(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)47Please respect copyright.PENANAR3YhrNnRrW
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)47Please respect copyright.PENANAGQciTE6qu0
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?47Please respect copyright.PENANAurHo9mEp2x
(猶豫不決)47Please respect copyright.PENANAoXgJP2IOSg
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。47Please respect copyright.PENANAgi990M3YHW
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)47Please respect copyright.PENANAV3FakwA46m
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)47Please respect copyright.PENANAklBypqnK83
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)47Please respect copyright.PENANAXwHIr2OWz3
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。47Please respect copyright.PENANAB6ZB03f62B
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)47Please respect copyright.PENANATJzsJklQqC
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。47Please respect copyright.PENANATuKA3sQxS1
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。47Please respect copyright.PENANAjSUdrGjcFy
(路人甲下山走了)47Please respect copyright.PENANAaaUNhUhvVX
猴王:失敗。47Please respect copyright.PENANARqcYV5X9Nq
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)47Please respect copyright.PENANAMwyo0TFolN
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfwli3TctSO
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。47Please respect copyright.PENANA5mIucywebR
(路人乙下山走了)47Please respect copyright.PENANARB8iEngJoJ
猴王:失敗。47Please respect copyright.PENANAdwVOoMKaBn
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)47Please respect copyright.PENANAavZS2m3saV
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。47Please respect copyright.PENANABQslllKSHG
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……47Please respect copyright.PENANApvXbtGIgFW
猴王:你是路人丙?47Please respect copyright.PENANAdqg7S2Ua7J
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。47Please respect copyright.PENANAyZSfKyFIHp
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?47Please respect copyright.PENANAQSZj4cVPg1
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。47Please respect copyright.PENANAU6qvTbJnv4
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。47Please respect copyright.PENANAqmqAFbAaDU
樵夫:什嘛?47Please respect copyright.PENANAKff6F9XbRj
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。47Please respect copyright.PENANAW8ZBe2B8lN
樵夫:沒聽明白。47Please respect copyright.PENANAMhKvq5KNq2
猴王:那就最好不過了。47Please respect copyright.PENANA4fCaWkaIgR
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。47Please respect copyright.PENANA1KiMgNZeA0
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANAcUQCDdZCHL
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。47Please respect copyright.PENANAKpMXpEGUZ6
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。47Please respect copyright.PENANAulaaQRniyr
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?47Please respect copyright.PENANATC284f8cWs
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。47Please respect copyright.PENANAauiJLll7ro
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!47Please respect copyright.PENANAuTdqw2L1JZ
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAJMYmMPEwJG
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。47Please respect copyright.PENANAFq3vnGUh9L
猴王:哦哦哦。47Please respect copyright.PENANAw82A7p6F6u
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!47Please respect copyright.PENANAxLvWQbokIn
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?47Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZHz42vlJ7
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。47Please respect copyright.PENANAGCws9QZg6d
猴王:這麽容易搞定?47Please respect copyright.PENANAeEB5sRBE32
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)47Please respect copyright.PENANAORcPvCuGdW
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。47Please respect copyright.PENANAD6LEB259O3
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)47Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0o2drx5iL
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?47Please respect copyright.PENANA6wYO0vOr0h
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)47Please respect copyright.PENANAZhXM0IZzA5
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。47Please respect copyright.PENANAnsPYZnLI7I
(進門一看,又是一道門)47Please respect copyright.PENANAImiqx3udJz
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANAKbBm3PF3or
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)47Please respect copyright.PENANAihTnr8W0pb
猴王:又是自動門。我進!47Please respect copyright.PENANANSzdoPCtRO
(咚!……哎呀!)47Please respect copyright.PENANApsA0fyeriU
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)47Please respect copyright.PENANAsL66DqQrYo
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!47Please respect copyright.PENANASzSGib8fwW
(門內,走出一位仙童)47Please respect copyright.PENANAFllIyClENQ
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?47Please respect copyright.PENANArHS42wFWS2
猴王(一舉右手):我!47Please respect copyright.PENANAJHFaScZKUQ
仙童:你哪位?47Please respect copyright.PENANA2IamD7q0cL
猴王:我來拜師學道。47Please respect copyright.PENANAncaljjjC4z
仙童:哦,請進。47Please respect copyright.PENANA8wVtwZqMSz
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAgAMaNNrlVx
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。47Please respect copyright.PENANAmbN89JLIc8
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?47Please respect copyright.PENANAx3RE1DgMJi
仙童:防盜門。47Please respect copyright.PENANArtyLLzKz5R
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?47Please respect copyright.PENANARJrGabSqlq
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHAtdUAnP5T
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANAC8j0gVKcRy
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVEc5Chl8Kg
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。47Please respect copyright.PENANAgWfLWhfbxR
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)47Please respect copyright.PENANAvY1K4SUP5w
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。47Please respect copyright.PENANASixMRVTt20
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)47Please respect copyright.PENANACNLgOz1XDE
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)47Please respect copyright.PENANAQtja2gHSHE
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAQBId7YhO2E
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。47Please respect copyright.PENANABgMN45PH2e
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。47Please respect copyright.PENANA5j2XSiW9Dh
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?47Please respect copyright.PENANAGHySrrH0OH
猴王:姓名?沒有。47Please respect copyright.PENANAsPB2dHToHe
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?47Please respect copyright.PENANAmymp57YmLT
猴王:啊!這個還要問?47Please respect copyright.PENANAIXWdLjgA3N
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANA0LsDERDt3D
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。47Please respect copyright.PENANAUCDIn2eRu2
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?47Please respect copyright.PENANA9xAkpg3uJ5
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。47Please respect copyright.PENANATNyL6mgT5i
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!47Please respect copyright.PENANAZEltLPHTdb
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。47Please respect copyright.PENANAXa1mkZ7BAt
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANA3W77mAz2Sw
猴王:是,師父。47Please respect copyright.PENANAC1efBMEYqn
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。47Please respect copyright.PENANAkkZvLONEvt
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAAC252S0ND2
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。47Please respect copyright.PENANA0DjDTXWAkR
仙童:跟我走吧。47Please respect copyright.PENANA8P1f5H48OM
(猴王原地一動不動)47Please respect copyright.PENANAl577gFDMRX
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!47Please respect copyright.PENANA7p4VeiSne6
(猴王還是原地一動不動)47Please respect copyright.PENANAYF6hzmzvBV
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANA444On6FQuT
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?47Please respect copyright.PENANAQTzyoZNWhM
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAG0FoZmDzhX
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。47Please respect copyright.PENANAwdMN5Wg5ma
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!47Please respect copyright.PENANAQAIQwlnuFf
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。47Please respect copyright.PENANA0VdJmLYXRc
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!47Please respect copyright.PENANAd6kFiHyVaW
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANA8ltEHWkGEd
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!47Please respect copyright.PENANAofWURu3VF1
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?47Please respect copyright.PENANAqSaeIUae5L
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。47Please respect copyright.PENANAV2HJQpq3MN
悟空:謝師父取名。47Please respect copyright.PENANAcIyEhLHhWq
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)47Please respect copyright.PENANAU6rkRuydeX
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