（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1dDLAn6Lq
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCqoNj9Abj
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8A7qV2Bv6
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBOMcy1PT8
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIbykEclyT
閻王：孫悟空！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWR1s1ZuCy
悟空：我是。你哪位？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJn9RURWAD
閻王：我是閻王！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXAU3fqvAK
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2McuAvrTd6
閻王：我是閻王！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozz3lXyfbm
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3FKHFcvTZ
閻王：我是閻王！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9mdSXlgWq
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR5Y5MHYAW
閻王：我是閻王！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6qnnKRsWN
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4Uo8nFm4O
閻王：我是閻王！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9hXIVFABh
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMk7otK9V4
閻王：我是閻王！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMvXNqrhmO
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZtJp2nlyR
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHpMOXBOI3
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHoT7ToJ6Y
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQucxYeHjAj
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRas6zIi0Bi
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemmgenVHrP
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrCkMPUJRE
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2iObvor32
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6KSqVUFqm
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR6EepztBA
閻王：謝了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwDdyeKEF1
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvyJwBGo5C
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx1Veqpt2i
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkzB48ojnX
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo1VXzOGRt
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI0fmCKc40
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ct0dXNlc0
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM0QjUqlDv
悟空：這是幹什麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ0oDZx6r1
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vBa9HWwEZ
悟空：是吧？那我套了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr1aceFRHK
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZP1Znn99g
悟空：這又是幹什麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUheo0gvzUt
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDSZbPkxAJ
悟空：好！你套，你套。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx1h5cOzns
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ874wZRFMfB
悟空：這又是幹什麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh3BoeNLgi
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz4LqUF0EU
悟空：哦。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdyQth8zwo
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23MU2T82PE
閻王：哈哈哈哈！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLgIz9q0z2
悟空：哈哈哈哈！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hqxGM4nVA
閻王：你笑什麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrKruQ73oJ
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQbFrXkNma
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXkalLT81e
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30oHCdK11r
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5oSEis5CW
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6wDUN9naz
悟空：什麽意思？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUFXAIuhNz
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsFcT4UAGO
悟空：我活到300歲就死？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBd2vgfrr4
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLQGFXqx6W
悟空：誰寫的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoMzvfrdKj
閻王：我寫的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdr7MIvB90
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Dfm936jH9
閻王：不改！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78Lluj940y
悟空：我改。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRc8f2WibQ
閻王：有本事你來改。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdvEFD7TuB
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9w4JmUhpa
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUmZxuXjnO
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aHKlZAp1y
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthXbeSpBlX
閻王：來人！快快拿下！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQecdrROT9k
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VUjCoE0ry
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIlXUtIzkd
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzKw5bErCD
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK8H6MNIdZ
閻王：啊漆！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa94nRr232
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNyHfTlZni
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGejrWCUCQu
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvgmCtgYcM
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLqkcgF2bb
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dtgTpeXx6
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp1YIbM0C4
（又在後面加了一個0）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rFVeHseTU
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCEsiU24cz
（又開始加0加0……）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rLQqiBMyp
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Eu2MNxGhf
悟空：來人，續紙！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKJYd3MNxQ
閻王：給。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDN9YVLtEq
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn217mm2dc3
悟空：來人，續紙！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPnlheb7i4
閻王：給。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNMJaAYtJO
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXyb1SnCbl
悟空：你有沒有火機？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcglC2d97U
閻王：要火機幹嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1lUAkJBbY
悟空：燒掉這張紙。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCen2lvGJz
閻王：啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DEBeqmVTU
悟空：火機伺候。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFHjyp8rI8
閻王：沒有。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppITb40HaP
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqhtzvDdCR
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rRtqj3zap
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3zKya7pNz
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY8rkQRGZ5
（哄！紙燒了）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhu4U5ucRi
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjk77dAnXJ
悟空：還有紙嘛？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDPMHJrayW
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAAjy75929
悟空：還有沒有紙？！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82rUGCrK8p
閻王：有。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah0YlnS310
悟空：全部拿來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sv3AEzdrh
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcACVKtD75
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfpMgCgytn
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cCJHLX8Dh
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rPRXmbYzR
閻王：我不寫了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaacoBiQch
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTl1DKXpGj
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4rEjkSqZx
（哄哄大火燒起！）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5u2pmJ3Ph
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJnDjXzuJi
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDxnULY8q3
閻王：額。。。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch8IQY5990
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlgckpbwMK
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