師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MFwWsiD2u
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymsKPCukpf
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAnSn8XymO
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeZvXvbYI3
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlh6cvF5cx
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt7x2zk6Yv
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0DqAFMdBb
唐僧：不定期舉行。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNPzV4xUZK
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yFSzxrI80
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BRQJPYUzG
殿內，有一個和尚。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPxgEnQZTv
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88NdxRVaz1
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JCSK0Cyeu
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJszaTdOpX
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDGYKwWpC7
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXGEXxb8MO
和尚：拜吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnb9ApqFRY
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u2Yj1tazY
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ359etgQX2K
悟空：這塑像是金子的？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R8DLYm7Ik
唐僧：是啊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OuPFH0W0S
悟空上下左右看著塑像。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtyRT8MKia
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fzvqamXNL
唐僧：我也發現了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKnMSkZTEh
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclZmK7tmjI
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnBUwdFTBD
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtJhQN1juk
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKMxjygLCh
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5bmGmxWVX
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqGRp1XoJE
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAq1ymL9R2
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrCTpkjXnu
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Urf3ww207
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KXrVW1wZt
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6xvHFheiB
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOPNkaVjAV
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAFb3vjVy7
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHUpswY3ai
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoJWMq2Eey
眾僧：胖很多。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHQA4USIkz
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS0bePfmcY
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq2t9ozyhz
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOUIZXu6CQ
悟空：收工。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ13mmgjjrg
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgP7Y5OySF
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoymfoicYsv
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfBJ1xXku7
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqMPbrNFuf
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK4xQmLR2n
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgQpKhCYRv
院主：給你當工錢。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAozRyifjUq
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESACeFVf61
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlUDEPoiJy
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDluhWEBbs
晚飯進行中。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpod7pdCsQ
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnfy2goKh3
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSblmRtzT8
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdtesLoXkF
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRc15v7ti7
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6kS6q8E1A
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ476IgkdGwd
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OV4TMd7qK
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCXoPQgjW7
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQFQwvjGPT
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX7OuTfsVJ
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuv73P2Dpw
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkTH1fFUAJ
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KD126SK77
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhjJAbkm9R
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOCpDhNF0P
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFOihHHrky
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeInqZ81vEC
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0yHyHZM6p
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5QoifC6Re
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoIyJAOLXN
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiiXjGNXTT
悟空：師父，沒發現。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6666ML4G3X
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE1qX07Uf9
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQVVQzU8Db
院主：我聞到香水味兒。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXytbqP8Ko
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3eGguIDmD
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6nOHNw1pV
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbtEayM2aV
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwca5ZljWNw
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltIBDa6oOe
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdLCFOkRyL
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z8v5vnJxC
悟空：了解。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSimBlLY5EW
院主：明天你們就西去？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS52EwVzF9o
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZEa6jDNJZ
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk1rhVYltP
唐僧：院主的意思是……？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE6zTyuTdP
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDPS42dYJe
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGEaRtrY4v
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtxWJWHbo7
唐僧：好吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiiq00IOsb
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V5oMsBPjX
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPGjgegFs4
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgQdq1wFKN
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH4S583HuS
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLk5wNTcsj
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtjclfLYAw
近離才看清事物的視力。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WF5xwzwSO
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1rvRT0lqa
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ697OJrQpcC
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWXz3trQFM
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgxj8gwwmo
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu40mw9WyY
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf6AGJCKLv
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l9xrJWScx
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn20c4idYq3
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrLI3qfQuW
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAW4yqxxls
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETRJa5Ke9p
唐僧：停！噪音太大。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi83XHtGQIo
悟空：我打慢一點。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UK3EYFXeN
開始慢動作打蚊子。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9oCJf85vv
唐僧：沒風了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fc5SUhiGT
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdG0DzfvlM
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QYJYxKp6C
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9Ki7ieFR3
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZgGUTiIIf
悟空：天上。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJA8yDZbQA
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9gpb5Dn4X
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqGXLCKbm3
南天門外，有數名天將把守。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATYYUdCtxP
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbvFbc43hs
悟空：我……你們不認識？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EkWLBTH6b
天將：不認識！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHqxiAa63I
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9kzfRkcHg
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmV8FrVkRr
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY4k68QHvN
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8ZMAo1hau
悟空：消息準確？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo1j1QL3l9
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhK1eXr4ex
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU6JcrY7SA
悟空：天王。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN97Agy5RK
天王：大聖，有什麽事？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8ocz2YErh
悟空：你認識我？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQKS2GuISa
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihx2KlTgn6
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DW9GD2aZJ
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJVjIzSrps
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M8srIjmwv
天王：我還用呢。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C9olmrhRJ
悟空：我只借一晚上。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBZZ4gTsnS
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHInBAZ9NOJ
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWOyhM2PzQ
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayUoLUVb52
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT4PngKSpr
天王：為什麽借給他？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfRJyoBFYx
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8OCQMaQgA
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyv1uZFo5Q
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSfDnRJV5k
天王：借你可以。但要收費。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsAVk0gO2f
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplBJ0xnMZu
天王：我租借。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jypxxIntB
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUgjPqqukc
天王：是。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb1CDuNJMz
悟空：開價。我趕時間。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENHUIo5r5M
天王：一晚100兩。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1IVUFYqg0
悟空：天將也是這個價？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2216t7F7OF
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveERPXSUgi
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcnEihN6xR
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHtZcoelQX
悟空：好高的過夜費。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHCym1KLn2
天王：是租借費。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaia9wZfD5
悟空：成交。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFXoX5Epxs
