師徒兩人西行,遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看,果然是一座寺院。85Please respect copyright.PENANALVA0tYuqyM
寺院正門,書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnHUUIG913R
唐僧:哎呀!是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒,我的心臟健康多了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXBG4uGv74B
今天遇到大姐的禪院,如同見到大姐一樣,我要好好膜拜膜拜。85Please respect copyright.PENANAAN616yKTlP
悟空:師父,禪院是幹什麽的?觀音姐姐的老家在南海,怎麽在這兒還有個院子?85Please respect copyright.PENANAj244se43du
唐僧:禪院供奉金身,讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐,路途遙遠,水路兼程。有鑒於此,大姐為照顧粉絲,在粉絲集中的地方,建立自己的禪院。85Please respect copyright.PENANAzlstHqIbev
悟空:禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAbCQQQxNRPR
唐僧:不定期舉行。85Please respect copyright.PENANAv3fgyf4WVi
悟空:觀音姐姐這樣的女神,見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會,我們也去湊湊熱鬧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvnueBii1hY
兩人走進院內,看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtgLZhqUTi3
殿內,有一個和尚。85Please respect copyright.PENANAB1Ior8zNVG
和尚:餵,幹什麽的?85Please respect copyright.PENANADVgcDUItd2
悟空:請問,今天有沒有見面會?85Please respect copyright.PENANAjNi6Q48r15
和尚:前陣剛舉行,過一陣再來。85Please respect copyright.PENANAX3N319ZrDG
悟空:師父,前陣我們見到觀音姐姐,有見面會,她也不通知一聲。85Please respect copyright.PENANA0uPsj1rZ7Q
唐僧:我們是粉絲,進來膜拜女神。85Please respect copyright.PENANAK7BdOQZHtA
和尚:拜吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAfm6773ZnwN
唐僧跪在觀音像前,拜了又拜。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtJkT21o3ma
唐僧:悟空,你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtLFXOA9QtB
悟空:這塑像是金子的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAoCUsK4eXIk
唐僧:是啊。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5fT8YCqCWW
悟空上下左右看著塑像。85Please respect copyright.PENANADxKHabOid0
悟空:師父,我發現這塑像,要比觀音姐姐胖很多。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUOXFMtBuNk
唐僧:我也發現了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJpO0ClsSob
悟空:一代女神,要保留苗條的身材,才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。85Please respect copyright.PENANAolwujxxfZs
悟空拿出一鑿一斧,開始鑿觀音的塑像。85Please respect copyright.PENANALQeLCI2FJL
突然,和尚用一根木棍,開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。85Please respect copyright.PENANANASdDszR9O
和尚:來人啊!有人偷金子!抓賊啦!85Please respect copyright.PENANAoPpUjhaR3N
鐘聲響亮,傳到寺院各處。85Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZYFVxmlgI
一會兒,殿內走進很多和尚。其中,有一位很老、很老的老和尚。85Please respect copyright.PENANAGUaFJ5rVlk
老和尚:誰偷金子?抓住他!抓住他!85Please respect copyright.PENANA92T26vQT80
和尚:老院主,是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。85Please respect copyright.PENANAEbr2E7vVl4
院主:你們是哪來的粉絲?85Please respect copyright.PENANAoRgIRVj4E9
唐僧:老院主,我弟子是東土大唐的欽差,上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院,做為觀音的粉絲,我們進來是膜拜女神的。85Please respect copyright.PENANA2BtjFrAdaO
院主:是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子?85Please respect copyright.PENANALa4ll2qMXo
唐僧:我和我的徒弟孫悟空,看到觀音大姐的塑像,和真人相比,胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥,還原真實的女神。85Please respect copyright.PENANA8q9dlonGDI
悟空:是滴!觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材,天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像,水桶腰、盤子臉,大象腿,做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲,我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以,身不由己的我,提起斧鑿,要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。85Please respect copyright.PENANAG1xxZS5SZe
和尚:老院主,這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿,鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎?85Please respect copyright.PENANAPMSgSL6sMm
