师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaptbwKuG5
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQBK7lR9sf
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7MW1bqNKH
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVaDyi9YQH
悟空：是。师父。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JLwigYV65
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK5rd7gR8t
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFAnoRa1Am
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqxF3HqkHq
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EqCH3lr4S
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboPXj8EwZm
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaaieiCsQi
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW7AH4KoW3
家丁：你会降妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJCDDRKVzP
悟空：是滴。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G42GsBQYf
家丁：有没有降妖证？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY4rO3qZ8d
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Ub9bT1rR
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WYRV83Qrg
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVzcTnYJwa
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvchzphuP0
悟空：我有证人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfzGC01aUW
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXWcl6WDsW
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrUgUJGjqg
家丁：他真的能降妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1yqTFJWcl
唐僧：能，我是证人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R4HHS4GQo
悟空：目击证人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGerjlFFDN6
唐僧：我是目击证人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvUM5VEuGL
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZVU3SojYg
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYJFQNYm3F
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG08TZuA0R
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Wppx8lCJ
家丁：哦。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntBhbImjCc
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVehIGqJi8
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpncBSibJH
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9W5UG2bA7
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TPYQ4iK1D
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3b7luxLhH
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PP8x3QRPL
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFttzTaxOg
高太公：2位是降妖的？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm7Yqm7oOo
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLTJX2hXSM
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeeqNlkdyD
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fiSO7MEdW
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsS1XiMepL
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuQXCsCQ0Z
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7g9xJuuV4
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc0gd2RmSf
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkcKS2T1sE
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2V0IZTGYI
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hV5qU7DGg
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UUrT1TkFM
悟空：牛妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PTdKFOCB5
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iiwixb9sd
悟空：猪妖？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2jemQHGmO
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUZ821zIkp
悟空：不喝汤？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54sVwSsGEg
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFyuxOSRyh
悟空：配什么菜？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE7IYBS3KV
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxPUPElOeS
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYlGQFy11x
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6VUpEnMP6
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeO96fEdfR
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lQ71Jkelw
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxBubO1jJV
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHuX0Vbmv7
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5s2KWuR1B
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67Mgu7K0Rt
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg6mqkBxQD
悟空：猪啊！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmJa9vGloB
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgecK20RdqO
妖怪也呕吐不止。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNOeaY50Op
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeKjZQfkJ9
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7cBtaQZn5
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlNgAARG6l
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhpxyfzg5Q
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVr5xYPjbR
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IT2HyySg9
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK0EqfTcmM
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwp2oGxocW
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvNQVPDrHr
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUhnKJa0M6
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXextB0NAsy
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvu000u5s6
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnGmTONT11
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA651497zxK
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyOdnpG59y
悟空：我就是！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH748nm5kUZ
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4Twj6pzl3
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF07utBlZR
妖怪：我闪！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DwPzSXM6l
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHr5RjYEsv
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCpLb1yHkw
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhlgXkjaYK
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz8VxyOfDu
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEkFAPiffU
悟空：出来！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4SUoagRVd
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Pp8tH9DJ
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2tN4JIL9u
悟空：我以为你睡了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFV891mOgQ
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWoxdQnUus
悟空：时间太长。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wGMeTczxN
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CRrLRT5Nm
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQbFln0PUn
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDRwV1VOvp
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qMniaC30w
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJASO4RuEw
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPkg8N01Qs
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMMawJ38aC
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc2seYbjNk
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrZR4ubjCF
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yTPS8foyv
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIxqGEEEja
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qDZyiW1qL
猪妖：真的？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3He3oBRWt
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUNLWYtupQ
猪妖：吃我一钯！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz8gjd2PLh
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj6KWoZYam
猪妖：打空了？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMA0lvj1hD
悟空：没。是你没打动。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgffSE25ZDK
猪妖：你的头好硬！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wd9qayEzL
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A3UZ52RmB
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zXqb020Gz
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz94vvQKGy
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHIBKQFz0h
悟空：欢迎光临。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgcl6jNnb4
猪妖：我要睡了。88！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX62PSy3wiS
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX33dSXBWR
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QCNYYbRhh
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLigKNPHes
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4ZWPDDo73
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YUG1gHgM6
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDaDBYLLHN
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZNEXCCree
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4jbE9wRkm
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWYDmOGlSx
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcEPMibFvd
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy81GGIVP6F
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbfyEyHVlY
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxahtRjonWo
2人拥抱，流泪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJquMuKOqX
悟空：我带你见师父。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0dL9aNc3N
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dOyaoATWH
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu71FpUgIIY
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rLwq0bf6d
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCHvc9MM6O
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h6wuCnvaw
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YdOvCXpCo
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8m96j2Ph1
猪妖：师父！师父！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNSDSm9nuH
唐僧：你叫我师父？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBPgiddBAI
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ705iY78FCJ
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QOvCt8ktb
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2PNBUU7Kj
八戒：我是猪八戒……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnvhsHVS5p
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SIlw4zi0B
八戒和悟空边说边表演。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN6AVgPOIC
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWIjK3muOH
八戒：不要！不要！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo14MzYN4Hw
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyMKwv2aoU
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