唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUGkMnE4Lq
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4SjpR5JkC
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkBjblOrad
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSbyqte7ht
剛說完，馬開始尿了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTGhrVxYtm
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hDNHOwshT
找到一個背處，開始小解。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRIsIVCeY6
唐僧：搞定。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdhcvKrEt2
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjuGrQPh64
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCSpo1gRyn
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfAjtlsbio
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ac9MAjqee
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99xiTCgYlz
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yVLYy8zEF
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTATIG83hF
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s831QD7i0
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18RxXfZY6I
唐僧：還餓？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd27CQjZK8
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzQAg9M7NN
唐僧摸索全身。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqqqh1RRmO
唐僧：沒了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHLkn83zow
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6zQwJ0bkt
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3DPJXvuFg
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNS1JkU0av
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fk2WIuGAn
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe28cS7HH9
唐僧：我叫了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTao9LDrvC1
壯漢：叫晚了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn6xAny2eB
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGLElDh4uV
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4czqJW8Pd
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY13pkljZ0
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8GKV545rI
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSveszm1svK
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVrNPLsIfP
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGth2bGmZYM
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJcChNsDX1
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdcNf3JdLh
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDRObqbE3R
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvHpHSKvET
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWHnmApnhd
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cl5x4hxnb
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsuspHcsMC
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RCpoY3V0H
武緊：是麽。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyByKJ2WyAW
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IJp1PlX2e
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GkErl8ul0
唐僧：你偷看我？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoPGzTVsVU
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkYgLq4Cg2
唐僧：為什麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq0X3YDVt5
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOryqaYMBG
唐僧：額。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkaEd3U5Nv
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwkCZ8hCnn
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvIHsCInLJ
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f9EvUSHyb
唐僧：正確。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5BgNLa0Gm
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgG7xBGGsK
唐僧：我急著趕路。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReBIRSRMnc
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsjSK4SBOR
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgZvfG6Ygg
唐僧：你一個人住？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4OLsmwEql
武緊：是。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHBgmN8CxX
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3E9PNYFHf
武緊：是。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoGBICyT6r
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwpbsQaWoV
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx3qqYcKVp
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpNXK9Mi7L
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc00GaG0Tl
武緊：它們是人麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbVm4orOf5
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMxB3Uuphu
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHiK7fut2G
唐僧：生態平衡……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SH9rR9bth
武緊：該吃飯了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLArstpBzLA
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX6hQR4VqX
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQUYkEURtH
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNUR2T000R
唐僧：你要保密。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUigiaW44G
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8MiV09Zyb
唐僧：嗯嗯。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzz1CwKn3m
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMMlSVVq0N
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX26h0cKaUr
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RWVBFvOee
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuhWx998uT
武緊：吃個早飯再走。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOECNuzSjJO
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbNuiZMCar
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxVrA30ext
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL0bY2ba7A
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMzqUeDpHw
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRciP81cjZ2
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmu518eOBl
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ790iXaNq90
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dG06sDIT2
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvlGxDe0GH
唐僧下馬。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcCpDw8yFv
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnIYOrNup1
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlhwcRbkOi
唐僧：你也餓了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuBAB5UXmm
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ2r7W8ehU
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnU51juAhy
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKP1bUDIpI
唐僧：我……路過。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMHhcccwfT
悟空：我……乘涼。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0bYaTveL4
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43mYLx0MnN
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46avO4lb5S
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yHVkHCI9M
唐僧：救你脫身？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccdSaWQ8Oh
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dWX8LFc7T
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ltZzU7nB
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG3Spgrxyk
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD55ExIMGng
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tcaAITtfI
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84F1jOu4Wp
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCEuvJtsBR
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3jNcNK6Nd
唐僧：什麽帖子？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yqKjgcvRe
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYL8sFGD7c
唐僧：寫什麽字？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGq1VdLeYF
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSmGeNavqE
唐僧：我馬上上山。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWGTMFwziE
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2kev0wFBz
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmojDiw4Vt
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59ox1op7Xc
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUgnBthJM7
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cSYhvupMg
