孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSGSAYginr
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETzckOtu2q
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw5gMYtoVd
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPNCAIZDx5
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMymgwjlXd
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrIPzkPQ7C
悟空：你半年前這麽說。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCpOBKnSf6
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj5f7Eljl5
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEey5OEUvDz
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmyxD4nJ6e
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6uXkGbipf
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynKFxIWjtr
悟空：想我想哭了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72nFB0yPID
通背猿猴：嗯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8OnRUeLNM
悟空：額。（吐了一口）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WZHWM3pN0
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXRkiU19GJ
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgaqkr8jH4
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaFSUHEZaV
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nCDQ4WrnV
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqejBcVrG0
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww6rZoplip
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDumwXAyjD
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAfeDC26Je
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdoG1VxrMo
悟空：我累了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEbX8ilgUZ
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5atMM0MSC7
通背猿猴：是醉了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BnbJtfEiK
天宮。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi4FxzUeAY
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMEfFsfLF7
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5yHG1vLec
玉帝：啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeu9N3t7dK
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPb4bch2sS
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTMTu2NvnG
玉帝：啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1r5Mk21Fm
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k3tImUwCi
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WPT6fn7rX
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxkltaOAT4
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYOZta6DSa
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK02nQfsE0C
托塔天王：我！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA5CRsBNxR
哪咤：我！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rVV3ENQLn
巨靈神：我！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsWTEqINjC
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3imlUG4QI
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtQXZiBhD3
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHerVNjIku
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbeDJ5TOom
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK8O3VA91k
托塔天王：一定做到。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKI0RHDJmG
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfzg9IxrcG
路上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOubRt4m60
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjA5jq4S6m
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0vfdTO6se
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VxZojlxqF
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnZ2JjH3tU
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrROB9CAiI3
托塔天王：我看行。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw9tV0Ikfm
巨靈神：我看不行。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1Eajs8eJw
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNM4Vdzwc9
巨靈神：我看也行了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W0Rxh2BR4
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCZi1Cbrwm
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCgLszB180
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFVV0fU8g3
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMszSfElj0l
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFdsyFWqqv
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaXtPFflU2
悟空：群毆？你們3個？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJhTPa8cqf
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDHo6M5Ugw
悟空：總共10萬多3人？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwzRS1EJlV
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBCrCe7aSf
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3Fd0M5ljS
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvlUTUy8qe
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RFHSNXw4M
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWjYLRyeuJ
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThvqlsPi8K
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Clknu3bLv
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZxETlWlSl
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcB6wJ0vpp
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7LejGuZwZ
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOFdgezJhz
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXv7HI8FCO
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfO8AGMwu0
哪咤：陛下！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVESI4q7DF
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkAN1ZzoRs
哪咤：急需增兵。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT9STNg1ja
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHNrIcRPuJ
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90ihJbRVUu
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2Ev9GjPC0
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX786ZxbeHw
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8n4ZAwypl
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTBPMQffxW
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCUujpH3yc
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLGrVDUyJZ
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU8cwFtQQy
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u9CFsXukT
觀音：我推薦一位。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyAQcEVLte
玉帝：直說。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T1JntG6Lc
觀音：二郎神。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZELv3dZL9d
玉帝：2——郎神？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscR0ilbkiS
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHHNJviRek
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhf8IVsneE
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofplsiXwFb
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZzmodbA7W
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3LaOoh3Pb
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPptsopHIFQ
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDa6Nd8YNj
哪咤：增兵到。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwLpczYFrD
托塔天王：增兵多少？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwu7SEor6l
哪咤：一萬。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovlySdN0IH
托塔天王：在哪？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwXd8KxBoI
二郎神：我。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRC8RjmzvN
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9E8OesyWIH
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz26b3Kt26
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4COU5ftCU
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUY1H44J0B
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEj0qmptPk
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyWppeJF1e
眾猴：好帥喔！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA2HWpCuNc
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB56ae4443C
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6xLPdCSah
悟空：同吃，同吃。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmoXLS5mgg
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnmZLeUGCr
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCagdbvyT4
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3xgV52rxe
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D0wBBs6Tk
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqmovS4MJg
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAGJnywG6W
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxeH2oG0Pz
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVw2Qg6Uy9
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLbmTIEGPr
悟空：怪怪的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEtPHFJTir
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIstYPRfeq
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1SD4rmA0s
