（不知睡了多久，悟空醒來，Party已經散了。四周黑黑的，沒有燈火）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboGibnenfK
（突然！嗤——！地，煙花沖天的響聲，面前閃出三個大字：幽冥界）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgLrYtVahz
悟空：哇！竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字，比閃光字漂亮多多。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6fsSSK09c
（嘭！嘭！嘭！亮起燈火，四處通明）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2XLGw8VlH
悟空：關燈，關燈！這麽美麗的煙花，我想多看一會兒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQJxQiF3Fl
閻王：孫悟空！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzAh5MEQ1F
悟空：我是。你哪位？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFLWjVaXR2
閻王：我是閻王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOleYoUlKy
悟空：煙王？你賣煙的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MDQ3xanVe
閻王：我是閻王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsdaROQ7vK
悟空：鹽王？你賣鹽的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOtAe1Mold
閻王：我是閻王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVh7ix3slC
悟空：研王？你搞研究的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQwh8txRLa
閻王：我是閻王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9QZ08Daxp
悟空：腌王？你腌鹹菜的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJAssKyGyn
閻王：我是閻王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dzfbBcSsK
悟空：閹王？你砍JJ的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LEcHPvDqJ
閻王：我是閻王！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUKPwW4RhH
悟空：焰王？我明白了，你是放煙火的！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRACrfdQ2zX
（噗！——閻王吐了一口血）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV4TFCCc0S
悟空：你流血了？不要緊吧？你漱口先，張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukXwWkNXiP
閻王：我是閻王！閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火，把右邊剩下的放進門裏……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGipNnWbVXr
悟空：不要說話太多，你現在需要急救，盡量節省體力，保持做深呼吸。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCSPHT8qe0
（Bia！閻王倒在地上，又吐血）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgmNBztLAD
悟空：哎呀，挺嚴重。沒關系，我會千裏傳音，立馬叫醫生過來，送你去醫院。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO8kW6c78Q
閻王：孫悟空，你的陽壽到了！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhkELvltyP
（嘩！冒出無數小鬼，鬼哭鬼叫！）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsepA61ZDC
悟空：哇，原來這裏這麽多人。諸位，有沒有在行的內科醫生，幫這位老人看看先。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt8eNMaarH
閻王：謝了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGdR3tgQ13
悟空：不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJFYJBpVeq
閻王：孫悟空，你知道這是什麽地方嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBUUZeslUl
悟空：不知道。不過，我看這裏空間挺大，搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有，這裏的煙花95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcfduSs7ZL
字體是哪位高人設計，我打算請教請教。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxkRsUKDQi
閻王：歡迎，歡迎。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMTFER9NyS
悟空：是哪位高人設計的煙花字體？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzZj2kVgIV
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住脖子）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPGE1JtWnK
悟空：這是幹什麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEdnCyE3uw
閻王：哦，煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話，先要套上這條鏈子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3VKErLCya
悟空：是吧？那我套了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIf5yogPZR
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BT7rSLjsU
悟空：這又是幹什麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiFRemS8WO
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIudsN37u8
悟空：好！你套，你套。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvTah2dPLE
（嘩啦！被一條鐵鏈套住手腕）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteK5NvpaCF
悟空：這又是幹什麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v7jQJPpsH
閻王：哦，學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46JDMYWyQE
悟空：哦。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDB90238dN
（悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tnSLyk892
閻王：哈哈哈哈！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnoWUr17mz
悟空：哈哈哈哈！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmnJdJHl8z
閻王：你笑什麽？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNuEatgU5s
悟空：你笑我也笑了。笑，也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2X7ymCU6m
閻王：孫悟空，看你還能向哪裏逃！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiUmuqrAwb
悟空：說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我，我那會逃。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11NMLSnBk8
閻王：認死吧你！你來看！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kh845h1px
（呼！拿出一張白紙，上寫：孫悟空300歲壽終！）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2QmbdLayt
悟空：什麽意思？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00AUcoNtEx
閻王：孫悟空，你已經活了300歲，今天是你的死期！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTUklJGlfV
悟空：我活到300歲就死？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFjy4XhqSy
閻王：你沒看到紙上寫的嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpbC5otucy
