水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ajYi2J7PV
通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpa5WKjEeH
悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx9jYZO1ME
通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1HgsqgJbG
悟空：我一直在睡覺？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQf30MvBej
眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvskamxbPy
通背猿猴：信了吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP8ZVwCXfm
悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡou4RyKSTsL
通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWfDKGoB9I
悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsQVAGs2F8
通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhrMOmXL08
悟空：誰變態？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3H12TH0ts
通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvX9t0SYAB
悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IU7ZN7eOg
通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OeQEYaz0H
悟空：你想多了解？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvyYvCCs9n
通背猿猴：想。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9DEWJN86w
悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTngNyKOfIK
通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0Dizo6JLo
靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mviInPpJy
玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7fFaQxDwr
2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSnfBnW5Ja
玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOXobOo7TS
千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe7ppu17W7
玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xhXOWJeTv
千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fdfZ1dc4T
玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiKSW0WgYj
千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BOBSbkmHm
玉帝：我牙疼。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M3v9lbKGh
千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjMvCab64p
玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCDdLFvVlo
千裏眼：那你找我？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9gXy9s8Qt
玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWENK4Ta6V6
千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnc7KSXjex
玉帝：後來呢？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ362dxXTToE
千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2TKjzC31F
啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xVOfkHIFQ
千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm8u0rPppW
玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CWL0zIcfn
千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7M1zEoQ7Q
玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp1lmhzans
傳令官：傳……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON4oKSy5Wl
傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzkulPH6wA
龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz59jm0e2k
玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSioC6KdL4
龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF82AcQqPcQ
玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqpU22xMFN
龍王：陛下，你說對了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WadbhH3c9
玉帝：啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbW9erDJnu
龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL3jjQFKXB
玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKjJqIO5vJ
龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie2tZ4OBzu
玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTGC4rUVYa
龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKWY3jnTy0
玉帝：一個人拆的？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasHbolKa3q
龍王：一個人。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47Tg33XN7N
玉帝：挺厲害的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1YSnhNpAg
千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk2tH7bmdI
玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcSB54CK7q
龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUumrgPStY8
玉帝：不解。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkk1KF3shd
龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkZtbSQuKg
玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt0RoS0uqf
眾人：啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIxXLdOZ77
千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUlFDL3NcQ
玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7G2S2lBae
眾人：恭賀陛下！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuUnUZBHze
報——！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjTbltc0yc
玉帝：何事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSvZa9NtGI
傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8svGg1AGgg
閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCF0LGgblU
閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3hCHTHjGO
玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PBso5Gfvw
閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUhoKYct4t
玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t0Io3VRUh
閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsae0cyMOHM
玉帝：又是孫悟空。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29rjo7rFp9
閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxCJYGIwDx
玉帝：急需？很急嗎？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBbEPCDYF4
閻王：很急。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmmdHYKY45
玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXcdmn4IF4
閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68SD9Sbfdl
玉帝：額，這可真有點急。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd83GcZVMy5
閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzd44jzqHTZ
玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawtVSAVroT
閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlopJEnV8WV
玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAiVXYR7g1
閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58AXcbKWyP
玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhLCMvteQ6
閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhewmX7D0W
玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8kWRyeEk2
玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz2RbSbJnb
玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAbuKW0aoN
眾仙卿：很大，很大。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt6dx7ZvMm
玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOcjeNDam1
眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYPbxQQRD3
太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhu7w1cZDk
玉帝：同意。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6G25GZ5t8
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