院主:前陣舉行的見面會,我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們,這塑像比觀音大師胖麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAie7axc2eV7
眾僧:胖很多。85Please respect copyright.PENANAm1uG32X9GW
院主:你們也早說!我也是觀音的粉絲,早知道需要減肥瘦身,我親自就動手了!85Please respect copyright.PENANAXRwtMGgk48
悟空:院主,這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面,雖然只見過一面,但是那一面,我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手,更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。85Please respect copyright.PENANAoCTJlwGnzE
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。85Please respect copyright.PENANAHUEeoqK8z4
悟空:收工。85Please respect copyright.PENANAShjMMxFJQm
殿上,眾僧們睜大眼睛,看著魔鬼身材的女神。85Please respect copyright.PENANAx5ez1DX9Gx
悟空:院主,你手感一下我的雕工。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbLDrQ74Q1F
院主:不了。冰冰的,我怕著涼。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJDxnyKXzk8
悟空:我剛剛收工,還熱乎著呢。85Please respect copyright.PENANA6grQKcsRKE
院主:等見到女神真人,我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。85Please respect copyright.PENANA4I8ia8LZbv
悟空:鑿下的這一堆金子,咋辦?85Please respect copyright.PENANAfvsCr8ukOf
院主:給你當工錢。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKC9QQkf21y
悟空:多了。諸位,謝謝你們的觀賞,分給你們一些。85Please respect copyright.PENANADcwkYuDyRh
眾僧一聽,爭前恐後的搶金子!85Please respect copyright.PENANA4TRwnoGUE7
至此,天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。85Please respect copyright.PENANAHJlvB9srCO
晚飯進行中。85Please respect copyright.PENANA3FMv93QiZ0
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺,還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。85Please respect copyright.PENANAWbR97YilF2
唐僧:美食美器,真讓我開眼界。85Please respect copyright.PENANAgzHR6NJ0vZ
院主:大唐是天朝上國,你們從上邦來,有什麽寶貝,也讓我看看眼界?85Please respect copyright.PENANAuzpJsN6SlR
唐僧:東土大唐寶貝多的是,那都是別人的。我只是見過,我可沒什麽寶貝。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtegCYTItMU
院主:你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAK10LYZkHSM
唐僧:院主,這環杖啊,我一路當拐杖用。85Please respect copyright.PENANAgC9Dme1GAT
唐僧說著,把拐杖向地上一磕,地上的磚碎了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbPDTyWqKsi
院主:啊!這肯定是寶貝,不是一般的拐杖!85Please respect copyright.PENANArW5JrmUps9
唐僧:這拐杖只是有點重量,可抵抗10級狂風。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJoK9zPBzH6
院主:這還不算是寶貝?賣給收鐵的,能賣不少錢。85Please respect copyright.PENANAFLE30LKvIb
唐僧:等我完成取經重任,我就把它賣掉。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkmrWR3umGX
悟空:師父,我聽說,你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟,晚上可以照明。85Please respect copyright.PENANAsYqiGhOKjw
院主:有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAZOQXknyenK
唐僧:袈裟上的夜明珠,早被唐王摳掉。85Please respect copyright.PENANAaoQVXF0nrB
院主:全扣掉了麽?說不準,還剩一個。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnxioJqoIaX
唐僧:我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVPxC0xhv4c
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAK8Fzsx4I2j
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7HkW9iJVcV
院主:哈哈!夜明珠還剩幾個吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAIG2WgvSrTV
唐僧:悟空,幫忙。85Please respect copyright.PENANANEvXge1wnR
師徒2人,把袈裟翻來翻去,找來找去。85Please respect copyright.PENANAFqxp2ReL9W
悟空:師父,沒發現。85Please respect copyright.PENANAduxFCMxgxH
院主:沒有夜明珠,袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光?85Please respect copyright.PENANAujS9QbVdCx
唐僧:明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉,是珠粉發的光。85Please respect copyright.PENANA0a2laKmAAH
院主:我聞到香水味兒。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJQDq1mr4JO
