唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjqtOUnVvu
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRUBJwE5On
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGos8RufD14
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSdMUAdX8C
剛說完，馬開始尿了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOKkkULCJJ
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE7HNwkenz
找到一個背處，開始小解。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5sc3p4TnJ
唐僧：搞定。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDyddIRVgd
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFtoWp2ey6
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzvpLNcWO0
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj3i3TWx9j
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iJ3NrcytX
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGdy4HgwAI
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsod2k66rK
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfACA5kAt0S
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QoM5tr0Wr
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XPWOKkk68
唐僧：還餓？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2csKEuMiBy
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELUoehRTwa
唐僧摸索全身。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2kkrgb6LW
唐僧：沒了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYzrJ19xVH
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiMbaRVFoC
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7vDk2qooz
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x6EJZlBHZ
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfM5g6VwYL
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKH8HxWcnW
唐僧：我叫了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA9u201JpF
壯漢：叫晚了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSYMzlShds
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VnlMS953e
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9lb4KLVLs
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQIJthRQJu
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLSKj03X4T
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEA2LrboOr
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQIBkUPEql
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MJavpjxjJ
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4DdUcTgr6
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDea3KtWFfd
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJTMOMN1uL
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IqbDLCvwp
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l7TQwz6H0
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t4dG2XErS
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsuY98vYX3
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobyCMa1h7d
武緊：是麽。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ8p4bCh9L
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwQroLTNCw
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSZ9mY2Cwv
唐僧：你偷看我？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyjxwakqki
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep2hrWb1i8
唐僧：為什麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoc3iwGX83
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYtwh6t5YU
唐僧：額。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorI4sWtGwB
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoJ9heKg70
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HgUrxdR4k
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV1KGkoj9W
唐僧：正確。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qX8rcfZf3
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8uNAhOfwM
唐僧：我急著趕路。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP3YiiTZB9
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bIVco6jx5
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7Xhu6MJHI
唐僧：你一個人住？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PAC9oF3Yo
武緊：是。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiVIpfuVAd
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRQxcNl5vr
武緊：是。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZNFKOVu1e
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU1ZQhWmEN
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9JvHLu6Ts
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxcHUZ8MqO
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlb8PO0c0G
武緊：它們是人麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeCoZo29zp
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj0otRlqQU
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRODVQ8aPBH
唐僧：生態平衡……70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6btF1LLPa
武緊：該吃飯了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdfcz6GqGn
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVRt25hF9W
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6SSFTlihb
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJWb7jBCth
唐僧：你要保密。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGks8iKZwU
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx6Y3qXniL
唐僧：嗯嗯。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvOQznEPVx
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPpYhrJ9m2
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqN17xFb1C
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr6HT98nMx
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDCBhUWtgS
武緊：吃個早飯再走。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkep3Bjp9Sj
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDjm7QjIT6
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMoAokhlHd
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0l2QsIBvc
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCsYgzUvfG
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPH8jMmMyH
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyHqUEPg0O
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIiKv9dwsz
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBCAsHDUUh
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVaCz4MW4U
唐僧下馬。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvj9wMlVUc
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj9BZChOHU
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltG4uuTWWi
唐僧：你也餓了？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqABuE1CBmd
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGaqouaTvK
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvle7qE0MnQ
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxBFBcrGfc
唐僧：我……路過。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSkYL8WeCh
悟空：我……乘涼。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBZ5uRdqky
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyhDUgHyyg
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNiC1zi7ha
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZOzD5ZQSZ
唐僧：救你脫身？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRdE6Zrk8g
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX7AaHLJHI
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu85Orau7gj
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqPRsEy0gX
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QzEZmFf6h
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAAcFCwtj6
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaadGlxEMh
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KVF7Hwh0R
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvbWITe9b1
唐僧：什麽帖子？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yYbOgjNVo
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTNTBgGmbF
唐僧：寫什麽字？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vvuXKIeby
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM2uvoNVlD
唐僧：我馬上上山。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCAa9yL4Vq
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItRH0mjP5k
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo55AEVZO5Q
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpjjbVQVUZ
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVCsYxSXib
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H6fEPXzb1
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs9MkSOCer