悟空：誰寫的？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOySRVJp9gb
閻王：我寫的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcGisVpnfg
悟空：是吧？麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你，我已經修成仙道，與天地山川齊壽。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUuALhbAkm
閻王：不改！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MXDgS7hR4
悟空：我改。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5C3LgtjvU
閻王：有本事你來改。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGF7pIQuCo
悟空：好，我改。筆墨伺候。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV7XUhaaTX
（悟空一抖身，呼啦啦！身上的鐵鏈全斷）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy84HYZZuv
閻王：啊！！！（驚恐萬分）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeUBqaI8eP
悟空：啊什麽？我脫掉鏈子先。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX7iOazwPf
閻王：來人！快快拿下！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhal445EOLt
悟空：拿下？我還沒改，你拿下幹嘛？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSCH7kGFfV
（呼啦！一群小鬼圍上）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Z6fkBhKG
（啊漆！悟空打個噴嚏，小鬼被噴的無影無蹤！）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bARgA14b2
悟空：對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海，有點感冒著涼。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPmLjKHQyT
閻王：啊漆！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1tYV153BW
悟空：對不起，傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩，蘿蔔2兩，生姜1兩，一日三煎，一95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEjbTPQc5q
日三服，三天見效，一周之內，還你健康。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuCbWJ0x7f
閻王：噗！——（吐血不止）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqi2ewSikP
悟空：哇，又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了，我改先！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMErYbtO444
（拿紙在手，先在數字300後加了一個0）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYNJUsOEoh
悟空：3000歲壽終，有點短。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWnWa9xRzG
（又在後面加了一個0）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7vaBwJRFx
悟空：30000歲壽終，還是有點短。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdEcub70JF
（又開始加0加0……）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtD37dPWpN
（一會兒，紙上沒地方加了）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXONtRSXOA
悟空：來人，續紙！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UU3ZkOaKt
閻王：給。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjP22Jopmb
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnyfpjUrC4
悟空：來人，續紙！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMG8GDzEjo
閻王：給。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUdW7FSu6Y
（一會兒，紙上又沒地方加了）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2Bb5kyCTc
悟空：你有沒有火機？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6vrNqZ36g
閻王：要火機幹嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ1yvyoghT
悟空：燒掉這張紙。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLulcQ6ENev
閻王：啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPJbCusFFw
悟空：火機伺候。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISK3zpGIwc
閻王：沒有。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6vULq0bpX
悟空：那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV40HrcpOv
閻王：別摳，那可是藝術品！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbysHg29Kx
悟空：沒火機，只能這麽借火兒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXytvvlb1ii
閻王：別！我有打火機。給你。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbLjwzXitP
（哄！紙燒了）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRCn8cJuOd
閻王：好了，沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbdkxwRSkp
悟空：還有紙嘛？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTPThqiwvS
閻王：你還續紙？紙都燒了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8u9IVGiVS
悟空：還有沒有紙？！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHwONMU0S0
閻王：有。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2piMsCitB
悟空：全部拿來。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFP59RWrP7
閻王：你要做什麽？不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO24cYJyXB
悟空：我要把紙全部燒掉！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUspYW5Mkg7
閻王：你冷的要取暖啊？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n38FCITzd
悟空：錯。是防止你重寫一張。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BcASHR81f
閻王：我不寫了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE79dg6d37P
悟空：小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙，不然小心你的煙花字。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXcS7rWeQx
閻王（哭了）：為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世，你盡管燒吧！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5cZpUYwYI
（哄哄大火燒起！）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlDuOWBV5i
閻王：留幾張給我做手紙用吧？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqad1gJeAj
悟空：你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJPZauz8hz
閻王：額。。。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36o3HA7rUo
（孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp20hpMMq2b
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