孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxcXHnZVUy
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEUbSWWtdo
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XubjR1TVU
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTujdVHK8t
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGegeoonW0c
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvJfd7sWbg
悟空：你半年前這麽說。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeNpl3uxFN
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wdeuRhfZc
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICQ4bZKE8L
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ilx6B0zzW
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZaHnPXkGc
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvLDs0hr7l
悟空：想我想哭了？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Km0WMsc07
通背猿猴：嗯。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMpJGweDUY
悟空：額。（吐了一口）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtYpghe5Fp
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylfi9hOxab
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qXevyCbdR
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g3DRfg78J
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6bSk30UUn
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2roU2hYnX
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetLRVerpOJ
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QKdBCVZLZ
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAE9BJqWVk
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlufg4Ieu3
悟空：我累了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Kie5ASe6
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58Kpn5VrJq
通背猿猴：是醉了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb7KP9Lgsx
天宮。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDCUJ5ytx9
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh1viodkP8
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABp0Nh1aKL
玉帝：啊！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC5EeAvDTu
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGBjeBa3bI
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnuVPBjNnM
玉帝：啊！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nS46hrOVZ
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hmnt4XR1a
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26oqKfVtSH
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZJuxbwV0q
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYbGlVEoh3
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YMPdTqERX
托塔天王：我！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3m7gjExqG
哪咤：我！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5jjapXaL0
巨靈神：我！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uaPqukpXi
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1fpneb6re
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98C4WXsXUT
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQabV3Eo4D
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOY53ywq38
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuOZDYX359
托塔天王：一定做到。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI58W0jWEt
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEhaXlb69d
路上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3m7U1uI5r
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeaguIFn6B
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc68ejf3qZ7
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BrWOt0avQ
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDVhukfUs9
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuN8jz4cLn
托塔天王：我看行。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NzY7nvqZm
巨靈神：我看不行。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGpCXVlhPQ
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHkuORov3u
巨靈神：我看也行了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeGG0qcA2I
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rpjGp3m3r
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEWzL1UMrR
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5ueJPXfSH
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkj1FkAioJ
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsli8jtzAl
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6uN2zKN6u
悟空：群毆？你們3個？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p2y5nfWJv
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTFxuOI9cv
悟空：總共10萬多3人？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMCtK94haY
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeGR901ZpM
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMDadHNJsD
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mfXzFtyfd
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC3TWbsCBB
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMvQKUAFEg
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoPyBnnrNO
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhHPw0S3vU
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7Q2Uk0KQz
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO3R7rBOW2
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5XTue6s8K
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzy39TcxSw
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBEX4A5mpk
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDCPg846dA
哪咤：陛下！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreSHxkLP6Y
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ946tcPBOGR
哪咤：急需增兵。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9nwjMPp3s
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaFgAEoW4k
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsBYud6uDm
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT9pzlSTo6
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFKVhickp8
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gf4Anf7Sp
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Aoe2hELuA
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtURE1cKHQF
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU0x1rLJFD
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqpuxLj2jD
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDfS3k6Ryv
觀音：我推薦一位。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgTHhH3gXx
玉帝：直說。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe4pa4XmMM
觀音：二郎神。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG03EmDxCyz
玉帝：2——郎神？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgIJlAtArt
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeAudK8Qdr
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPdkVqgLzH
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU4a3AlLgR
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNnACyxDaR
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsgPGfLNPN
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvbWNIi5PW
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLOvyL0qQ6
哪咤：增兵到。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lEsWAZLvQ
托塔天王：增兵多少？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTRu8nPIpS
哪咤：一萬。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl4wZ2REcY
托塔天王：在哪？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgLeWyZfzJ
二郎神：我。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva6Ca2XQjQ
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAAbcJg6HS
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwZgC9PCGB
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTzVzPpaZ4
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjg2DWFb4m
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJElZQAiMGT
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34ktvkcnEG
眾猴：好帥喔！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIBDnvvGYS
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKXrszA77i
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuWH8K5O32
悟空：同吃，同吃。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ie5LgMOFJ
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuehYYbrgJJ
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aVGsNQhmt
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4Xg8gMJhX
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5gTzLEcJH
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcOiutDAdy
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrROIHMU4L
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMegpy95kt
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBrArwHnZk
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaBxFidajn
悟空：怪怪的。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq1btV4Ch9
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWqfbl7jbD
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdqEJderxS
