500年後……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxMkYEVaGx
唐朝。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDvvSV1CWy
長安城。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaT5IV8gJC
街頭，觀音化作凡間妹子，在街頭叫賣。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao10kb3WnO
觀音：賣袈裟啦！美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟，穿在身上，冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖，美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖，下山也可當拐杖。走平路，也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUULaeHpGK5
路人：袈裟賣多少？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZaG0YCp0c
觀音：一萬兩。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkodIUlxs3
路人：拐杖賣多少？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLY3ToE9g1
觀音：一萬兩。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk9NBdCQoJ
路人：太貴。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ4YlB9h2I
觀音：不貴。是白銀一萬兩，不是黃金一萬兩。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxCnVk8tzl
路人：我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnDbexP8fx
觀音：這袈裟上有夜明珠，晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環，又稱九環杖。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEAAa6vaBC
路人：九個環有啥用？只是個裝飾吧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy20s27fVnN
觀音：不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣，當貨架用。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cqUR7jeWw
路人：這玩意太重，扛著累。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQnMnjhk1I
觀音：移動性好呀。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVCH4k6gmZ
這時，唐王帶著隨從路過。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbCUWldEYY
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3tOkPqtbz
唐王：我買夜明珠。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbdSfQAJTJ
觀音：賣袈裟，帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖，能當貨架用的拐杖。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ6upjmSeB
觀音無視唐王，繼續叫賣。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgKFC2fqvy
唐王：餵，大姐，我要買你的夜明珠。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb63bBqaNsu
觀音：我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖，不賣夜明珠。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszBRSvY6JD
唐王：你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUkcRg6m21
觀音：夜明珠不是單品，不單買。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp55mFfCeCd
唐王：好好。我買你的袈裟。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgQy9I5Tg4
觀音：袈裟也不是單品，也不單買。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFNUAqFQyc
唐王：袈裟上還有什麽？我全買了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0Nw1OWkwE
觀音：袈裟和拐杖，我一塊賣。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUy8lrzp0hw
唐王：你早說啊。來人，拿錢。好大的夜明珠！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcjx0fSAe4
唐王2件都買下，歡喜無比。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivU8xFpwfH
觀音：我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住，我的東西不單買。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH96OWme25L
唐王：別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經，我推薦你看看。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl4oPX3za7
觀音：講經？講什麽經？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmNljIHwiv
唐王：有關養生和美容的真經，吸引了大批男女老少呢！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCeAcsmi37
觀音跟著唐王，走進花生寺。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaRvENt6xp
寺內，人山人海。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK1HDafBlY
唐王介紹唐僧，2人互相認識。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71QbYaexsv
觀音：哇，這麽多人聽你講經。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvglC4LBvl
唐僧：我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽，還免費提供午飯，所以來的人多。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ9qg15CqS
觀音：你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人，聲音小，後排的人聽不見。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR7O3vwtuN
唐僧：他們有經書在手，聽不到也沒事。給你一本，你先看看。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAIRS3QkbP
觀音接過一本經書，看著看著，突然走上講臺大叫。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJlGgK4pUd
觀音：諸位經友們，這經文我們不能再看下去！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevow9HvhDU
眾人：啊！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY8eFqsfTi
唐僧：大姐，你這是幹嘛？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsRmACAo02
觀音：這書上的經文，字體太小，密密麻麻，講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體，會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，看不清楚。高度近視的男人，路上遇見像我這樣的美女，根本看不到。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lwEglWPet
忽然，有一個人伸著兩只胳膊，向觀音走來。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp02tQWu8oa
某人：我是高度近視，我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtD0ZJQgnE
觀音一腳踢飛某人。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gDAyiYbub
觀音：流氓！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3IhaCNLGL
唐王：來人，打30大板！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqszBDJ2t1
某人被官差現場爆打。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjUwUttTfJ
觀音：高度近視想看美女的人，就是這個下場。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbjw0xvJKK
眾人：唐王，我們不想變近視眼，我們要看美女！以後，不看這小字書，不聽唐僧講了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXsUXLA8cP
唐王：這，這可怎麽辦？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtkdzc6Fh7
觀音：有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經，換成字體大的大字經。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiu4jq1oep
唐王：大字經哪有？我下令馬上換。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rwr10kgPp
觀音：大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺，我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換，先要找人搬運。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWr9UBTytE
唐王：在西天的天竺國？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yKAU8equN
觀音：距離我們這，有十萬八千裏。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH57oyuZ5FX
唐王：108000裏？太遠了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ACahAFm7
觀音：不遠。是108000裏，不是108000公裏。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNerNoRmOf
眾人：唐僧，你讓我們看小字經，我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任，交給你了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOml0GghkRi
觀音：有點近視，只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體，視力很快恢復。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWHnCtIrLm
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼，我決定西去搬運大字經。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l8Td4nE8Q
眾人：搬運工，是唐僧！搬運工，是唐僧！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGTsnff2Cs
唐王：西去路途遙遠，要跋山涉水，還會有狼蟲虎豹。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStcM7r2HHy
唐僧：我喜歡大自然，喜歡野生動物。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRIbQJOnyL
唐王：我這有一件美女織成的袈裟，送你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBJDVlkpYr
觀音：咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEYYaTrdnq
唐王：為減少重量，穿上行走方便，夜明珠已經被我摘下。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6GP42CVzp
唐僧：謝謝。這麽遠的路，應該輕裝上路。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyelflrnzZ
唐王：我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖，送你。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyYa4Q4Sax
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK60t7yo0K
唐僧：這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU10Nk1rHan
唐王：路上遇到臺風，你拿出這拐杖，可逆風而行。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nZm28rOGs
唐僧：太好了！如果快到天竺，被臺風刮回來，我還得二次西去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBAXB23vQa
觀音：上路西去吧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NscOvHhY2
唐僧：大姐，如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5yOcHVAxB
觀音：你怕老鼠？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjmoULFVj0
唐僧：不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣，我白跑一趟，71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JTYvoXQVl
觀音：如來養有一只天竺貓，日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwtPlLsWbV
唐僧：只有一只貓看著麽？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XFKfNTje6
觀音：如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗，也日日夜夜看著書櫃。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3i2OCtNWn
唐僧：養的狗也抓老鼠？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2gqVNn2i1
觀音：佛獒不抓老鼠，它看書櫃，是為防賊。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK6zFaRNzj
唐僧：防水、防火的有沒有？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX4kv3IGF9
觀音：如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu7DGexCAl
唐僧：大姐，我了解清楚了。佛獒，天竺貓，書櫃，你們3個再堅守一陣子，我馬上就到。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gykJp6Xuf
唐僧騎上一匹馬，離唐西去。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5J2Dgj3jJ
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