
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94swUPl3Sy
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVew8bm2weR
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYRQidpc5T
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgg6KbiOGXB
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZDsR9mPMc
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6vx3f0WuG
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OF37lTyAa
悟空：還我袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoDKRbatJT
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkCBYCohac
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKx9p7jYx3
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C6SuF2tnl
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX4MEx6rgj
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgBZ23V1oX
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhmUxeghZr
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDA9sbkJwQ
孫悟空又返回觀音院。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO2hvlDswz
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtDERi4a31
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MHrG3e8ep
唐僧：額。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyWtOgLzZs
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBrIlIXW2i
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxXepJCDLm
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD56m34jzC
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7CZ7g0NEH
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQHvAthxXO
孫悟空又返回觀音院。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpMBT2IL8a
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv59t9sB9Ul
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQBsKypG6c
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBfmwfnvQx
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRPbiTaU2r
嗖——！觀音出現。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NmHDP9VDw
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oGE9v7RIB
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1EdKwBhQJ
觀音：我路過聽到。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy1obe9pPv
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgdl5kPCQk
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf2QkZGR4X
黑風山。黑風洞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqo708cmmb
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPyyWXt22f
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fMKQyA1jz
小妖：誰啊？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXVfdJKeMd
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHAVNjslQ2
小妖向洞內報告。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlAxHCdsrc
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMg2nEh3Vo
黑熊怪：快請！快請！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5JWyjYBuc
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP1Guqwsco
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLthkCCPH1Q
黑熊怪：是滴。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfyWgPPfXC
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1JrtuzWwB
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjdFTxHyO6
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTxIthZltO
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSzMs1r27W
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6lIGdo9Yg
黑熊怪：我吃！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU25lYFEmYq
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwCR3yzPkX
仙丹是孫悟空所變。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGbldDS8y2
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLcARvqEMV
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmjmpZK7lH
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLY7kTdWtI
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmDphdc3nA
靈虛仙子變回觀音。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMso7kk20x
觀音：交不交？快點。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmiPqAb0TG
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPLi9PUUO2
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhBtWHgKKU
黑熊怪交出袈裟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKoZfLzYIK
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOd6H9NGsA
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodIVIgGRUW
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXePSVAyjp
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWcOe7URCb
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtfRdUJTYA
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjknqyoDhl
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Bty5ehnJt
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9Mb3xtbk0
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAPGDqw4xR
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5ffMlJTf
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