師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUahhnW4uA
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIBJDyzpb3
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFKI1z1w4C
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL8MkcLRQY
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrEGY1wygs
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxkV8sympM
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipieqLeWjW
唐僧：不定期舉行。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn6gfenGK8
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iH3GtdKaW
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIDXCbhEIg
殿內，有一個和尚。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx2gtdZYZS
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFPqlJzdM0
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt7I4BOSJS
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHNmPLdf7q
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstrVsQRUCp
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGpAZVs1tj
和尚：拜吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItsT03RR7Z
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO8R1YdwQV
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2TZ0Q5EJQ
悟空：這塑像是金子的？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8XiSiqIja
唐僧：是啊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCdFMZzqee
悟空上下左右看著塑像。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzh7u1ajbs
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcHBZxImaI
唐僧：我也發現了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uX9UOEdCy
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqM0yidlyQ
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8z0xkjXzn
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQeNYfybb8
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tVYZJKmkM
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NCVo5QnZ0
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMEQk3cykD
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7vIEeh2wX
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXOxtyKVLu
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCckWpQXZQI
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn0attJE92
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41raeKBA13
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAoBHU9Px2
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMX1vJtWIe
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZSYOexC5p
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcxEvYGtGM
眾僧：胖很多。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdMA0XFBhn
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1hvlkIDg3
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF3Gs6qEsR
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen8CpwHCWc
悟空：收工。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e61MjFy4I
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZcstXilcc
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡito94gFfSi
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHE7Kd118O
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAfOdoKE1c
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YXiGP972J
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqprnoCGv4u
院主：給你當工錢。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExA4BPxmmn
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJlggAUCa0
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56yOxJvbTw
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGVWVWoDdR
晚飯進行中。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeC3KeYTv4
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzdBwCn8kt
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5sdEmo1dG
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsdAf4xslu
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFOnnqLdD3
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMqs6Cb9um
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz24QXDROC
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAgGzHMfTg
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E6XbKyE2z
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW7oNuPZQw
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYD1NEiZJO
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU23IhEy13h
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX61GU6XAG
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdwnIifkoB
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91QxmbUT3T
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShQgXMseGs
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY6plrEPBX
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6fPyT5lum
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzBkO2kJmt
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZvWQsR6vF
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWALowDeDD
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2Nu4dJaKd
悟空：師父，沒發現。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhK8epVBLM
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEetm8hshe
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDzWniVVec
院主：我聞到香水味兒。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVkhsGfmfM
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVFnciGIhe
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQH8M976rv
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnj2RKBYNu
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDB4KSwAZ6
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RdI1YAkGg
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmLLBpEKse
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7B6EO210Fj
悟空：了解。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKvGNuVUtE
院主：明天你們就西去？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wrifXItvr
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehQhS8apg4
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDw7DXrz2q
唐僧：院主的意思是……？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEPusCEM0X
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CSUNccIKB
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR1OCS5cwo
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhN0Pb4vz2
唐僧：好吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWwz2YW3be
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUxgIKxZfT
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJi5DEjXMm
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2j4WDhntb
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRJ1vAiwJ9
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5BPpxOb9l
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oaMRq2Ism
近離才看清事物的視力。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdK3AvUtBA
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94JuMMPhGh
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJrUwBDRcg
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHXBRTwp79
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3aubKwLho
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj3k99vpuM
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKkifzay79
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PjDpAv3HI
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUxkv6ENzd
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyRxh2yS1z
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcRBBlBv9K
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3Hs0ESCIz
唐僧：停！噪音太大。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtm30Qk4M3
悟空：我打慢一點。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqopcXZg7S6
開始慢動作打蚊子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAtayq36QO
唐僧：沒風了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVEvGTGs6B
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO5QR4rzMs
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyWQ3XHC8m
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ECUyC5OR7
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOjKe29YPZ
悟空：天上。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTMoMbBR2X
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNleEJbXFT
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyspdXExck
南天門外，有數名天將把守。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAjpadv6Rw
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVzD2dHUpr
悟空：我……你們不認識？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBYIukhHa1
天將：不認識！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYLRB96pwP
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5s2ma0csn
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuSuV9kxHf
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqceoL9kUr
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwohs0Nrau
悟空：消息準確？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUrUQT605g
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfPH3sFqJ9
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNPdg28NRM
悟空：天王。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1duipq3sM
天王：大聖，有什麽事？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIbM0C2SXk
悟空：你認識我？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnASIGkDFgq
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1aZpqxGCF
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MSpJKect0
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUOnLPfrOs
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqEvMcFoOC
天王：我還用呢。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tERII4QBB
悟空：我只借一晚上。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK3uYiHYxQ
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3Ous0t2s3
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsEEtQY2EK
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhfbNM8WUr
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kQsF4bOJH
天王：為什麽借給他？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zDAHn1YNU
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoykJSBA7a
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyDocyXzYU
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNNCrNsapN
天王：借你可以。但要收費。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3oABIYoiA
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGKvYbYWfk
天王：我租借。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjvJIMEBTH
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fyWlWBA7z
天王：是。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXoJjZbaa5
悟空：開價。我趕時間。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i7LtBkI1q
天王：一晚100兩。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9tZW3p8XW
悟空：天將也是這個價？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYK7wIFpJE
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8Le4rU9j0
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXDe1cDTf1
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIUEY4AVt9
悟空：好高的過夜費。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS0IvS2zGq
天王：是租借費。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg5BxdNuIM
悟空：成交。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWULQaYdKP5