悟空:是美女粉絲夜間膜拜?85Please respect copyright.PENANAtEyoAvTvkr
唐僧:是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成,香水味兒是美女留下的。85Please respect copyright.PENANAqPBHcEjAVo
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟,聞著美女的香水味,突然開始大哭。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQyu1vdKyuT
院主:55555。我今年二百七十歲了,做了二百五六十年和尚,專門收藏袈裟,至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光,還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……85Please respect copyright.PENANAWAFyBZGsAF
唐僧:老院主,你是一位收藏家。85Please respect copyright.PENANAt1KIvScsVc
悟空:院主,你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖,賣給收鐵的,你可就發了!85Please respect copyright.PENANA6zuFDE5l5s
院主:我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後,我拿不動重重的環杖。後來,我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANArCG6UtlZ8R
悟空:了解。85Please respect copyright.PENANAP0LjbYvUiN
院主:明天你們就西去?85Please respect copyright.PENANAka4FRWzHB1
悟空:早說了,我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地,這袈裟,也讓如來看看眼界。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ3r29Wkta
院主:這寶貝袈裟,今晚能讓我披在身上過**?85Please respect copyright.PENANAcoGzCSYGz5
唐僧:院主的意思是……?85Please respect copyright.PENANA39kw9rN9Vb
悟空:師父,院主想和袈裟過夜。85Please respect copyright.PENANAzYBsUTpshy
唐僧:你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜,晚上睡得著覺麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAJWYL2lRiyC
院主:我今晚不睡,想好好看看這寶貝袈裟,好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了,我以後看不到了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAqwgz1iyXHp
唐僧:好吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANA1Cqs6SKVta
悟空:院主,我和師父吃飯住宿費,算是你和袈裟的過夜費。85Please respect copyright.PENANAuHSqjs42iZ
老院主拿著袈裟,回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。85Please respect copyright.PENANALnuBM2gJc2
院主:我今年二百七十歲,收藏了幾百件袈裟,從沒見過發光的袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAMEYxbtEExr
和尚:院主,袈裟發光有什麽用?白天穿身上,看不出效果。晚上穿吧,影響睡眠。如果想照明,吊幾個大燈籠,比袈裟明亮多了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAY7kCbUHh3J
院主:你懂個鳥!這袈裟發的光,可是閃閃發光,比燈籠發光有意境!85Please respect copyright.PENANAcRanfe5ib1
和尚:看閃閃發光的物體,影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見,要保持你現在85Please respect copyright.PENANAbvlXlJDVyv
近離才看清事物的視力。85Please respect copyright.PENANApptlGEw1pr
院主:我看一會,休息一會。我收藏袈裟,不收藏女神。女神見不見,沒啥。85Please respect copyright.PENANAimZdieSADR
和尚:我寧願收藏幾百個女神,絕不收藏一件袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAeG86GEcdXL
咚!的一聲,院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。85Please respect copyright.PENANAfpv2h9RbEp
院主:現在我年輕,跟你也一樣。85Please respect copyright.PENANA0bmO2FV3Hb
這時的季節,正是炎熱的夏季。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQGnXBU7GmG
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的,還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。85Please respect copyright.PENANAIDSCsGpe0a
唐僧:悟空,你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANA7PbYW8VeLX
悟空:師父,我拿金箍棒,幫你打打蚊子。85Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z50ZbeY1D
唐僧:我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求,你只打蚊子,避暑呢?85Please respect copyright.PENANADkZFkNSwTr
悟空:我拿金箍棒打快一點,棒子呼呼地響起,避暑的風就來了。85Please respect copyright.PENANA2zHaYPT0Gf
孫悟空拿著金箍棒,在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwerjSsTniC
唐僧:停!噪音太大。85Please respect copyright.PENANA6qWZYjnvma
悟空:我打慢一點。85Please respect copyright.PENANAeEevbzIr8l
開始慢動作打蚊子。85Please respect copyright.PENANAW7eMDGvsgn
唐僧:沒風了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKEyK1c8RAj
