(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)59Please respect copyright.PENANAxSs21RQrfL
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)59Please respect copyright.PENANAZnCuFMLWyz
(海底)59Please respect copyright.PENANAJemskZqRh1
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)59Please respect copyright.PENANAPBfDNMaJFo
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAqeyry79xTw
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)59Please respect copyright.PENANAGV1JbPtFrU
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。59Please respect copyright.PENANALtXAV6UUsr
龍王:死了沒?59Please respect copyright.PENANA4Hpr1PG7Pq
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。59Please respect copyright.PENANA0GvWNFAKPj
龍王:再探。59Please respect copyright.PENANAuPqA0THdze
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)59Please respect copyright.PENANAndYh3TZS2d
夜叉:死了!死了!59Please respect copyright.PENANALY4oNEQi2C
(夜叉報回水晶宮)59Please respect copyright.PENANAHVhklDsTqL
夜叉:報大王,死了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAGy7wJcQd1h
(呼!悟空出現!)59Please respect copyright.PENANAvHmEA0tbeQ
悟空:誰死了?59Please respect copyright.PENANA6WqtTdclu9
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!59Please respect copyright.PENANABFiFeCx33S
龍王:你誰呀?59Please respect copyright.PENANAFiNePKC5Rb
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!59Please respect copyright.PENANAJHbmD8J5Ww
龍王:沒聽說過!59Please respect copyright.PENANADWmURiaHIX
悟空:現在你聽說過了?59Please respect copyright.PENANAXvbTarDAf1
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQdq1YmmJQp
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽59Please respect copyright.PENANAg9CL1BiX8h
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAF7jbJxOPFn
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?59Please respect copyright.PENANA5CAMG9t2YT
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAOE4IatinVG
龍王:沒有!送客!59Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ1p8Hl1jD
(咚!——)59Please respect copyright.PENANAh0xriNRdDo
(啊!——)59Please respect copyright.PENANAdJoLsGQPar
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)59Please respect copyright.PENANAoB861TvaH7
龍王:你……你敢打我?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAMA4MVeizD0
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?59Please respect copyright.PENANA8og8FDtlJk
龍王:明白。59Please respect copyright.PENANA1rDXeE4noJ
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2iD1cOGsXG
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?59Please respect copyright.PENANAzZD7hrue9f
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。59Please respect copyright.PENANAv2GOB6yRWZ
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。59Please respect copyright.PENANAOqdKJh4LOo
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。59Please respect copyright.PENANAURvY2Z1Yha
龍王:好!我們再來一次。59Please respect copyright.PENANAE2QujRHacp
悟空:給你一次機會。59Please respect copyright.PENANAmIiMfnIJr7
(…………)59Please respect copyright.PENANAxxFwUxgQq2
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?59Please respect copyright.PENANAEyJLjzzKNG
悟空:我來求一件兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAuhs0IrvCHk
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!59Please respect copyright.PENANAXFSMQILK47
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪59Please respect copyright.PENANALzhoCCkRPy
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。59Please respect copyright.PENANAFxRmfp6muW
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?59Please respect copyright.PENANAxSXKfFqDuh
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!59Please respect copyright.PENANADnZKNTSWU3
龍王:來人!取兵器來!59Please respect copyright.PENANAl4Ap2iyRcP
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)59Please respect copyright.PENANA6xA8vDjfTM
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?59Please respect copyright.PENANAQrTHq2ZbNP
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?59Please respect copyright.PENANALGiSFOBqED
龍王:這刀不好?59Please respect copyright.PENANAKgegnsh6UM
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世59Please respect copyright.PENANAsjl7SlT61i
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAV9b6sGIfRg
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。59Please respect copyright.PENANAsQP9vUbERB
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。59Please respect copyright.PENANAJkYuyAp1I6
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!59Please respect copyright.PENANAqTkS7jDo64
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)59Please respect copyright.PENANAdAjcm2kKli
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?59Please respect copyright.PENANA5gRVqpzefS
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?59Please respect copyright.PENANAhjmHXNYe7Z
龍王:這叉不好?59Please respect copyright.PENANAZWwo15z7el
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqAUt9NMKXm
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。59Please respect copyright.PENANA7EhhCPqDTa
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。59Please respect copyright.PENANA6lHSwknCF0
龍王:來人!再取兵器!59Please respect copyright.PENANA31iwe9gaTO
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)59Please respect copyright.PENANAuyiJ0KPyKO
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?59Please respect copyright.PENANAGe7tYdUBjB
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?59Please respect copyright.PENANAPwkByf6v93
龍王:這戟不好?59Please respect copyright.PENANAx1raU5ypnV
悟空:是神器嗎?59Please respect copyright.PENANACgNbxI74cR
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQC3s8GxGIF
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。59Please respect copyright.PENANAiGzQLWyKv3
龍王:來人!再取兵器!59Please respect copyright.PENANATXvx9pjBXb
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAtFTwqBPW4P
龍王:怎麽可能?!59Please respect copyright.PENANASGRK7qNeMt
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。59Please respect copyright.PENANA7qOy333NTj
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAS2W14v15W4
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)59Please respect copyright.PENANAOzpylnemgq
