（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQMevFUvM2
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMFTDXZzn5
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1idp4I0uyu
（擡頭看看太陽）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Gl6TdWmp
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVZwBMO2lZ
（撓撓猴頭）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSppDGBrabt
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKIyvgxOhD
（沒有回答）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaCm4QzkIe
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iYRuw3iMs
（剛要走）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYSrqgKRIf
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpuESnvjZr
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfQmbO9hIJ
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsGTr8mj3M
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQYxvpD7Z4
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJKVuuNhPH
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSeSvw3dT6
悟空：其他人呢？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR9nBIjZUV
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uNR0qjVb1
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKNNOXTcOA
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN1StcNJyP
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29y0VdfirU
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi34ks2uQcp
悟空：你受傷了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqHiY0M8Gt
通背猿猴：看我頭部。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfVczh9U2Z
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYSsKRGwql
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbJvts9NmH
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoZ5zagt81
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfnNhP1tFw
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw9LDJjFWN
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEWcv4Yllr
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YSjdVhQoi
通背猿猴：很牛！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqKn46m8K3
悟空：牛到什麽程度？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOu09GkWHU
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl8e5yH92P
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RSws4mXyd
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnC6h4HA41
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgSiT6qBTe
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITMFpFwki2
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7ej8MDQgN
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKUvHCfOcq
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDfbwt2RQr
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJKeNYbH98
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQmT70pF9I
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI1CQ69m50
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls5tPYCxf7
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkxFteUayi
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCyGLRESRI
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iK5l12Iip
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU72hv9G0R2
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YX7mWOY8S
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUtEAMsfNg
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiaIXGdrMO
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzFkxc5eqg
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5wfcHvmfj
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtJGegFsJV
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRqgEh3IaD
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmXAdWXyMh
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGt5GosqZT
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3FtJzEdaz
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6bzsZYvu4
（眾猴一看，是大王！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfzO1ztDxV
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqQfOrt396
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDGNOGTlMZ
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvMM3V2LMt
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyfejSzg5U
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsyHQOCdjL
悟空：不解。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd54smQFu9g
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwZvB5Kjxq
悟空：你的意思是？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSxzJ7gIly
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BHyK4Z4TG
悟空：不愛聽。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBbMglrlRs
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94YWidBlzz
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCsRAvenCF
牛魔王：嗯啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkdF6z8xvL
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkbaFNmyfQ
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAqZ0EeG3E
悟空：沒感覺。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41VTY8hR1Z
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCz8nWdO7B
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmC3ziY3p7
牛魔王：哦～45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfdkbvBsKQ
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv9tjhniJA
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjjI7r1skZ
悟空：當然可以。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDTIaFg5cE
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB64NUtiEr
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGLh2RgNjq
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsHXSXORu9
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch6BFVj8iK
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmfVRLxV7e
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmJv7oSyC2
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxAcy8u7Le
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymkSYxYjbh
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWPr2btlfB
牛魔王：威武吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxlzzQndl7
悟空：我感覺很別扭。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKrmtQeKgD
牛魔王：別扭也威武。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Uwahvz9qi
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLdfuIlpxC
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTaHTP6RyM
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjj927HMa8
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe246zElSE
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOLgUQ8Nac
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWTtpuagTR
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrna3eZ70rW
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjjJ5rkB58
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xd0LuhJWu
牛魔王：你明白吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPuzpxwqbx
悟空：我明白。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh36CShbRKR
牛魔王：我也明白。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYecrA9q1H
悟空：你真的明白？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqHbVqaj6I
牛魔王：我真的明白。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdOy0isRQP
悟空：我真的也明白。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniEn0mOoDn
牛魔王：明白萬歲！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwiUHwRGN0
悟空：明白萬歲！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnosHq7H1f
（兩人淚流擁抱）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVzUJHmj6l
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4qviTtF93
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWLHhAjYll
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1ZII6dTAq
牛魔王：保重。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdyaUNK98z
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVPTwByYFo
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SKwG7iYiA
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3YFHRaerJ
牛魔王：猴兄……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK9ci85sQn
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGel2gCMfu
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZNA6o9FFZ
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccBWxYMB6V
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwVkGUzbuD
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡympgA8ie5K
牛魔王：我放不下心。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj90OCrBGd
悟空：你想怎樣？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqp2tgn4lu
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5wvm1I1wV
（咚！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW55BHIwBpv
（啊！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwClIzUHpc
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq3sLfBz74
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsOJ0Hl8Lf
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGZte4RTmc
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEzyF3G4ZL
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiclVWyiLU
牛魔王：這就是我的……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4bnFDOSgb
（咚！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhmkNqNsi5
（啊！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53mTdAS6K2
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbVeYN0PyJ
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjAXPSbSW4
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TVAHOw9Vx
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr4MuPb7ib
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpriOGmaKp3
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4R9BMygpo
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOsQEYgXXw
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN4cyKyv5K
悟空：哇！這麽多？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHJVnjFnB0
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdwQkdrVmw
悟空：你還要打？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCLceAONl3
牛魔王：我認輸。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfPSeRKZbR
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhl4OaBs3e
牛魔王：等等。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFp38V6Y4n
悟空：還有何事？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5CeOaJCru
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSHTLFfafr
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3VBlFjj6u
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUS5uPbUEA
我擺平。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDsVPSMhJG
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EAHRI75OH
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjngrSLnAwz
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SlgfMjm7y
悟空：擺平。牛……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlkFaC8nuK
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWMcgX4NXj
悟空：死豬。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9oy8LntiR
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7UknxgmTO
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZHEOh8bOm
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XREZvC1zE
悟空：我剛看到。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP0tX4Qth7
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKlXzGpFdH
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLATx2zWxmJ
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO9JkPqKma
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsAIdWKO6l
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EsUlr9e3A
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqB8v0mqQr
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnpzzzb2uC
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6ny6kiJIC
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfItx7Uwujf
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbz91xshnv
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSusRz22OX4
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiBuIvu4MJ
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzd3Y2VCYr
悟空：忠臣！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINPdUMZO5o
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oWucxZQOq
悟空：你沒兵器吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4bfPolxRb
通背猿猴：我有。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTkIUohWFZ
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPY7Z922cW
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT7miitB8X
悟空：這是那般兵器？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIx2Nl8mxn
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9ZQaHCoIk
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZWc05ERyQ
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQURQcv39M
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFVhXvRLue
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGLOkHvLAg
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0J3XRle9Z
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLyjt1qZqP
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4hpWE6KHU
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0yMPZ7hZ1
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErJzFw1tzE
牛魔王：龍宮。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10Aa2uzXJf
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvmzTlZuB1
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4IpiBabzr
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHpelvi6Ox
不是夢話。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0WIBEm66G
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1GZ3bUuf2
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrSskVq2qL
悟空：你的都是大型武器。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jc7mlskFz
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMlOz32JYV
悟空：賊牛！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yCqQsc63T
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwbsNW6rYg
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYki4z8EuV
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbcqr4sCdj
通背猿猴：我也信！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq81nEco3r
悟空：本大王去也！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Aw6oOl5N
（一陣雲煙消失了）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vaYBfOp5r
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaTsXVBi3F
（一會兒）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HEZKWLxA3
悟空：本大王來也！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9enUndsNAS
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJXTClri5t
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wCQ7Aiiyl
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrggxoce3MH
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cA7Pix9dE
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAExONEHxYz
牛魔王：東海龍宮。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gdMJBZlez
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