悟空:既要低噪音,又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwMyTmrz3iI
唐僧:我看你打蚊子,也累了。洗洗睡吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUhTfGghf05
悟空:我做不到,別人可以做到。85Please respect copyright.PENANA3MZsf1iivq
唐僧:誰?哪位?在哪?85Please respect copyright.PENANAPNnnQhhjst
悟空:天上。85Please respect copyright.PENANA76KVs7jvT7
唐僧:你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟,以後過夏天,方便多啦。85Please respect copyright.PENANAaA3MdSVQMC
孫悟空一個筋鬥,飛到南天門。85Please respect copyright.PENANA533mrP8qFM
南天門外,有數名天將把守。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZJwpIKDPkD
天將甲:你誰?幹什麽的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAC9RMMPXIgC
悟空:我……你們不認識?85Please respect copyright.PENANAt835a7mLOh
天將:不認識!85Please respect copyright.PENANA3k48KFJo7Q
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前,我經常路過這兒。85Please respect copyright.PENANAGGKlUTnbMo
天將:已經過了500年。看守南天門的人,換了不知多少撥人。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKJNwVi0fnB
悟空:不認識,沒關系。我來天上,想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。85Please respect copyright.PENANA29twZtM4J8
天將:有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝,叫吹風罩。那玩意兒,能吹風,吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住,擋蚊子。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXaUlKnV4s2
悟空:消息準確?85Please respect copyright.PENANAu61o2pvcFb
天將:這幾天晚上,蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAblX6AgGHPF
嗖——!孫悟空見到廣目天王。85Please respect copyright.PENANAHBQsIG5N3E
悟空:天王。85Please respect copyright.PENANA884I6LdWQR
天王:大聖,有什麽事?85Please respect copyright.PENANApV2lZXAdF2
悟空:你認識我?85Please respect copyright.PENANATNSTc4NUv1
天王:你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。85Please respect copyright.PENANAYxOpplUxAR
悟空:500年了,你還記得我?85Please respect copyright.PENANAT9gLY5qpJy
天王:大聖,當年你大鬧天宮,用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗,邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒,飄在天宮3天3夜,我怎麽會忘了你呀!85Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ3qrAUuwY
悟空:額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVM5zevraXj
天王:我還用呢。85Please respect copyright.PENANAK5G0hJqpT7
悟空:我只借一晚上。85Please respect copyright.PENANAW4g07ruLQe
天王:幹什麽用?夏天要過3個月,你熬不住一晚上?85Please respect copyright.PENANA41Uj5ad4sI
悟空:不是我用,是別人用。85Please respect copyright.PENANAdweITbdJLI
天王:誰?哪位?在哪?85Please respect copyright.PENANA9OuCKbtcem
悟空:西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。85Please respect copyright.PENANASrYqsLLJAB
天王:為什麽借給他?85Please respect copyright.PENANAj7WxPf2OMh
悟空:500年前大鬧天宮的我,500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧,救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnkIOBr5OAp
天王:噢,是借給你的救命恩人。85Please respect copyright.PENANACYahLJaTud
悟空:現在我保護唐僧西去求經,我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。85Please respect copyright.PENANAsSPlWSSnkT
天王:借你可以。但要收費。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5rr2ELswnp
悟空:收費?我借用,非租用。85Please respect copyright.PENANAgFzrc6Eamv
天王:我租借。85Please respect copyright.PENANAv35Ct3o5fl
悟空:南天門的天將,也是租借?85Please respect copyright.PENANAgKt10aX7Bo
天王:是。85Please respect copyright.PENANAD6gttXZvVF
悟空:開價。我趕時間。85Please respect copyright.PENANAiCaTxEgVeN
天王:一晚100兩。85Please respect copyright.PENANAyYjsrtJh5b
悟空:天將也是這個價?85Please respect copyright.PENANAfudO2ALYF8
天王:不。他們一晚1兩。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXwQwvCPtmp
悟空:啊!為什麽要我100兩?85Please respect copyright.PENANAyaTVcBSQOa
天王:天將經常租借。你呢,500年租借一次。價格當然要高。85Please respect copyright.PENANAecuqFx5Va7