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3FDXr8DYw
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaOrsZEdfX
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDd91vAHSt
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHTziQqZYy
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MQbxdTOUa
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLWYWa5uES
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEXPPe3ywy
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmIEf3grUs
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8OL2MKQzZ
悟空：我有點缺氧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQph2Sl2Ord
二郎神：同感。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd9em8pckn
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVC6YR8lwe
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kBPz0YUnl
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukHeidal54
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMzktAQOGQ
二郎神：開打。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwfwYNKxMw
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI6axUJoCC
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tgV9YQiDX
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWz2pefSDr
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GqgbxlwW6
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxSrtn04Pj
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7aozyng02
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE80NBaPpM
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZI6pWM4SA
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFmqCVKjmU
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBivohJaBwH
悟空：這也算神器？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbYH0DBKfc
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIZ97tALxo
悟空：疼死我了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVemMVrA7Dk
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyHMJPIx0Q
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCY0vBYZ7j
二郎神：不確定。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR6pTiRc4C
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfYmxXgA93
南天門的大門口。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCojIpfRqdx
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkWB6agsN9
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBiiyjlmyY
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd9KCk67wC
玉帝：你也養狗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MvtxikBDV
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUhHCoFS6N
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYoYIOQDPT
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZbFJKLEDp
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVpWEMkFQs
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B9K8tKPs7
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRenH1IwZ7
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsi5J6ry3g
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgNP0YXjPH
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JiYHVIRtY
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iJKeNTUEP
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqhBpGiTOG
太上老君：啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaZAh7MX9G
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen8UrNQiHH
玉帝：開斬！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TTHoF58yr
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pWpLnW9fL
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2DghCqaFL
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPvchMsTbe
悟空：我死了沒有？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyH4nHAq7n
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zLM4sKcj9
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWrDCF2AZY
玉帝：咋辦？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW883QEaoZT
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtERNbLjew3
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOS4DbPiZJ
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ257ptfU29B
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DP4IrwNvp
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS7hA9ZPDk
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOfP2lV2T9
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zbw5ba2OH
太上老君：想幹嘛？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMCjQM8j4D
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3xLRu9ssC
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUOOz1Fiua
悟空：需要煉我多久？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGnfZA5FSJ
太上老君：7749天。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCl56ADJlaX
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnCmyr9MzX
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSCgJPvtCg
太上老君：開爐！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbv5QC84kg
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvNEiYwiC5
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKAY0VlQAl
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvpvsVwlCW
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDUnbDX7hf
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2gco2oZit
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcH793q7VI
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcVP8yhWkC
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJzNLsOpF8
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1thtd1BNEE
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfyH64RHBz
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuJqjoTqN2
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7j5qsKvnr
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sgjUxwO8Q
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7P5CZNo57
太上老君：有什麽了不起。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0WEpV5Sx7
突然，老君的衣服起火。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3CCKQki8p
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSTykgEbiU
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn9ZBLNSWH
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9FEbTRPu8
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuImhMuONf
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2bP5BuKSr
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKlibq5WxF
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw6PnSS2iq
眾仙：啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSqodWyi4r
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrBCcqByBU
剛說完，孫悟空來了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJxwCZ4r4w
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeX62aTPYq
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKV9qwEWjn
玉帝：啊！護駕！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYZdBrfVW4
眾仙神護住玉帝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeedXsLSRF
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit6RuWm7Qh
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16unuFmzDy
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdAD2LJtLE
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QgrSi6fBn
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rZzG94FiB
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzza53sfTq
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ327AwidY5g
玉帝：速請西方如來！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKqWjPvgV2
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABE1Qu8f03
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiCOTNqL5g
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJWjimmx0u
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoMffqd4Vz
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFlo6ngHQi
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIglfUMJbL5
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMvpAclYnB
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3rD6rU3k8
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzGnyelan7
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzofIP7csF
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9aCMbtRZK
悟空：先來一條狗腿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZqMqfHlf5
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72mAZBK65G
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIVqkKwcv0
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEP8bXe3LS
悟空：你還會微雕？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt24rX8BNYP
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdwU30wZbW
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvu1Gx3zL7E
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7V37jzPkK
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