孫悟空走進蟠桃園，眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃，沈沈欲墜。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgFS54qWoy
悟空：我得小心點。掉下一個，會砸到人。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxqwjKYnj4
忽然，地上冒出一陣白色煙霧，煙霧裏閃出一人，乃是本園的土地。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlgar3lZWA
悟空：誰呀？誰呀？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSQXq9iWVn
悟空捂住鼻子，咳咳幾聲。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bZsaiC9Ln
土地：大聖，到此何事？我是這兒土地。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayakliiHNq
悟空：我奉玉帝點差，代管蟠桃園，今天查園。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle4eHaeAP0
土地：園主，你是第一次來吧？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJL7jWgzdi
悟空：是。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XpdRLgUfs
土地：我，給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT58epPZqj
悟空：先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你，以後從地下冒出，別放煙霧，汙染空氣。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6aBSBm6d7
土地：大聖，剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQJ5fvw1xF
悟空：無塵、無菌？我怎麽聞到咳嗽？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9bhxptN71
土地：這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧，是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧，引發咳嗽，還有利健康。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9j0oZcbP7
悟空：是麽？那我放心啦。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMZA5zTWx1
土地：好了，我給你介紹一下本園。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWZsycCyyw
悟空：很需要。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvskOpzWKlX
土地：這蟠桃園的桃樹，一望無際。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPlE8j7fwc
悟空：看到了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyJB2ofUUp
土地：每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ229PodIzbZ
悟空：也看到了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OB1eCh5bz
土地：樹上的仙桃，受重力的影響，沈沈欲墜。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9HdfmabIy
悟空：這點不知道。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ34JYQUKD1
土地：這蟠桃園的桃，人吃了成仙得道，體健身輕，霞舉飛升，長生不老。與天地齊壽，日月同庚。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAKHXa7kUK
悟空：狗吃了會怎樣？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajiXWKsv76
土地：啊。。。我們上界，從不拿動物做實驗。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2JTM2HuBw
悟空：我有點餓，吃一個。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK2rsRONe3
土地：不能，不能。這些仙果，嚴禁私人私吃，需玉帝批準。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yq8iSlQeC
悟空：這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子，隨時有可能掉下一個，砸到人砸死人，你負責啊？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98bp0I4Bzw
土地：當然是你做園主的負責。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e4LhZQRUc
悟空：是我負責，安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下，等會你我同吃，76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsgMTfV0sP
不是我私人私吃，無需玉帝批準。怎樣？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UMtqJihPC
土地：好耶！我早餓了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwonmL9TFVN
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃，和土地一頓狂吃。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl9NiSjz0m
悟空：我吃飽了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTfiSqvHAB
土地：我早吃飽了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgX10YsMH8
悟空：吃飽你還吃個不停？別吃出人命，安全第一。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgCiDgkKzf
土地：我好久沒吃，想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWpuVb8bYF
悟空：你看，那邊、那邊，還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全，我想繼續清理一下。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylqSkVoOsK
土地：已經吃飽了，你還弄那麽多幹嗎？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmclEPTeyF
悟空：打包帶回家。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TGAd9OWha
土地：哈哈！我幫你繼續。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg676Z80NVi
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃，都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGAyxrkwN4
土地：這下變安全了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO6lEGHZCK
悟空：過一陣子，小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUC7w9gpgH
土地：你我繼續清理。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIAHFRIGXX
悟空：除清理之外，我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWWOb6Td2M
土地：這樣更安全啦。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo4MsVXNm8
某日，孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAHW8SlPTn
這時，來了一幫仙女，個個手挎花籃。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIFAdhj5wW
悟空：什麽人？有沒有通行證？怎麽進來的？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkefyADYI38
仙女：大聖，我們一步一步走進來的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPKS9kvmyv
悟空：進來也先招呼一聲，小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFfV06jPaA
仙女：王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命，到此摘桃。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmMfn2nrJ5
悟空：哦，王母要開Party。不早說，我幫你們摘。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4yenaSeqH
悟空幫仙女摘桃，邊摘邊聊天。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbirzqVbt8
悟空：王母開Party，都邀請誰參加？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PFxMEkOxu
仙女：很多人。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULTh430SHx
悟空：說說。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyjOwdQgaa
仙女：有，西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢，南方南極觀音，東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁，北方北極玄靈，中央黃極黃角大仙。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UD5cATH4w
悟空：人挺多的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVzoXzhgzn
仙女：還有五鬥星君，上八洞三清、四帝，太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘，海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV0LYvxfC1
悟空：還有哪位？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyBADCPAzC
仙女：沒了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSonYMqHYPB
悟空：人也沒多少。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pyqZEobVZ
仙女：摘桃。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiBWRXXPN7
悟空：怎麽沒請我？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhafMd7qorF
仙女：座位滿了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07XiJx8709
悟空：理解。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX3JcorykV
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃，走了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdyrMNCgql
土地：大聖，你真不愧是齊天大聖！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxj6uHpusm
悟空：怎麽？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn2tiVGjlz
土地：王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會，你一點不生氣。有氣量！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLG6FOXtRg
悟空：蟠桃我吃的想吐，參加什麽蟠桃勝會？切！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiQ8zuJvjE
土地：你不知……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAocVMYBJAg
悟空：我睡會兒覺，醒來叫你，繼續打牌。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbOHrTbFwS
悟空在樹上睡著了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtDebX9ExK
不知什麽時候，蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空，被酒香熏醒。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qrk5rFbAC
悟空：土地，你喝酒也不叫我？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1h8LG6rVp
土地：園主，我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI3fjI5YZn
悟空：沒喝酒，哪來的酒香？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzBnpQYhOa
土地：這酒香呀，是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDROsKDSQ07
悟空：蟠桃盛會有酒筵？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax5DFThYNv
土地：有。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakX60TEhfs
悟空：你怎麽不早說！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcIfQyKZGc
土地：早在你睡前我想說，我還沒說，你睡了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlUJaeY7u0
悟空：這裏暫時交給你。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMY3kn6Tvp
土地：你去哪？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs1WjmVDQ1
悟空：參加蟠桃勝宴。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wkqlHFQxY
土地：王母沒請你。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wjzwV3QPk
悟空：那麽多人，容易混進去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJPLmk25Pq
土地：你說你不去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xCzY4vo4g
悟空：我現在想去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBytpjmpPR
土地：小心。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWttmTHQBGx
悟空：放心。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBL6XcqJCo
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒，飛向瑤池閣。飛著，飛著，聞到一陣臭味。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgN4dnMRRx
悟空：怎麽變了味兒？方向有誤？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS78H2S6aYt
這時，赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0iDWTUuyu
悟空：大仙去哪？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGiog2dtMl
赤腳大仙：王母請我到瑤池閣，參加蟠桃勝會。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu9Nh8DJGs
悟空：參加勝會的人很多，勝會是公共場合，你應該註意一下自己的衛生。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAoJ37MV11
赤腳大仙：啥意思？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T966IxLNT
悟空：你腳臭，需要洗洗。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bw2UY7bg1
赤腳大仙：我腳臭，大家都知道。我不洗，我急著趕路，不能遲到。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKWve9JMkZ
悟空：以前你不洗，以後你不洗，但是，這次的勝會，你必須洗。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHgTs4H2wY
赤腳大仙：有這麽嚴重？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLCDUsf22E
悟空：這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行，不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間，你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈，重者把人臭死。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoGmsAxLtu
赤腳大仙：啊！我回去洗腳，我回去洗腳。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl5lXBiOXf
孫悟空來到瑤池閣，看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒，正在散發著酒香。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUH9qCuPXl
悟空：怎麽沒人？酒香在不停的散發，等酒精蒸發，仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒，我先喝了！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiAjce0h6q
桌上，還有龍肝和鳳髓，熊掌與猩唇。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5ksftTddZ
悟空：不拿動物做試驗，拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們，這些我全吃了！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxBV1zHuKp
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝，酒後搖搖擺擺，亂闖亂撞，走到兜率宮。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mFgvN12EV
悟空：兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說，這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP8AohyvTi
孫悟空進了兜率宮，看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火，丹爐旁邊，掛了很多葫蘆。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbibdsdMRLv
悟空：規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮，代表玉帝，搗毀你的造假窩點，為仙除害。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLBsjmMkwd
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆，倒出藥丸，扔進火爐。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o0z6yrtQD
突然間！呼～地一聲，藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hiKShkLlM
悟空：額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥，這是火藥啊！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlrhLJA3oq
火爐繼續向外噴火，越噴火越大。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ949pGmuSVM
悟空：這麽多火藥，扔進有限的空間，爆炸的威力，不可想象！天宮又有危險，我又要返回地球。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9PFd2tPmg
孫悟空又返回地球，返回花果山。途中，聽到天宮一聲巨響。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IbHtmYxPi
悟空：幸好閃的快，不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏，多沒面子。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiByoLdcEv0
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