悟空:好高的過夜費。85Please respect copyright.PENANAj1kbAob7e7
天王:是租借費。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwNHOoJ96NO
悟空:成交。85Please respect copyright.PENANABh8NqQr6EP
天王:你小心點用,別弄壞。我只有這麽一件!85Please respect copyright.PENANArYfNzOP3XZ
孫悟空拿著吹風罩,罩住了唐僧住的房子。85Please respect copyright.PENANAIRcpqoMevZ
唐僧和悟空,安安穩穩的睡了**。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtRDaBKZFHR
第二天。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUztPrXzKMz
悟空:師父,天亮了,起**吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAPlXVFKgvuS
師徒2人打開門一看,寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間,幾棵樹連根拔起。85Please respect copyright.PENANAgbF8R77HM0
唐僧:這怎麽回事?85Please respect copyright.PENANA6n6UDFTauP
悟空:不清楚。是院內的武僧們,練習什麽功夫了吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVZUe8IDqIC
出現幾個和尚。85Please respect copyright.PENANATTQs8ECsHK
和尚:大唐和尚,你可安好?85Please respect copyright.PENANAatHHIv7Nrg
唐僧:我安好。這寺院的房屋,還有這樹……85Please respect copyright.PENANA6Fv763Y7Sa
和尚:是昨晚夜裏的狂風,毀了房子和樹。85Please respect copyright.PENANAm2DDgL3oN3
唐僧:昨夜刮風了?我一點聲沒聽到。85Please respect copyright.PENANA96CXlemlaX
悟空:師父,昨晚的風,是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好,我也沒聽到。85Please respect copyright.PENANA6Qs8Tqd1ZM
唐僧:悟空,你怎麽破壞古建築?還破壞綠化?85Please respect copyright.PENANAHdoXLOe1D2
悟空:我不知道,罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtJ3ag28WQy
一個和尚跑來:85Please respect copyright.PENANAvX3F2f3ITg
和尚:不好了!老院主死了!85Please respect copyright.PENANAnBB37lSFvn
眾人來到老院主的屋子。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZmfhY5mSO3
眾和尚:師祖!55555……85Please respect copyright.PENANA335MJgwTqa
和尚甲:師兄們,老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQXbSuUxImD
唐僧:悟空,你可知罪?85Please respect copyright.PENANA3baCPbrZ0X
悟空:嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損,門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風,吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。85Please respect copyright.PENANAB7R0sTnQhz
眾和尚:我們找證據。85Please respect copyright.PENANA3ka2b5ECfS
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上,找到一紙條。85Please respect copyright.PENANAIDogSPBp4c
和尚:證據找到!85Please respect copyright.PENANA1R04qpk1rm
悟空奪過紙條一看,上面寫有幾個字:非它殺。85Please respect copyright.PENANA9ELE4dwWdi
悟空:哈哈哈。院主的死,跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字,是多麽準確啊!85Please respect copyright.PENANA99ZwsZVaXH
和尚甲:昨晚天氣炎熱,院主也許是中暑而死。85Please respect copyright.PENANAshiwzE5bng
眾和尚:院主,你老人家安心的去吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAiUv5f8sK9J
悟空:昨晚,有我的吹風罩送他一程,你們敬愛的老院主,西去的路上不會再中暑。85Please respect copyright.PENANAb4Vm0dbhjh
唐僧:悟空,院主借的袈裟呢?85Please respect copyright.PENANADAWMDcpIzt
眾人屋內開找袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAqsTDDqoNDR
和尚甲:是昨晚的狂風,把袈裟吹沒了吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8VNZafedh
唐僧:不會。這袈裟和我已綁定,狂風吹不走。我感覺,袈裟就在附近。85Please respect copyright.PENANAU6iWzOSWrr
眾僧又找了一番,沒找到。85Please respect copyright.PENANANj6YULQaGg
悟空:你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAjwya8pG9Cd
和尚:有!正東有座黑風山,黑風洞內有一個黑大王。85Please respect copyright.PENANANdCqddIV2z
悟空:師父,你感覺一下,袈裟在不在正東方向?85Please respect copyright.PENANAMTNYXe5tcV
唐僧:在。85Please respect copyright.PENANAukXbLj4MOZ
寺院的和尚,安葬了老院主。85Please respect copyright.PENANAeIOdC1ovQc
卻說孫悟空,把腰兒扭了一扭,來到黑風山。85Please respect copyright.PENANADtRKL1Tbxz
在山上一隱蔽處,發現一座洞府。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7tJgeSjDBq
洞府有兩扇石門,緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板,寫有六個大字:黑風山黑風洞。85Please respect copyright.PENANAFMC9vh4UPl