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGAOy56Irl
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpNXOU35JK
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLHZdsBV3r
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZElbp7gYp
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH4gmAWqz2
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBey1ij2BY
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUQP9k1pqI
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Yf1n108s8
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgQntCaF4h
悟空：我有點缺氧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq0cotEhOn
二郎神：同感。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmRjIlw8M2
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnsG89H9Tj
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrGSOLVVfa
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOp9eLDQqI
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDZGhgZJLv
二郎神：開打。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGa9QHvKQE
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf84cJMC15s
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5zQhhoKoI
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSYt99VP9C
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY9s0UvvPZ
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSlYA8n42T
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbeESd3ZNY
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhURst04bon
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflHfSP6qvD
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk29qfwoJzv
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIre3R5mUp0
悟空：這也算神器？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJaVDcr3GD
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0YAeTO5y9
悟空：疼死我了！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgZABYks3p
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc8THHdEJy
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sgCURFqTV
二郎神：不確定。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3Gpo6dj4Z
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDbIQaSLmP
南天門的大門口。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVETi7cr56a
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59wgm8ixGc
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolwEIcyv6q
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkeQGJGGBV
玉帝：你也養狗？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijYaz300f6
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhDZGuMCJY
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyWwiyNQTu
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExfjrt1Ty9
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVppuXjlUA
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4gX3abir2
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawtALniBRx
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWeBuZkGQr
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS70ANToLT
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxEa2tYFzq
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupF4GomuXI
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMEamVUdDk
太上老君：啊。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAdMLVcRw7
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK9pXAdt8V
玉帝：開斬！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYRty2udD9
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77RUgWOPA4
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQXh6HAr1J
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjyHMiFrPL
悟空：我死了沒有？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWGci6RVRd
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeBJ4lVToL
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIRY6Hg3Ba
玉帝：咋辦？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSYfkJhJER
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtNyFc0nXU
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxZewpcDJ3
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODYQJQHIct
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53QoeGBtse
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwkQp3L24D
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY65SDervzy
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov7LqGbnDh
太上老君：想幹嘛？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndKQVMqmsj
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzO3SVCUny
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYChyaiOkB8
悟空：需要煉我多久？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd3v7xNoq7
太上老君：7749天。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmvQNrWjht
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrxDCrhejl
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAcTjNONtT
太上老君：開爐！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ55kWawZTz
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXL6EpTAcV
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRegIm6IO3
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t6IRXu1os
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA95vqTksqu
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasm3q5ReRc
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNEy15wt4S
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHxMvwIPc2
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGNcr4BHgw
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVvpxXatJ7
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkEJsS0WK8
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1cYziz1bH
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnoXLh6Bi5
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMNdXItbVd
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIYX7I9qrG
太上老君：有什麽了不起。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol0GE2saPN
突然，老君的衣服起火。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyRLmI6FQx
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2gZwsDo0K
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfemddz9Gf
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP9rSsGHVC
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20GjC98Ydl
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtlJLzPGNv
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMp4XN4GIq
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfDofKwOAJ
眾仙：啊！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOTkCIbE3F
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cORoHwHaQ
剛說完，孫悟空來了。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgvghmFeU2
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKYFWLZd9c
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23GRW6jRGe
玉帝：啊！護駕！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliKIB8RRsJ
眾仙神護住玉帝。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdMYeiT7SM
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJiwUJL0Ck
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz23mIc2Fft
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rlJNEbnU4
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtSgnvM6sw
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj8OJD4w4E
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBLw9VCQge
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvAQETWsGX
玉帝：速請西方如來！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQhQ0GJHGB
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7nuyL0O5w
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGVpNVJrxS
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKv3OlmUWl
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIx9CP4ObI
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpvr4rgsIK
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOC6qyLtCd
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudB1qj4NMu
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjfWoB8gK2
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqSZsJFSxp
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR516E3eOEZ
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8Ri4fJQCS
悟空：先來一條狗腿。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxJ2r2QqFa
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFgAswXoyZ
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMDUz4Vszk
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTE396lBYR
悟空：你還會微雕？77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFbwAbvUWP
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2ZKgh6ll9
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreHv35F9qR
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcObhrhN1Bm
77Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEDJfTlZnT
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