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewjsum21R3
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQzpbmxnLt
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO03z6cGFX9
第二天。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX7LcT5pzE
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHom0GTBq3
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzb9edhWs6
唐僧：這怎麽回事？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnKTGnopEl
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UjQGdL428
出現幾個和尚。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOLgT5E8oG
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmF1jwjTiL
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih9RG8Hj7P
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLCCm7VR8b
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWML3PQQiyy
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT6wn0uo9b
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpjm1FUFrZ
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgDXhUvBCY
一個和尚跑來：87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlMTJirpNk
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFeMFqVBAr
眾人來到老院主的屋子。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGmqiwInkf
眾和尚：師祖！55555……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYYaSzmVNP
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdybTWl5bCR
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdUFJ9xn2b
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bv6HhsLtr
眾和尚：我們找證據。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AygkOKzaQ
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4zBm99nrD
和尚：證據找到！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuUkKZgqlG
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9uCjI3Mo1
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJcqv4e6uS
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1BBfRNDkm
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhnxUxklsb
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaQnAA9lD5
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahveG45hKR
眾人屋內開找袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTFotgfpoT
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl98GdZr2ml
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSkUCegowh
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUicQtPuhpz
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEWTEVED5k
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb9232x6Kk
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qGrzEf632
唐僧：在。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlmAYttbm2
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxCC1YaM3F
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsauNBJMyo
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnFgdt5G5Q
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLbNKtdPZf
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlYRUBdaCb
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZKrcHUT4E
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgnlpPllU3
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooEXBt9Lqy
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdsZpxw8En
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsA8Iwrccg
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV36xE9YOAC
黑熊怪不停的打哈。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakFOmFwqiI
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlaHozSSlB
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwlVg4Go2u
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5hM8D0N8Q
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHEUHiLS15
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJc5KPAqiK
悟空：還我袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM1HyFZPPM
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyYctg6r6i
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHkIzCWZDh
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTEBUUrebs
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIC7Gs0gw4
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYDo29Chd5
黑熊怪：我能披上。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7iZ0YFY9A
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSjKn4yFFY
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJABxCk3vI2
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nErS0BkuH
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP1Ssi4VII
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC2nyCtHMj
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGaM2QLmFA
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1021ax3ke3
眾小妖：沒聽說過。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA5Jz4Sg9b
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4qATq0MZo
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8T47DmjF9
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwyVaZEB60
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvssO39mil
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zj5URv9zf
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXqDTxGZcP
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61beBZXIqs
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4YbsECicJ
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QEgjPJ0My
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLd7wlsniH
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCbys8TOGp
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppma4YMM3R
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6jFNzZWe5
孫悟空返回觀音院。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqtOdOvTEy
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH0FA8eftB
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICfN0hYrUC
唐僧：你沒拿回來？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIabAFcyC5
悟空：妖怪不給我。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdTfYhxbjp
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcchgzFoQa
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiGxPmXtTf
唐僧：我們也吃飯。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu0P4Ihuvi
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0uCGHy6rT
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UKEom91E3
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGXyswqmBA
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYnsh0LcCL
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9viicfxgEu
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziyn7hU0p7
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZGzxUdiXs
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKxohmdYzS
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFpixSSMmE
悟空：還我袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv27cLYP0AN
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEJdCq5av1
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO4wNjakK5
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqz0LDq52O
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWi4my5pPm
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc9BDzYhZ9
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3RacxsFlR
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAVCCFmoHT
孫悟空又返回觀音院。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs1pqk0ckv
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIEYp3nubf
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h48Tn1K3w
唐僧：額。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70kM3GGr5b
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDmLMYsyoQ
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmHARW8VEU
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BmNZBsTKQ
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvY6f3LWyq
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM6n44NI9t
孫悟空又返回觀音院。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuE5WhU6ej
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyBT5QpnRO
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzVObtPw4y
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfjrX4Bot6
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil8JAGNzmJ
嗖——！觀音出現。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDQPibwGxP
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBxFiWSzPp
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhZzz3g7fe
觀音：我路過聽到。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBRE7CIRFU
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN13IsFBxc
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYQRLTcEKL
黑風山。黑風洞。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb9Cnng3DJ
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKBYfCaYSj
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSd6SF3Qcz
小妖：誰啊？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSBTrabNva
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyncyyRRUur
小妖向洞內報告。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcFpFiucaW
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6sRtULOHO
黑熊怪：快請！快請！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby9khitYyn
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiUowpeNQu
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08OFvM3f2Z
黑熊怪：是滴。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sNY4dp1Di
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5vcfZ1eFP
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR39HMuG1L
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLHKdZ1qHo
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFbJE7fXdV
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M7o8xDVEM
黑熊怪：我吃！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgsw90n4I2
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjxcC2h1eu
仙丹是孫悟空所變。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ulp5T2kAj
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtxbSwth9T
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY6zpnCgKu
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxhpn9rI4w
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rn08AXHpJ
靈虛仙子變回觀音。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LOU9THvBv
觀音：交不交？快點。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwDm5bXfed
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8EoqVDvVT
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF5WonKbcR
黑熊怪交出袈裟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZt4uWwMef
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVeWXY3MXP
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOVCnWGlmb
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ8t7AahWT
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUzcxMKbB5
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK5nnjHZzG
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqoAxEIlyM
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZzNTo3Ln0
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T340rHcGe
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7ySVjDJh9
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7fGTyKrIL
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