悟空:沒錯。是這了。開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANAonCG29Io2z
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbZOI8Act8d
小妖:大王,門外有一個毛臉和尚,來討袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANA4rCRuxCWPy
黑熊怪:我還沒吃早飯,你讓他在門外等等。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXV8VoLOtMD
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫4個字:稍等片刻。85Please respect copyright.PENANAdqJon5sh9W
又過了一會兒,石門打開,一群小妖沖出。85Please respect copyright.PENANAOXgeQVxLFt
又又過了一會兒,只見那黑黑的黑熊怪,拿一桿黑纓槍,穿的是黑絲襖,罩一領黑披風,戴一頂黑軟巾,穿一雙黑靴子,走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnVdTuYx54v
黑熊怪不停的打哈。85Please respect copyright.PENANAeB1xXEemwd
悟空:餵,妖怪,剛起**麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAFErgE0OGLe
眾妖一看,見孫悟空站在門外,手拿一個牌子,上寫4個大字:還我袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbUQM0UTwXn
黑熊怪:早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門,別太早,註意時間。85Please respect copyright.PENANA0aRgpyHNcj
悟空:你這身穿戴,晚上,我可看不到你。85Please respect copyright.PENANA8G1joyTa0H
黑熊怪:晚上我能隱身。你白天來,時間對了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAGKLtIWfzZA
悟空:還我袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANA67yuq6POwl
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。85Please respect copyright.PENANAieyQTDOJNh
黑熊怪:你是哪寺的和尚?你的袈裟丟哪了,找我要啊?85Please respect copyright.PENANANZc8XI3LwX
悟空:昨晚用吹風的寶貝,為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5w8z51ZmdY
黑熊怪:噢,昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風,把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**,昨晚被震壞了,害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償,歸我了。85Please respect copyright.PENANApYXg2t6z5Z
悟空:袈裟和我師父已綁定,你穿不上。85Please respect copyright.PENANAX6BkHjTZYI
黑熊怪:我能披上。85Please respect copyright.PENANA9FtAbNDLBc
悟空:袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。85Please respect copyright.PENANAgpA54GmdYq
黑熊怪:我這一身黑,晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上,有存在感。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkcLmaWvxOa
悟空:還我袈裟!不換的話,我推倒黑風山,平了黑風洞,把你們這一洞妖怪,都碾為妖粉!85Please respect copyright.PENANAET3GpBWFo9
眾小妖一聽,嚇得哆嗦。85Please respect copyright.PENANA1jCBIWRGzc
黑熊怪:你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛,昨晚的狂風,就是他吹的。85Please respect copyright.PENANAC8wc93xtJD
悟空:我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟,《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號,你們沒聽說過?85Please respect copyright.PENANA8iWQB4RAfR
黑熊怪:沒聽說過。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkByBXCs1Wp
眾小妖:沒聽說過。85Please respect copyright.PENANAPUp2HiZID8
悟空:我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空!85Please respect copyright.PENANAl6o1WwwEWg
黑熊怪:哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊!知道,知道。85Please respect copyright.PENANAijBp4s7Qh3
悟空:當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒,你也聞到陶醉了?85Please respect copyright.PENANArdRQrhGLs8
黑熊怪:500年前?你大鬧天宮那會兒,我在地上,沒聞到什麽狗肉味。85Please respect copyright.PENANA8mFdf31pgR
悟空:你洞裏有沒有狗妖?我用無煙型的火眼金睛,現場烤一只,讓你聞聞。85Please respect copyright.PENANANOdUEfOZU8
黑熊怪:敢烤我小弟?吃我一槍!85Please respect copyright.PENANACggjCTMByL
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvUJNagTDia
漸漸的,烈日當午。2人還在大戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnCgqKUbI8e
黑熊怪:孫悟空,到中午了。我回洞吃午飯,下午再戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAWJdmpzTH4l
悟空:怕了?還我袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkP4t1vgESd