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2GW9nGvC56
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANACWImjbSBMY
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!59Please respect copyright.PENANAk1eHgQKLeB
龍王:我冒險試試。59Please respect copyright.PENANAoZeXqjJiFa
(走到悟空身前)59Please respect copyright.PENANAIfYv8Qkx4U
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……59Please respect copyright.PENANA0G1PuScM5J
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?59Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ75Qy8Iw7
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5SjGByUVMv
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!59Please respect copyright.PENANARdQdfRabf8
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!59Please respect copyright.PENANAWh7J9B4R5V
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8dnTWGimeX
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqQ0vz0ygUd
悟空:你說什嘛?59Please respect copyright.PENANAnLBhWh3630
龍王:那件神器拿不動!59Please respect copyright.PENANA8PSyaTKIJI
悟空:到底是什麽神器?59Please respect copyright.PENANA1C46Cw9C5u
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。59Please respect copyright.PENANAwqqeBn2VP0
悟空:同意。59Please respect copyright.PENANAWn1MTJJbJi
(兩人來到深海處)59Please respect copyright.PENANAZJSY6QP6jA
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。59Please respect copyright.PENANAAjVKIIkzRV
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。59Please respect copyright.PENANASBxry6Taeh
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?59Please respect copyright.PENANAMm8vwsdP0n
龍王:你急什麽。59Please respect copyright.PENANAPyKqpXO78u
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。59Please respect copyright.PENANAavB95rOOzf
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。59Please respect copyright.PENANArYFMwGa4Xj
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。59Please respect copyright.PENANAUOs0Ao1Hts
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!59Please respect copyright.PENANAA3GAdZ4tK5
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?59Please respect copyright.PENANA2tVD2YGVEp
龍王:秘密。59Please respect copyright.PENANAt0Ntkcmq3l
悟空:目的地還沒到?59Please respect copyright.PENANAHFvICHSWtL
龍王:你來看——!59Please respect copyright.PENANApckt2v5hzK
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)59Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZdjQ1xZUm
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。59Please respect copyright.PENANACB7Lfbrxve
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!59Please respect copyright.PENANA7UNOl47Gpf
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。59Please respect copyright.PENANAhzJrnCnlVC
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!59Please respect copyright.PENANAnLCmhB2sNt
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?59Please respect copyright.PENANA43QtAcY9Bn
龍王:我也不知道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAASRXLVebqa
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)59Please respect copyright.PENANACtbtAWRME1
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAsi4oajdwsc
悟空:果然是。59Please respect copyright.PENANAM5EFayvRPK
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。59Please respect copyright.PENANA7bwqJcVjSJ
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?59Please respect copyright.PENANA32BZVIDjU9
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!59Please respect copyright.PENANAK2La48VgFj
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?59Please respect copyright.PENANAHooWfuEOte
龍王:我也不知道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAtX3jJDXvF1
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)59Please respect copyright.PENANAVcw9eTSXyl
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANABlqVdE78YN
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8KgwJY8EiV
龍王:是全名。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHkY7Becdf5
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?59Please respect copyright.PENANA8Luiiw68Lc
龍王:你要幹嘛?59Please respect copyright.PENANAmmA6aOhqmv
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAdGzIAFylm6
龍王:帶了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAoACSZBRomI
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。59Please respect copyright.PENANASxyqQLhBU7
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAuYPighZpYP
(拿刀遞過去)59Please respect copyright.PENANA0m9Ew6Ld8n
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。59Please respect copyright.PENANALj33e9fNKh
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)59Please respect copyright.PENANAC5chw37fNu
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAmu8qZX5YfM
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)59Please respect copyright.PENANAgZCXRmTlUq
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……59Please respect copyright.PENANAdvzi77V4p2
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。59Please respect copyright.PENANAubkL5uWseH
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)59Please respect copyright.PENANARXMdFzuty9
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?59Please respect copyright.PENANA4EFZ6uKCVQ
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANA81vcpzFGRU
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)59Please respect copyright.PENANALnXdbcraho
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。59Please respect copyright.PENANAJrCiZwUizr
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)59Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZhKGPIeFX
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!59Please respect copyright.PENANAYvMydRE1Dx
龍王:借我也用用。59Please respect copyright.PENANAYBjNWvEeGC
悟空:沒得說。59Please respect copyright.PENANAkl8SkNNs5i
(遞給龍王)59Please respect copyright.PENANAfjs6PNNm69
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAww2FyhlayA
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!59Please respect copyright.PENANAz4JCTMJGJO
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!59Please respect copyright.PENANA64dnuCcstJ
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!59Please respect copyright.PENANATvMawKW3z4
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)59Please respect copyright.PENANA7Cwt6VWh8e