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGp4tKT3Su
這時，山頂起風了！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPKxkEaYY4
唐僧：天助我也。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKdi7CJfAc
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgUvCtcRbo
唐僧：揭帖成功。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJm4ImD8XY
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSoAZ2A7t1
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NTJOxylhL
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Nfj2ND54k
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr85g8aOMf
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PTimSjAnL
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPiGPYNnGv
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ZBHLILuL
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQQUjGJaXo
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFPaxxR3o1
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8Lqacklxe
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzMPxIHZ1u
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDOh0nOI9N
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jPP4YJnWS
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80NRgLWEod
悟空：你挺能吹。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNihQOkUpl
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZGWSc5TR5
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg6gZz0oRf
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMopqNMm3z
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQe8PZTZsS
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrU5luXGkt
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYeDnrRJ22
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBbCQlbsou
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVd27NbtmM
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TAuds5pe4
孫悟空洗澡去了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rnsihljSi
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM8HwBZ8eo
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOycKQg636h
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGRrUlipoe
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24HOwW0ebV
大媽：給。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglrPLrPCWj
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm8paKlehq
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjVfF1zAal
大媽：怎麽回事？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJqr6RVDQ8
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5b433ZxCR
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYgWq20kdw
唐僧：容易學麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VEjhGZdC4
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaluEjcgDS
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZgLhUbIHv
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg11bn7OR1
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOREmfonIR4
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSnvWFWPJw
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7hviGNZsQ
悟空：師父，吃桃。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcnGeDRr7o
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5T1421B7m
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UxFWpeTtL
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ToPz6oR5m
悟空：少了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZaZ1pmjxx
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRZvtiuWjr
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKRMKd3NlB
悟空：真是。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lFikd8fDP
…………84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl9fqL9amF
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vhqjequee
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShK6RUA32z
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAotup5eoLY
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9njxzZ8DL2
悟空：吃我一棍！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlassH9mkG
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGleerE6tol
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRYcNADB8B
孫悟空收了武器。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3W3aGkhXW
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtLFvq1QiA
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mZAGxZs1j
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6UVsY3tj5
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPS8Z0ir92
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQA5B1DpgE
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4AWFRT53k
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnyh3xukq4
唐僧：金光大媽給的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlEN1oRpXE
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzH1s50Ktp
忽——！地，觀音出現。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNcLwt0Z25
觀音：是我！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7bqjZHNrj
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvmqekXJVr
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgB0JARO7J
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzd56RNpDp
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDh1iUc6ce
悟空：有點難看。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37eGubUoMe
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v1bakeXAH
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j1lZ2pxyC
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvLY1UVc91
悟空：成交。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nmDfAESAF
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZrDUjBalo
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXBJTYGMpV
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcyVMsH7UY
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5EzX4A9wN
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle3fQDxzff
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRIszHh18v
悟空：這事怎麽解決？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42BUxf5hTk
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF6FUVGeY7
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnoZM78tEl
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LgDAuKnnK
觀音：暫時沒。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAfWqFPf7p
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfacG0eo28G
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLeRwrVBlp
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvSAWsI63l
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENvsuLYjcd
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTt6J9moav
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjL0BQQSRi
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzV4qP8Fmf
悟空：白龍馬在哪？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivHl6nRN7b
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYTQLRFioI
他就出來了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjLmD1iVJ0
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yrjhh7eSP
悟空：是不是出門了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmyNzXoUqS
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYNEPHpWgr
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfgqiEqncC
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ68rlGdRI
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCXfEWIArV
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JCesOs7dI
白龍：他還在水裏小便。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5CqJjGbLq
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqEHcL1mev
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfjp75ypWH
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFkhHx7zHj
悟空：師父，上馬。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7N7KEiq5j
唐僧騎在馬上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikdnSZ5hQ6
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMewJi9WrM
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn2VfN5E0N
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfxIbarwBx
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxRQWknfVg
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzm9QFAaRe
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