黑熊怪:我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外,中午的太陽光這麽強烈,我這一身黑,容易吸熱。再打一會兒,我中暑的話,下午不能和你再戰了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAABlcYhijNt
黑熊怪虛幌一槍,撤回洞裏,收回小怪,關了石門。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJlH3aw8QCG
門前掛出一個牌子:午飯時間,請勿打擾。85Please respect copyright.PENANAuKTHAoZ2BG
孫悟空返回觀音院。85Please respect copyright.PENANASmuP3XYai3
唐僧:悟空,袈裟找到沒?85Please respect copyright.PENANARFHkjVLczA
悟空:已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5wAEyufVa5
唐僧:你沒拿回來?85Please respect copyright.PENANAAbNjZ81AJA
悟空:妖怪不給我。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXMY8IXzauk
唐僧:你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。85Please respect copyright.PENANA6P7kYUqglf
悟空:妖怪被我打餓,回洞吃飯去了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnPBVnx44zV
唐僧:我們也吃飯。85Please respect copyright.PENANAd22HSR19Tu
吃了午飯,孫悟空返回黑風洞。85Please respect copyright.PENANADlxBRgdGS2
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANAtqiQxup08v
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKnRtLt1gfG
小妖:大王,那個毛臉和尚,又來討袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANAhDXLlVoAyZ
黑熊怪:我要睡會兒覺,你讓他午後再來。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUmXcDxDsWA
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫8個字:午休時間,請勿打擾。85Please respect copyright.PENANAI4r6Pw9R82
過了很久,石門打開,黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。85Please respect copyright.PENANA02jbVFng73
悟空:咳咳。妖怪,你午休時間太長了吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAlqK0E9Hd3b
黑熊怪:昨晚**沒睡,我午休時間長點,補補覺。85Please respect copyright.PENANAHCo5LhdDYs
悟空:還我袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANAzfhsGDMZVW
黑熊怪:吃我一槍!85Please respect copyright.PENANAwkQ7VUWIeK
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAlxjXyIaFeY
兩個從洞口打上山頭,從山頭殺在雲外,吐霧噴風,飛砂走石,只打到紅日西沈。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5ynmRttBJi
黑熊怪:孫悟空,天要黑了,你我明天再戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAt432tVQ1N0
悟空:你回去吃晚飯麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAcRvxCYV65l
黑熊怪:不。天黑你看不到我,你瞎打,多累啊!85Please respect copyright.PENANAKdF1ddXle5
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍,帶小妖撤回洞裏,關了石門。85Please respect copyright.PENANABBgXSahWtx
孫悟空又返回觀音院。85Please respect copyright.PENANAF5Qm0KSmge
唐僧:悟空,妖怪呢?85Please respect copyright.PENANA2xU7J27eNU
悟空:師父,妖怪又被我打餓,回洞吃飯了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnCIHNzL04T
唐僧:額。85Please respect copyright.PENANAH04q1qUfgt
第二天,孫悟空返回黑風洞。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZle8533w7I
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!85Please respect copyright.PENANAFKj7AkJZPG
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個紙牌,上寫4個字:今日免戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvTVGD2CMQJ
悟空:餵,今天怎麽不打了?85Please respect copyright.PENANAbTCXNjo6CH
小妖:今天,今天我們大王過生日!85Please respect copyright.PENANANQWABhLHBF
孫悟空又返回觀音院。85Please respect copyright.PENANAyjTtkwemkH
唐僧:妖怪打死了麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANA3hMuVhyVxG
悟空:師父,妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。85Please respect copyright.PENANAzdBfeHRsSe
唐僧:悟空,你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日,明天妖怪走親戚,後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行,西去求經,時間緊迫,不能和妖怪打持久戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKragwgzzra
悟空:這裏是觀音禪院,我們都膜拜她的塑像,我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。85Please respect copyright.PENANAU184CIGBuZ
嗖——!觀音出現。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZBnju2vbfx