龍王:出!59Please respect copyright.PENANACohH8PZWak
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)59Please respect copyright.PENANAjm5kRaSFgr
龍王:還你!59Please respect copyright.PENANANWNmH5wE1d
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?59Please respect copyright.PENANA6aG0S6reYK
龍王:神器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAN4DGvkIZc4
悟空:是什麽神器?59Please respect copyright.PENANAkurKGBTzp9
龍王:你思考一下就知道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAGImtnHwweJ
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。59Please respect copyright.PENANA96UMtqx3Q5
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)59Please respect copyright.PENANACTFeXf4lRF
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAP14JjSHnkQ
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)59Please respect copyright.PENANA6rXvsfviQo
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!59Please respect copyright.PENANAwg1Feqoe5R
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)59Please respect copyright.PENANASaOQtXM6jk
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)59Please respect copyright.PENANA4QclrMYG5Y
(牛魔王還在睡)59Please respect copyright.PENANArZEl62bOoa
悟空:本大王來也!59Please respect copyright.PENANApevycmnALs
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?59Please respect copyright.PENANAUmS9s8jjYT
悟空:你什麽意思?59Please respect copyright.PENANAtLX5hQgB5x
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?59Please respect copyright.PENANAyfJiJ2sQHB
悟空:這句的前面那句。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQeN33pl9xN
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAMGUbarbyyG
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!59Please respect copyright.PENANACe3tkspXcE
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。59Please respect copyright.PENANAL6WD6vs3Fo
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?59Please respect copyright.PENANA6MCEEfv8MO
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?59Please respect copyright.PENANA1alfSuY84h
悟空:還要我教你?59Please respect copyright.PENANAtPQWCUXzCP
通背猿猴:我想不出來。59Please respect copyright.PENANAo7lKEqugC1
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼59Please respect copyright.PENANA5q0RG2VNX2
很容易想到。59Please respect copyright.PENANAq1JzkRRIxx
通背猿猴:明白。59Please respect copyright.PENANAVxJAvRXqCH
悟空:別辜負我對你的……59Please respect copyright.PENANAUEdaVQ5MaZ
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)59Please respect copyright.PENANATjjPOFM7is
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)59Please respect copyright.PENANA3XNmv4myre
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)59Please respect copyright.PENANAPeWczJ1Eh4
通背猿猴:大王,有事?59Please respect copyright.PENANALvzuWhQ7rR
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAn0APZVtb1S
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHvd9wvYBRm
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?59Please respect copyright.PENANAh40Zbj5MHC
通背猿猴:我怕。59Please respect copyright.PENANALLD3sh8ibg
(牛魔王醒來)59Please respect copyright.PENANAX5U5sq4pa4
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?59Please respect copyright.PENANAYd1m3iNMZU
悟空:你猜。59Please respect copyright.PENANAUUGt47udLa
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?59Please respect copyright.PENANAhfaMh4fxbH
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAlt0aTb0BXQ
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!59Please respect copyright.PENANAQKfBFzrKzW
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzkFEk13Oup
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?59Please respect copyright.PENANA70uDRpsvDm
悟空:又微又有型的武器。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzjunh4dczA
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。59Please respect copyright.PENANAuBVf4gFrLv
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)59Please respect copyright.PENANA4UVJ6pYeaZ
悟空:Look!59Please respect copyright.PENANAzHSbbjRQ6t
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。59Please respect copyright.PENANAX3OAwy5Gu0
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)59Please respect copyright.PENANAcxFNSQI9Gc
悟空:通背。59Please respect copyright.PENANA82uIP2ItJ2
通背猿猴:在。59Please respect copyright.PENANAh9hlALqNTy
悟空:你來看看我的武器?59Please respect copyright.PENANAtk1IMzCTcX
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。59Please respect copyright.PENANAR4KVjlBzWr
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!59Please respect copyright.PENANA0qcGLJ6X5j
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)59Please respect copyright.PENANA4E44zULTC0
(水簾洞)59Please respect copyright.PENANAneJw9ZSBqY
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?59Please respect copyright.PENANA5Pmk7159ZB
通背猿猴:好!59Please respect copyright.PENANAG4pvOLKYb4
眾猴:好!好!……59Please respect copyright.PENANAoURSA24em7
牛魔王:好!59Please respect copyright.PENANAPx6bA5EUlR
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。59Please respect copyright.PENANAluynnkVw13
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAEFg7dfXqcq
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?59Please respect copyright.PENANAF3pW6evSm5
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。59Please respect copyright.PENANAYNWFgnsUMy
悟空:夠兄弟!59Please respect copyright.PENANAsryFgh2QEp
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!59Please respect copyright.PENANAY89G5bxmy9
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!59Please respect copyright.PENANALwy9EN5wHm
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzrqvr4HTxZ
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8IehFjuqa
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。59Please respect copyright.PENANASOMftC802Q
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!59Please respect copyright.PENANAldg1qXwhX8
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!59Please respect copyright.PENANAFGI5wUAfzT
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)59Please respect copyright.PENANAEanKE0zhKP
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)59Please respect copyright.PENANA1zYDUyhi3L
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