這時，山頂起風了！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW7gSC0LJx
唐僧：天助我也。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqRXMTkxNC
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqQtIneoFX
唐僧：揭帖成功。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RavX7JwS0
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznVYVBvLzb
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYqQgXvjoF
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr025ztfca
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUbRa770Na
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpejxN5rc2
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nHVrlrO9R
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGaXtalumS
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9ChmqknA5
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Sn7gXakTV
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggFKBoBN0l
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAIVxN8tkn
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZDdEJWWYT
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPLxDaMSud
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatnLhnAErC
悟空：你挺能吹。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsZjHaSnxX
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE68pLacLb
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKUQmzO9i0
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsp9JmWpz7
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePsDYTTGUx
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMXTB32Mw9
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZNg5YeJ8t
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU0V5QE85c
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr1lAp65y7
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHRk0EXNZH
孫悟空洗澡去了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwxlLSv4C5
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStJeH1P1hc
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU3Ox5vame
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZFi66pd0C
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDekzyTHIx
大媽：給。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEUvMf9cwx
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy9W0fuKh9
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrnIBr6iZi
大媽：怎麽回事？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UMNKm1z2d
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBQ21sWXkR
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4daVytclR
唐僧：容易學麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9e0PsJizu
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIXhwElldQ
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2NYP3AX8p
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GzOc2ewTd
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntaiToUmF0
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlYEavjvdq
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7dGltPUeB
悟空：師父，吃桃。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYoS1WuDoL
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXDEgJ5O3P
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBagOUCWka
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkkqCff0SF
悟空：少了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLm5pB7gZ0
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFGL05qRJ5
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RzA5ElkT2
悟空：真是。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqglb7dGm5W
…………70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6BlGRzTcS
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qY9wlhoH6
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlz4XNJZ7i
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HCIzsxngM
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ862L6KSt
悟空：吃我一棍！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEebx7PNmd
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGGEPR0utX
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmx0RiyfHk
孫悟空收了武器。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uYTKrqQN4
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25mbJIuhBq
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayDaSpJcNH
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnqMFsIN6U
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqA0fkMFxE
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr47rW6NjC
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHbTlnzUTZ
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYBLkQcQKK
唐僧：金光大媽給的。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWAZ0gEbaY
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRqlyxMsNo
忽——！地，觀音出現。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpEYiYRm3S
觀音：是我！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiek74MakD
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA0D78CGMQ
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkiCwfGr2I
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLkSkVDtId
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3BnVaxIzJ
悟空：有點難看。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Rx3du6QE
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g715G4q0O
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kuaHwSgh6
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB5rdpxJS4
悟空：成交。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsQMuGwke3
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkprOC8Hyf
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgORlmhw4nB
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSPrbW5Ojt
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSufCrgrzo
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlARL43kDC0
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaP71WQ5di
悟空：這事怎麽解決？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WqqhlxGL5
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFmMoXjNeb
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z7xd3ftYp
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF4YgKU3qC
觀音：暫時沒。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm6RUmnYfT
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruL6heDNIL
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jOQRwtHEH
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdrQdMKPzs
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkiszZzaP7
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FYn8tfbpy
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zZoDkko89
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PHQ2JAdID
悟空：白龍馬在哪？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZoOKHGCaE
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku5B7Two17
他就出來了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyLI6z4d1T
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB5nTr0f58
悟空：是不是出門了？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk5gqJcl7d
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2geZvXUIl2
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aAOXaDM0S
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxePKg98UH
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwor1J7EsF
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkMCussHDG
白龍：他還在水裏小便。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Td9QAT2s
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstKjoWR1va
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG9QCRBWjO
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HaACJN3dA
悟空：師父，上馬。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyLu77ntIU
唐僧騎在馬上。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6jSyHtiln
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbS3BDPWgD
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiByUcMC8cH
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDig7pDBLW
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejrTMOgsh5
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。70Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFA99IGyzF
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