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEfj3yRM75
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36KNe5VjOB
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9z3n2O0d4
第二天。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGPlzv609U
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBNbO9iMFa
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAZXR5i5Pj
唐僧：這怎麽回事？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpl0tIuX18
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhscO1eZjnt
出現幾個和尚。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuuvFzvMNo
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJajcnr5r8F
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYpEQoBY9F
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISD9GxbWlZ
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFVUjyxDBE
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj5AF8Bygi
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ59KkzexL
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx9eNSsr2V
一個和尚跑來：75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoODHCpsTU
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TBlTu9HLF
眾人來到老院主的屋子。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6YBZOQWlO
眾和尚：師祖！55555……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qxqb8nEfn
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHptYzz6Qxy
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1tkI2Plos
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUS0AtUidP
眾和尚：我們找證據。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVje2buadD
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazde1kzFQU
和尚：證據找到！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt0hedEkIz
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV9Cog5OcS
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbGfLSlxEx
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SIiiAUn5S
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHsfyMNieq
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46w7H1WvVM
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiMVSC1rha
眾人屋內開找袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ034esmPjNl
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4vI9C7wjs
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoDGYFngEU
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaxIEJXFwB
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqZTcgE1SZ
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1weFhMrRd1
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk27rJ60BlF
唐僧：在。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AZTfmcOVU
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw0DUCdhlr
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB0N19lPsE
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRlHBCf2lw
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy23BMKKY3S
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOU6RmYHVx
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Kz8TNwyn
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sl7iMqxpv
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXNL8tdl0o
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUrwvS5Zas
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlsPh4Lc6O
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0otpZLT7F
黑熊怪不停的打哈。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjoD74wqbW
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuFinFdEqX
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m7vVwRTPK
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVLDfgRRbN
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeFthpeyf6
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkkgJt8EdC
悟空：還我袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QnZNajsWS
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlKE6LNqNz
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0GZOiR3Bo
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyHjy45llv
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8exRogUVE
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGy793Ntv2
黑熊怪：我能披上。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNxbduRF8q
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hDiNlXqv2
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdknWxLdC0a
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKxWREkWyE
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSSMccQc1c
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBYKJQgUU4
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHtsxGah8a
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBDHYrhjXA
眾小妖：沒聽說過。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXovKAs35K
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsQ2wTTiGB
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7TRWlqa3r
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3uXf3Iq0n
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkM7jtGElW
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX3rOrEze6
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz6RhxlNrk
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWOQbpw6CM
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY1caa65Nq
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVXxpkZk4K
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD3vHeqx4G
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspySrnMgiC
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScsiI4F1Ss
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCQK1ru6ae
孫悟空返回觀音院。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBE8lQoIj3
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dqvRDw5Oo
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrpSr8FgdU
唐僧：你沒拿回來？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknoOxOQTnl
悟空：妖怪不給我。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFFQEqG3zW
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KxSDTVs8w
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2iwBuHTJO
唐僧：我們也吃飯。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI83z0L6Jq
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCSPs6bBKj
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LU9PooS0j
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyuEbWZpIs
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJRoX7WSwz
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpB2YowQWL
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAeLUDUcdM
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jkd77Sgnc
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRz6CInE7J
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5es4WqNwMV
悟空：還我袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1IeRIp31R
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiu8e9TiuA
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnzAxp5FE9
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemE3xyNCvx
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMywAj2EZc
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboSmeSxvhq
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIozZ8Vj1K
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjy4WZB1c7
孫悟空又返回觀音院。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcIycHWdwZ
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8VTDNYyKz
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIyn6iuJil
唐僧：額。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTspbm5YX0
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCD1UOu3Dh
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkKDmJlolR
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqe1UPJXzT
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iKM3Y5Sdi
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy4UVsyLKQ
孫悟空又返回觀音院。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7guj0PuML8
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMZkBnDfRH
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsWiqpS8ov
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjxYcwAhww
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2Ip1B9A1Q
嗖——！觀音出現。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsZtiO0Ylf
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan4KBdbrr3
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KkbrEVLXj
觀音：我路過聽到。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4MyUQ0f9g
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdlChofR5A
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pKFfGSCEH
黑風山。黑風洞。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPyViz4dQd
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUDbFRBms0
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM5l0x9zav
小妖：誰啊？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oWBYHJWGX
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1u1NbX6pB
小妖向洞內報告。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWfn6Bewro
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JJmqcXy3h
黑熊怪：快請！快請！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTapT6pOBy
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEQQ363TWO
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFG7pGs0BY
黑熊怪：是滴。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2pgTJZPGv
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HpraEbgbh
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GZb3EfLOB
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6fHOLEvxf
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkkZYBGCis
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmEBCSota3
黑熊怪：我吃！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJyIg4ZyjE
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXzqp1JJB6
仙丹是孫悟空所變。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuErb2gzBt
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplgaZgt3vp
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc83KUxeaOP
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uLzPKdSm9
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhpXgR3AfT
靈虛仙子變回觀音。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVb9MFBDIn
觀音：交不交？快點。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAQDg2Pupj
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo0ASZR5Bi
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnQluzHP6a
黑熊怪交出袈裟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnFwIuGI1r
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc0HQk3iCY
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Xz2Kv9ho
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ4BnFo7Bm
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusumf9z8wc
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi31kgLhX7R
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZltHd3MQg
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitl33RwP3Q
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGstMUla1L
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZyVqNDjuq
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2pWc7MLNO
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