（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHY4GLNoeN
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT9w4GSM58
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsMHTsxjo4
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySPfWAd72i
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg82VZDqaaN
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGl6pRdR0X
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59w0fyjL6H
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q4WrA1Rgc
菩提祖師：有多久？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpau5nZpCTG
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyIZK2uNiC
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnGdJXmeq9
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn2s9Bsg9C
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1VmCVcE0v
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpCOUkddhH
菩提祖師：是滴！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXf7qC3zBJ
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AwCBHxYYk
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7NQkeBpwo
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFcDN1DiGl
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5o2ZhsI4K
悟空：師父為何大笑？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QGfvWQVzn
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3bMWaRx7r
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpZEP7Aybj
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZfdNlvabb
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWzKN6DVIw
菩提祖師：拿來我看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylTzwOCR1a
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YE8oi7Hpw
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSZvSVNAC0
悟空：現在不能捉了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJF9baqAuw
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnYKhgiiY7
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULJ7XA2olm
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh4N3dGp16
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3LicpqhUu
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB3QH8dVNb
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiNVuwW5PV
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67bLUjRC99
悟空：是滴。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0BC9yR9vS
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2VbGyP3f8
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKMpkkc6lG
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAFVhKiwpr
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QLqYEqWh2
菩提祖師：這還差不多！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZEGbfZjfN
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3AQQNLfIN
菩提祖師：說！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnVF0pzv1j
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8RqYBWprg
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsWOqT4liA
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnvT3obZ2d
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttQDb6mXnu
悟空：什麽是術道？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejyfIrPjx1
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOw3ORoeAM
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpShJYa5H0
菩提祖師：不過百年。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDo0TdCLai
悟空：不學！不學！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0QzhqYIby
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VUc90U2dZ
悟空：什麽是流道？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkpoQmo0A8
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtRv0LYmku
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nUhbipU2J
菩提祖師：不過百年。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuknEcBjsX
悟空：不學！不學！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r2iiAfpv5
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEbZwJLeYM
悟空：什麽是靜道？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwxA9y4jxW
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREELshPgXv
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0r12dbN70
菩提祖師：不過百年。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1n50eXxfp
悟空：不學！不學！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB8anc5fqQ
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5h5nfh4rY
悟空：動道又是什麽？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP9wUdZ8cI
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLcGuSCSlG
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6XB5KxasW
菩提祖師：不過百年。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpydzg4mAJt
悟空：不學！不學！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaor3ii6Wf
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QEJaW9udY
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf1334vs2O
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahEtF5cn9E
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5EWjgi0o3
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SZNsvlkN0
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHa86F8JB6
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNbrwZeJdA
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgl4YFjaRa
悟空：那我走了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQdeB3hk4y
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfaJ1zFxb5
（悟空找到便壺）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3S4Lu6z0u
悟空：師父請用。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ556fm8pS
（菩提祖師撒完尿）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalxR8gcfQA
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbxZzZsFQJ
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkRyhxhLws
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DsjHUJlPk
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPVGhlQ1sg
菩提祖師：好吧！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv81QKwQcr
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVpUHYL0nG
菩提祖師：嗯啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrhLTDcj9Q
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ48tdVg6AE
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJAxeBU7pC
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiXlYATHvh
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTnTWrkEwA
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPlHDz3Xvi
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL1sflGEov
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84XGNZxpwO
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gcEgxorLr
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnxjN2cZWm
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94p9jdt5Gp
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv9em5Cb2s
悟空：變身之法是什麽？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbhldYwrXL
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRrcLLONRs
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB56ovcf8n
菩提祖師：嗯啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AwuHykFIP
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1qkriRYWR
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dm6wkMqMu
悟空：啊！這個……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOpwVQqcjL
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLKRpBErNN
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2ShocjlKr
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLMHgHIBL9
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OxOjxUhkR
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xAl6cM36N
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRI0EiyHvb
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOySFq4DcG0
悟空：那就學72變。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y9XLVaQjf
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD7XdNpvQz
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9Rxfjn1ER
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2KcbSmDcd
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYYtfEbs1D
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIxyBxYm1z
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsioXzPYAM
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK3WPLeexH
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYiGWMhq6W
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA4dBrA2DQ
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB5Jj0Pxx8
悟空：會。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmp6pUd2R6
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuL8FvmPS2
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m0J5eFjM5
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pvLJlxX3i
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSsb8Cssfr
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTtwrIl7vS
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqXaqovHv0
菩提祖師：有道理。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcUuqEKsRL
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyExIjFYpn
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCyYPIpNGr
悟空：我飛——！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5Hdg61xQp
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpvi4v9hEk
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuiJfpiGwM
菩提祖師：速度太慢！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjJFdcNM0f
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8BM7PyjPL
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg51wOquJHB
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL4xoySMb6
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUbjpqz0s9
悟空：不解！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXURpB1oIY
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbcotHI5eA
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS3m1AGtlg
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Mnu600KvL
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukZ1RuXO5j
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n7keis85q
悟空：頭跟雲？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn27hTqXIc
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5gris2icM
悟空：速度有多快？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYcsJiWhVT
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNyH9xTbSL
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8r8DjTns5
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB5JPsuSms
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstA5f2BMbs
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBwCGpyLaP
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP127Eo5TUp
菩提祖師：自身不會。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49vHkIQEYZ
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKRTkFUQnn
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSfUVd9sfs
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspAGAOkDng
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCNCvzS09k
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tPgQjk2BT
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt48iHM9Ye
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte0tNvqLTz
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCkB88n1SP
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBaOM4u9Se
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9djUnfZAW
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjcpabNAjP
悟空：師父？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVuFoQHj5J
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQMCC94AiJ
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i6ahYhrNp
悟空：我的進化鼠？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRuFy0ztlq
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLAJhDELGA
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYL1O2yr3e
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyfLp3H7bV
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6d8qGUiEy
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZLQnwZU5b
悟空：意外。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4bhrH09jc
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qt1M71ANN
仙童：遵命。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH3bbLR4jE
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ugy2YFUkK
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ySt1Fskiq
悟空：啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5AnAvyw2h
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQR4tr1keR
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvfz15J1xs
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjorHPf8O2
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl190eVTFi
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj5MpuLH9H
悟空：什嘛？！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPjn9cnYNV
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NPH9B6QtQ
悟空：我……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCsvqzO3St
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe57ZeDnPDn
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8pxV6xfCC
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtJ4w9r1Db
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkou1wJXuL9
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKE8W9EP9G
悟空：啊！我走，我走。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgq1NUe6QC
菩提祖師：快走！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV8nWB3oo4
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWzNd3mzJy
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