师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFnh2sqHVc
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP6A2l1b9a
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFyoQ187Lr
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5QR0dYO4t
悟空：是。师父。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc56asHfc4Y
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLul2Bwc5Z
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVwn417jZk
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylC3SSpy1M
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5wkmXAOAd
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUzBV9dpYz
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMfqSshkfx
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C6zYcIMCQ
家丁：你会降妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdke4AKufQA
悟空：是滴。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1oKYGVWrC
家丁：有没有降妖证？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzocrXzR87p
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAyppu3P6A
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHZ4Zoz9LR
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiktoxI0Bc
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR1gYquCLr
悟空：我有证人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06WJIW060J
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQMwYwzJwA
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkDsRyr9Wg
家丁：他真的能降妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZLWezXgEb
唐僧：能，我是证人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQwJmqsgfn
悟空：目击证人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHMQyZGR6r
唐僧：我是目击证人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6lbf3yV3F
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uzIlCUl6G
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1a0JPbydm
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBo0LH5Mdt
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jPhtSbI4c
家丁：哦。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz3g08H1yy
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ptvxrZHyJ
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfUHZRlNQF
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNswvx9XU3
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrCeaoPJ5u
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9NxXXSpy9
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX8p2Hh3Ap
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImtw8WOWw5
高太公：2位是降妖的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKak7h6DOd
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdm7AQ636k
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC85RgXblk
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6mjl10r41
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lYYHVmkBy
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYMUYf74eY
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5XWuaUpEa
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzARQon1Iu5
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDH9l3Jwjc
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe12796anHE
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3jQ74g5EG
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QJGOXeFBD
悟空：牛妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFgcKqWziL
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwUt5NaIdJ
悟空：猪妖？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcaWUC7dVn
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg6X5TAlXE
悟空：不喝汤？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotLdYCZUCX
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEidK9OjgSK
悟空：配什么菜？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK2atRtAOa
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt1xvNn7Jq
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98tDSaMENU
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUzHwlYnYR
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNNFNakLit
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKap6phASP
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN6Kfhq4gj
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D1X1Lr2h7
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4vXQE6Faj
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytRqjMh6DJ
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcXVhXTY3Q
悟空：猪啊！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtGCv4IvVs
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuHRQOW0X6
妖怪也呕吐不止。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKIMTyVuMS
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgpdf5I0uF
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawCnqSS926
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo068xDg8mY
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U5rmaAS4K
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzP1z1Upd0
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDQUjhowQV
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K4FjeAwif
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAgkfubpdN
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ftvWcO3up
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlRaBMjf5p
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRDYjMVVT4
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJysdntU6QQ
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYYzppf7Wf
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEukxc4UKKH
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnudHi72kz
悟空：我就是！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wR5oX2n3Q
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB2T8Cc8Qo
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBZ67IpWz2
妖怪：我闪！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ84polvkz
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRslPaaM3mr
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJPnT75KJk
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWX8UVcodd
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBefn4SnBx
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQcd2EJRPh
悟空：出来！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdP2XTA9Ab
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck4V7E3jpf
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySLqnX3Jue
悟空：我以为你睡了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jLSeGbmJI
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgHmdfWiAE
悟空：时间太长。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeRkbHvpa4
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM8gnUa6yg
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo5g6ivstz
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsctNwWiq4
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4xVC7riqB
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCLujopKQH
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF42KtmXf14
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJWc2dTBWT
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GUJxLnuvm
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjB1eQT5l7
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aoq3q39hI
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mXcK03BIG
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOhs9R896w
猪妖：真的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYk9C0F3mF
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8NBo2reRa
猪妖：吃我一钯！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0bXpad8I1
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iQ1xsTeYJ
猪妖：打空了？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUOGIWT0ED
悟空：没。是你没打动。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja6Cdt5jPW
猪妖：你的头好硬！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvdgIqVy7Q
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxJlgDhYtO
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxMMbqwcC7
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw3BlYl5hy
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaKysrUVwJ
悟空：欢迎光临。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr9QQYTtBN
猪妖：我要睡了。88！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxF59CQhfT
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF47kSJUxJk
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHLuUR6IGj
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6AISlmmaV
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKkkZoa87W
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMj2Ironeg
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PCapV1TVy
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEKDXwws0Q
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxkmtrLnry
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1o5ZDSLWj
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Sufz5mYoL
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPN9WQjiUx
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHMN4e5V2P
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlPQpvPd7l
2人拥抱，流泪。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RRFeBz2oC
悟空：我带你见师父。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0sa96iHAf
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSk0yxSKTS
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PDYjWjrR1
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtAFF82lMr
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTun1JuqTfX
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv0zChm6ne
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRQKEM53nM
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SiuLaHYTg
猪妖：师父！师父！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyzSDstZ0u
唐僧：你叫我师父？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJwdZaHbod
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErVVuhgmw0
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhS8Pqz7tc
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5DNlbctPR
八戒：我是猪八戒……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCyLZgXI3y
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTZsOtQbY6
八戒和悟空边说边表演。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUHLdR9Eu8
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbepg29l2kf
八戒：不要！不要！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHZznREUVQ
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcDEjN90q7
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唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvRxIvy4LD
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一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNPuqYzma6
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