觀音:悟空,我來幫你了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAz1lFXq8BnG
悟空:姐姐,你在南海,聽到我的傾訴?85Please respect copyright.PENANAtSzmRS4ERS
觀音:我路過聽到。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkFFVo6e1Sr
悟空:那個黑熊怪怎麽對付?85Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3t4BJqx6T
觀音:悟空,你會不會蕩秋千?85Please respect copyright.PENANAH3YKkfIvDu
黑風山。黑風洞。85Please respect copyright.PENANAEqUcHpxmDO
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子,手拿著一個玻璃盤兒,盤內放著一粒仙丹,走到洞口。85Please respect copyright.PENANAOrrfXuAps9
靈虛仙子:開門,開門。85Please respect copyright.PENANAetxCz6PWdf
小妖:誰啊?85Please respect copyright.PENANAmMlyRRp6ug
靈虛仙子:靈虛仙子,前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。85Please respect copyright.PENANAmzOtNEezqy
小妖向洞內報告。85Please respect copyright.PENANABjmuwwMQlL
小妖:大王,門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女,祝賀生日。85Please respect copyright.PENANArvjT8RW7Ot
黑熊怪:快請!快請!85Please respect copyright.PENANAu85fcKjGjG
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。85Please respect copyright.PENANAl2GhYIeJ1n
靈虛仙子:大王,我聽說有個和尚要袈裟,你和他打了好幾天,也沒個勝負。85Please respect copyright.PENANAincekAfjIS
黑熊怪:是滴。85Please respect copyright.PENANAypg2emHdYt
靈虛仙子:小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹,我保證,你在3分鐘內,打敗那個和尚。85Please respect copyright.PENANARNNHXT7UkN
黑熊怪:這仙丹有什麽功效?85Please respect copyright.PENANAEYcfoPWFMe
靈虛仙子:吃下這粒仙丹的人,攻擊力增加100,防禦力增加100,攻擊速度增加100,生命值增加20%,魔法值增加30%,還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。85Please respect copyright.PENANAIHpVzbXfIi
黑熊怪:哎呀!竟有有6個屬性。85Please respect copyright.PENANAhGxgtRnIM7
靈虛仙子:還有個屬性,可以健脾開胃。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUMahpqRF2u
黑熊怪:我吃!85Please respect copyright.PENANAF5QUvS1ldV
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。85Please respect copyright.PENANAlAUHdVtZFv
仙丹是孫悟空所變。85Please respect copyright.PENANAL3cTdlIQrV
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。85Please respect copyright.PENANAyIFHklCCaE
黑熊怪:我,我肚子疼。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVSsMdjHuFG
靈虛仙子:那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟,不交的話,我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子,我掛在樹上,我也蕩蕩秋千。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkpPIDVeHYu
黑熊怪:你……你究竟是誰?85Please respect copyright.PENANAvM3k6h3ZVJ
靈虛仙子變回觀音。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJtQgR3mueb
觀音:交不交?快點。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbvJ7ANNMAl
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,是你啊!你替孫悟空要袈裟,直接要就行了。沒必要變個美85Please respect copyright.PENANAY6XMpT2zkC
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子,害得我肚子疼。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXl9vS8q7rl
黑熊怪交出袈裟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKnNc4x6ktO
觀音:悟空,快點出來吧,裏邊缺氧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAnxn4XOve8R
黑熊怪:孫悟空,你從我哪出來?85Please respect copyright.PENANASA9mFBi9hR
孫悟空:從你嘴裏進,從你嘴裏出。85Please respect copyright.PENANAa5Wn8mjDTh
黑熊怪:你沒進我大腸吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAbRq9FczQLb
黑熊怪張大口,孫悟空飛了出來。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVpw0cn4C6w
孫悟空:觀音姐姐,我滅了黑熊。85Please respect copyright.PENANA76aa9NK2xU
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,饒命啊!85Please respect copyright.PENANA5XxzRr5t68
觀音:悟空,我那落伽山,無人看管,我帶他回去,讓他做個守山大神。85Please respect copyright.PENANAiKYQKMohbZ
黑熊怪:大神?我要做大神!我要做大神!85Please respect copyright.PENANAyeYGcOTAur
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