(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)59Please respect copyright.PENANALngBWLue6f
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)59Please respect copyright.PENANAIFzxi2YEFp
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?59Please respect copyright.PENANAKZfECYEie5
(猶豫不決)59Please respect copyright.PENANAwpt0TvpUWD
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。59Please respect copyright.PENANAajyBil75DY
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)59Please respect copyright.PENANAuya6fwhCmd
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)59Please respect copyright.PENANAXXf5IvC0ts
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)59Please respect copyright.PENANAaBGGyNRxdT
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。59Please respect copyright.PENANA7eR2qGUxXn
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)59Please respect copyright.PENANAr2obVyqPct
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。59Please respect copyright.PENANAgU3oDY4iYH
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。59Please respect copyright.PENANAP8xxzu7CDA
(路人甲下山走了)59Please respect copyright.PENANAGOCdZ7BZMD
猴王:失敗。59Please respect copyright.PENANAWDqNHAG5U4
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)59Please respect copyright.PENANAIQOlI6TJ0T
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。59Please respect copyright.PENANAOvlP6ujsgQ
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。59Please respect copyright.PENANALY9gTLhuf7
(路人乙下山走了)59Please respect copyright.PENANAz2iAXFlDdh
猴王:失敗。59Please respect copyright.PENANA13Pydx9KgG
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)59Please respect copyright.PENANA9RwJOkVuD5
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。59Please respect copyright.PENANAV4ouUvQrVf
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……59Please respect copyright.PENANAV75pTbsLff
猴王:你是路人丙?59Please respect copyright.PENANATQoUmlPXkd
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。59Please respect copyright.PENANAIO9D8hSerq
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?59Please respect copyright.PENANAOuzOKOOYf3
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。59Please respect copyright.PENANA26VBWUIKfj
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。59Please respect copyright.PENANADUo4mO5sEw
樵夫:什嘛?59Please respect copyright.PENANAvZDCfSqOro
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。59Please respect copyright.PENANATOvdi6qIZv
樵夫:沒聽明白。59Please respect copyright.PENANAeg91yXChuC
猴王:那就最好不過了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAM8lRPBY3C4
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAx4p649Utns
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAOHRaf4VyRy
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。59Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZS8Vjq5vJ
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。59Please respect copyright.PENANAhCd9nUHKLG
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?59Please respect copyright.PENANAloHPIBf8rh
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAn3vkVP3hAD
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAw6RxEqJua7
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANAmvBxjSdIiC
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQwWtsxHNef
猴王:哦哦哦。59Please respect copyright.PENANALbS85j8pNh
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!59Please respect copyright.PENANAksL84ap9Vr
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?59Please respect copyright.PENANAIuM1BqYtK5
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8UU0ykBunj
猴王:這麽容易搞定?59Please respect copyright.PENANAHYpNb8vtzt
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)59Please respect copyright.PENANAk6TpIgfglM
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。59Please respect copyright.PENANA0CYQKeqbrn
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)59Please respect copyright.PENANAHkeCUz8mW3
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?59Please respect copyright.PENANAeSQ8BH7j0C
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)59Please respect copyright.PENANAPpk7HunSdA
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。59Please respect copyright.PENANAokDFxK8sLr
(進門一看,又是一道門)59Please respect copyright.PENANAeyl9ciTP5v
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAwIBov7u3Kp
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)59Please respect copyright.PENANAQSZDiO84cl
猴王:又是自動門。我進!59Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ8qwooyTq
(咚!……哎呀!)59Please respect copyright.PENANAqINKhu5atF
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)59Please respect copyright.PENANAlen7OjfMTB
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAhej05pJbgz
(門內,走出一位仙童)59Please respect copyright.PENANAfdoYRKTPSG
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?59Please respect copyright.PENANAEnEBbOIAAn
猴王(一舉右手):我!59Please respect copyright.PENANAf0gIJr3pAk
仙童:你哪位?59Please respect copyright.PENANAb2LkvEiJji
猴王:我來拜師學道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAjTidbVMePV
仙童:哦,請進。59Please respect copyright.PENANAN9nVxoIF5n
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANA36UKJmjMeW
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。59Please respect copyright.PENANAhAUmzrugXI
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?59Please respect copyright.PENANAtCUQ5ncC8z
仙童:防盜門。59Please respect copyright.PENANAMg3Ln6n255
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?59Please respect copyright.PENANAsbYRTES8Px
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。59Please respect copyright.PENANAgrblvBYjdQ
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANALZcly0Qapi
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。59Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9tBdI0ZOJ
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。59Please respect copyright.PENANAEzEzVmFcS3
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)59Please respect copyright.PENANAPyzNRby2jQ
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAAIBHIOZBSX
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)59Please respect copyright.PENANAw2y6abh8xc
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)59Please respect copyright.PENANAs4WvxyruLD
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANA3IYRrkIajd
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。59Please respect copyright.PENANAEDLB4Ilf96
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHnzJ8qzLtn
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?59Please respect copyright.PENANAQFs0IVIgcL
猴王:姓名?沒有。59Please respect copyright.PENANAlw8f83dZA6
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?59Please respect copyright.PENANAGFJ3ssWiG6
猴王:啊!這個還要問?59Please respect copyright.PENANAPJHmjV4ID8
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANAKq6cgue2qi
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。59Please respect copyright.PENANAo8WcxozB6t
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?59Please respect copyright.PENANAIK1YZVQEst
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。59Please respect copyright.PENANAVPB2n5zzn8
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!59Please respect copyright.PENANAQcf94KUnHW
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5XQ8ezyXY9
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANAAu18tlyqoj
猴王:是,師父。59Please respect copyright.PENANAC3sicoVIGQ
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5O8txSltf2
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHuIG7pkXLd
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAem3emrQoJT
仙童:跟我走吧。59Please respect copyright.PENANAWPYeseIGF2
(猴王原地一動不動)59Please respect copyright.PENANAJVohTlqXm5
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!59Please respect copyright.PENANAzr8ZobJBUz
(猴王還是原地一動不動)59Please respect copyright.PENANAGvwJ1oQtSB
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANAsT116OhE3D
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?59Please respect copyright.PENANAi1mFDMROOo
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANAyXpU7Uh4Tc
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。59Please respect copyright.PENANAddrl0q0oNv
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!59Please respect copyright.PENANALcjodyKGqa
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。59Please respect copyright.PENANAlSM3BupOJL
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAWqvY1Yivj2
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAr2G7xTHnkd
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!59Please respect copyright.PENANA8jXcvps37o
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?59Please respect copyright.PENANAYOKbSpcRqx
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。59Please respect copyright.PENANArAOb4x2bpg
悟空:謝師父取名。59Please respect copyright.PENANAXpj9Hqldyi
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)59Please respect copyright.PENANApw9qGL3t3N
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