师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlN3fOYVgl
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5jAMd9vJo
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8xiyOYpd2
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw4AKqRA7j
悟空：是。师父。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvBneeohvD
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLId9hwBvqM
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVoIZKkxa9
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSjgsfux0Q
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW3bDmn089
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE9fUdqxtw
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstcAKsE4pa
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzos4solbi
家丁：你会降妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASvlJnVbQ9
悟空：是滴。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrpxxfLneX
家丁：有没有降妖证？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACHkSi0KT0
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33J60TXBFZ
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPvkbncTUa
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu0e5ZpNiW
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCCCUwya4b
悟空：我有证人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FgWy3hd9V
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ho23LRrAM
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrwpFuYRrY
家丁：他真的能降妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E2jDpGq0z
唐僧：能，我是证人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciXeY5QwTf
悟空：目击证人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VyOXca0DP
唐僧：我是目击证人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRgZ5uYyVz
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCzVra5wyT
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6CNgwO22a
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysIQ8CcZlr
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto34N0JUjP
家丁：哦。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OEVEbBPQE
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSvcLsQfbr
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4aP2hzVfr
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz6lhRyUJR
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpepBhq8dHq
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JVol0pRW3
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMnTA3HW1z
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YIApoCoI4
高太公：2位是降妖的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOy7WT3tlK
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1DxWXsDfz
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLUdmrtxPz
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQJPbc3OrQ
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBE9z6mYG1
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLI5NpOyB4
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYqZ9dE54B
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNUVuMKpGM
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghgxSAjBHc
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQARzL4CgQ8
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUdlhKbPWY
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uxFDcWxdp
悟空：牛妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdB99wkvyz
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4qtWyugZk
悟空：猪妖？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwLAJyWSrM
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ59om3IiMe
悟空：不喝汤？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm4gzdpDqC
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiSJ4ZD8Zc
悟空：配什么菜？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJM9u598Gv
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡingxWzD1wK
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7J4VwOngI
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZvTvWfIL8
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVtP340d6L
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb83TULEsv
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc5DAgpmEL
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI74XawOEQ
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn6XJGWVDV
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH62Sm3h0ZV
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC1HMPk9mD
悟空：猪啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAifGwQbGT
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9UOtIqByx
妖怪也呕吐不止。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa2CZ3Hx3Z
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIrAHzJDsp
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd7WUEcfNU
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG0ExwPBv5
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkc4cMNNVz
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqiCeTPppy
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDRr1ApPGV
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c5dXDtEtI
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQgJnEDYpN
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40Jz74gUgm
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAYd1JO3Th
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYnqNrU2nj
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl8x74zaFc
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUnXfoNt0N
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvLBS6YWpN
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl34uqLLUjy
悟空：我就是！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXejTxdpoia
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFnuUaJThZ
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iXDfoCtOF
妖怪：我闪！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV9xuRH5Jw
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAxKYv8EIw
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmv6O41SG8
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdWjIiSjMw
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mg6s8cOSj
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoGdiAsYdx
悟空：出来！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJkJ3n09qS
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OgSvkPkau
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkPfqAb0W5
悟空：我以为你睡了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSHjKgf09N
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwewSYdSz8i
悟空：时间太长。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1fOvj7dXz
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGASYGT42KF
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SX9iVRetX
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwETNMiQ5z
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4qpuAvAN2
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd0Jzskzbu
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLr0Mg05LJ
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKsv4VDN7E
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuJLOkp0nr
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTHMWOr0XV
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3su1hwSaZQ
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYMCcbohRW
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMJz9TjUZO
猪妖：真的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx0Xj64Xgn
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyXNjr5SBV
猪妖：吃我一钯！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEbInhINKN
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aGGfbNgQy
猪妖：打空了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkoUhHDGIO
悟空：没。是你没打动。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3RMw7L9jS
猪妖：你的头好硬！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiKvKu0WZ0
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFyOStIIM5
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll4Kd36krn
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKCs5mCA18
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6WhhCYJrM
悟空：欢迎光临。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRkNfFM6kw
猪妖：我要睡了。88！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9YakNZKyu
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWYLBrAMos
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4BbOCPM58
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdpwlafGXO
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGdmUOUocu
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8585dLM4YP
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtON4XSE0h
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWlPEZVAtX
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlu8fZ43SO
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiS3vpJCH8
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPJk6koFOk
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU93TyT6tP
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQtetvgYFv
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIsaW59avq
2人拥抱，流泪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPSSQjH5om
悟空：我带你见师父。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCTTHkjZT9
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu2XOMJxuC
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NqFac3Yog
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5Q29Lb2vv
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceaN0GmCgl
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAFkRKqJIX
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8GVsrdd1L
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMkcPSVy3s
猪妖：师父！师父！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK54QIrDW7Y
唐僧：你叫我师父？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlkjSQdDo0
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTDGCn8JUh
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTEavkmxbC
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOW0xxTVFw
八戒：我是猪八戒……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm27VNBoBDM
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMakx9vbeN
八戒和悟空边说边表演。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RK7rfHhzo
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLMvVwgLS3
八戒：不要！不要！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zf9WNtowO
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqWKPmxtd5
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCXUNwARxn
八戒：我不吃5荤3厌。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTU7WdjrMb
唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5yldKBdSk
八戒：我也不知道。5+3＝8，我就叫八戒了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQkZ52XwMo
一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4UnlUEsMC
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